people that YELP are scumbags

That reads like it was written by a Facebook friend of mine (we went to high school together).

Here are a few of her recent posts:

Teacher told a funny story.
he said he went to a daycare and ask do you guys have pets here. The reply was No. so they took him on a tour. He sees a ginny pig in one room. then he sees a turtle in the next room. then in the next room he sees a parot. He says Im sorry but I thought you said you had no pets here. they then replied.....wait for it....oh their not pets their MASCOTS! Lol!

here is a debating question.....Is Poison Ivy, if someone caught it. Is it contagious? If that person is treated for it, can you catch it too?

What crazy person passes on crawfish!

ginny pig!

OK, sorry, one more:

I have a complaint. I et to your theatre to see the movie wanderlust. on your website you advertised a diffrent movie. I googgled it and the other movie is called wanderlust and it came out in 2012 and stars diffrent actors. isnt that false advertising. I feel we should get a refund. That not the movie we wanted to see. it turned out to be with Jennifer aniston and paul rudd.

??????

I have no idea.

i have no idea what that means but if i had seen wanderlust starring jennifer aniston and paul rudd in the movie theater i'd be really upset too and want to complain

he probably should have goggled it first

And before anyone hauls off and starts calling me a racist, let me take a moment to assure you that you are absolutely right--but I am equally racist toward all races, which thus loops me right back around to totally non-racist.

modest mousse

imdb says there are a few different movies called wanderlust, and the ones NOT starring aniston/rudd all came out before 2012. i have no idea which trailer that poster saw on the website.

When my friend and I arrived the place was packed! There was a DJ playing electro and old school hip hop, which is an interesting mix but it worked well. We were greeted by a lovely French hostess that actually doubled as our waitress! LOL. She was charming. Loved the accent! We had to wait about 20 minutes for a table, so she seated us at the bar. There was a good selection of French beers (by the bottle). My friend had a Mojito and I had the "Colombo" (French beer). The bartender was really cool and also had a French accent and a funky Haircut. We nicknamed her Rihanna. I may be a sucker for accents but I really thought this added to the authenticity of the restaurant. After a couple of "high fives" with the bartender we were seated. My friend ordered the steak Tartar (which he said was absolutely delicious) and I had the short braised ribs with Parmesan risotto. The Ribs were juicy and flavorful and the risotto was creamy and wonderful. Service was excellent. We never once felt neglected. I have seen some other negative reviews about the service in this place and I can only think: A) those customers dealt with another waiting staff or B) they are just negative "douches" that can never be satisfied. My guess is that it's option b.. when we left we were Happy, full and ready to return..

I knew I would like this place when I went to their website, and cute, catchy music was playing in the background.

We were greeted by a lovely French hostess that actually doubled as our waitress! LOL

. The bartender was really cool and also had a French accent and a funky Haircut.

We nicknamed her Rihanna.

I MEANT to include that part

""high fives""

""douches""

i read that "douches" sentence in daxflame's funny accent voice

sadly that guy has no other reviews on yelp

Happy, The Ribs

the restaurant i'm working at has received its first 1 star review!

So I suppose there are positive and negative aspects to having a refined palate. On the one hand, you can truly appreciate an amazing gastronomic experience created by a true artist; on the other, what might simply be a mediocre meal for some becomes a horribly traumatic experience, leaving your taste buds, perhaps even your entire body, crying out in agony and distress.

what a tool

that's just the first paragraph

if yelpers insist on pretending they are Professional Restaurant Critics they need to not open their first paragraphs with "So"

link

now you know where i work weekends, pls do not abuse this knowledge

there should be a site for reviewing yelp reviewers

-The water was ok.

it's funny that she's makes a big deal about how offensive the pasta was because it's not even made in-house, but sourced from a specialty vendor on federal hill, the neighborhood she name-checks for great pasta

I just had a Yelp review removed for violating terms of service. It's a bit suspect as it's a service (not restaurant) who has nearly all 5-star reviews except for one three-star. My review was based on the fact that I tried to contact them several times to get a quote and didn't hear back in two weeks. Yelp said my review 'lacks a firsthand consumer experience'. Well yes, because they failed to let me establish one! The 3-star review is a similar one that said they kept being closed when they went there so had to go elsewhere. I don't care in the slightest about my non-review being removed but I wonder if this store is one of their paid ad accounts.

That's right, yelpers

Calamari appetizer terrible. Overpriced and soup like texture.

Fries were good but great.

how does calamari have a soup-like texture????????????????????

the fries were good, however despite that they were great

First the bartender kept trying to rip us off, we ordered their smokey burger since everyone raves about it and we order just the burger no fries etc. The plate comes with fries, we do not notice, we eat the burger it was cooked medium well when we asked for medium rare however we let it go because we did not have time to return it and ask for a properly cooked burger.

The bill comes.

A.) We were not charged happy hour prices and when I brought it up to her she is like, oh right I forgot it was happy hour (Yeah right)

B.) She charges us with the fries we did not order nor eat and not only did she charge us for the fries but for the fries fried in duck fat.

... and I really believe it was intentional, so everyone double check your bills.

great as in large maybe

(Yeah right)

that is a mite shady tho

this asshole had to wait 5 minutes until opening time! can you imagine

I recently visited this establishment with a group of 6 on a Saturday afternoon. We had just been to the service portion of a wedding and were looking to kill time before the reception. It was an incredibly hot day and we had hoofed it to Brewers in quite literally our Sunday Best. We arrived, dripping with sweat and in need of a tasty beer to save our over-heated spirits, at 3:55. Turns out they don't open until 4:00. So we knock anyway thinking any reasonable staff member(s) who values patrons would allow us to at LEAST come in out of the heat and wait the 5 minutes until the bar opens inside...especially since we were clearly not dressed in appropriate hot-as-hell-Saturday afternoon attire. But no, they answer the door, size us up, then tell us to wait outside until they open in 5 minutes.

I was truly shocked. Truly. I had heard nothing but great things about this place and this was definitely not what I imagined my first experience to be. I was also embarassed because I was the one singing their praises to convince this group to make the journey.

Well its a Subway and its pretty clean. While I don't go to Subway that often, I decided to go recently because I got a big booklet of coupons in the mail. Armed with my "Buy a 30oz drink, get a 6in flatbread for $1" coupon, I walked in and ordered a roast beef sandwich. I presented the cashier my coupon and...."oh we don't take coupons here."

I understand if the place doesn't want to take coupons... but it would have been nice to have a sign or something so I would know before I got to the cashier.

As for the food, its Subway. It was the first time however I tried the flatbread....and I don't think ill ever order a flatbread from Subway again. Stick with the real bread.

we had hoofed it to Brewers in quite literally our Sunday Best. We arrived, dripping with sweat and in need of a tasty beer.

the logic that led to this journey is amazing to me.

I had heard nothing but great things about this place and this was definitely not what I imagined my first experience to be. I was also embarassed because I was the one singing their praises to convince this group to make the journey.

haha so wait a minute, he was bragging to his friends about how great this place was despite having never been there before??

i like how they understand that "they don't open until 4:00" but are "truly shocked" when they're told to wait until they're open

the best would be if that review ended with "we were so annoyed that we robbed them"

i want that dude to kill himself

lol

I recently visited this establishment with a group of 6 on a Saturday afternoon. We had just been to the service portion of a wedding and were looking to kill time before the reception. It was an incredibly hot day and we had hoofed it to Brewers in quite literally our Sunday Best.

i think this guy is saying he literally has hooves

it's funny that she's makes a big deal about how offensive the pasta was because it's not even made in-house

making fresh pasta is really time-consuming. i wouldn't blame most restaurants for outsourcing the job.

Our entree's were really tasty. My girlfriend ordered the risotto and I had a pasta with Pancetta that would have made Chef Boiardee look like a shit-head. I would like to come back and try the Coho Salmon. If anyone has had it there you have to let me know how it is.