Clusterfuck Summary Corner

jess/blount/matos triple-tag-team, man, those were the days. send the cockroaches scurrying.

ILX has rendered me into a bitter husk of what once I wuz.

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thx for the pleasant words, jjjusten, esp since in my pre-senility or general drunkenness I don't remember the FAP we met. At.

I am not cynical.

I am admittedly vicious when I feel I have been pricked, but then I never claimed to be more than a lousy Christian.

I do NOT believe ppl should get more leeway on the Web than in "real life," which is why I don't want to meet Jesse either. (thx for using my real name too. I didn't know you've loathed me since the last time I was in Chi, which is like 4-5 years)

damn yall get real butthurt about some words on a screen huh

It was at some patio in NYC w laurel and ally and vic? Plus others and there were vague attempts made to make it to a boredoms show but instead my (future) wife and I got shithoused and ended up walking back to park slope for like 5 hours totally lost. Either that or some other nice dude in NYC is prob still confused as to why some hammered asshole kept referring to him as dr. Morbius every so often in a bar, which is more possible than I would like to admit.

Oh I think tehresa was there as well but i am as always an unreliable witness.

Isn't The General one of at two with train tricks? The train tricks are cool. Morbs is cool too. This post is really cool:

strongo what are you gonna do when yer 80? yer like jerry garcia singing black peter when he was 30. just you wait! man yer gonna be a cranky raisin!

― scott seward, Thursday, March 29, 2012 11:01 PM

you are a train trick

morbs is way too defiantly consistent to feel toxic or negative to me; if i get insulted by morbs for making light of bob hope i don't feel shocked and betrayed any more than he does. when he stalks out of a thread it might feel more like Drama if he ever made any attempt to convince anyone he won't be back+welcomed after lunch. sometimes shtick shades into real fighting but that happens with almost every person on this board/planet. plus (as horrified as he'd profess to be to be lumped with a josie-voter) we share several comedy ballot picks and a last name.

i love morbs like morbs loves drama

I haaaaaaaaaaate needless life-drama MORE THAN ANYTHING ON EARTH. I've dropped friends over it. They were like Je55e.

we share several comedy ballot picks and a last name.

:O

jjj, the infamous outdoor line to nowhere at 7/7/07? I might've met you there, but as soon as none of us (except JonW) got in, I lost everybody and went home, no bars. So it was probably someone else.

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Left: Morbius, right: ILX.

(That wasn't to imply you're a monster, just that you're unstoppable. :) )

Je55e's drama is fine IRL. When he gets out of line we just punch him in the head.

Just as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog != Robert Smigel, I'm pretty confident that "Dr. Morbius" != Bi11 W3b3r. I wkiw Morbs anytime I visit NYC. Frankly I wish he would post more/longer on movies as I think he has real insights that we don't get to see, and he may be an even bigger Spielberg stan than I am.

It was at some patio in NYC w laurel and ally and vic? Plus others and there were vague attempts made to make it to a boredoms show but instead my (future) wife and I got shithoused and ended up walking back to park slope for like 5 hours totally lost. Either that or some other nice dude in NYC is prob still confused as to why some hammered asshole kept referring to him as dr. Morbius every so often in a bar, which is more possible than I would like to admit.

― torture prom (jjjusten), Friday, March 30, 2012 1:03 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hah this is an amazing post

It's the Cycle of Morbs (Morbstruation?):

Dr. Morbius ramps up the snippy, mean, name-calling, insulting posts.
People get annoyed and call him out (or he gets SBed).
If he's still around, he makes some self-effacing comments but never actually apologizes or acknowledges being a utter jerk.
Everybody falls all over themselves to pat Morbs on the head reassuringly and talk about how much they love his irascible on-line persona or how he's actually different IRL.

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Hahaha obv we need independent conformation to solve this mystery. I think it was before people even headed to the show iirc. Maybe that helps? Although now I am afraid that laurel etc are going to show up and say wtf I have never met you freak and ilx is going to intervention me.

that owl!
I love Morbs, ESPECIALLY if he said true Keaton fans prefer Sherlock Jr. to the General!!! (have not read that thread bcz it poll results are such timesucks)

that one goes beyond timesuck into "rapidly growing vat of medical waste"

Everything is comedy, with the right sense of humour.

I've got a lot to post in the elevator today.

It's the Cycle of Morbs (Morbstruation?):

If he's still around, he makes some self-effacing comments but never actually apologizes or acknowledges being a utter jerk.

+ self-pity and martyr poses at being called out

Which leads to the last step.

My beef is that there is no other person here who even touches his consistent level of ugliness.

Overall, ILX has a pretty KIP vibe.

His "schtick" is more at home on SA or some parts Reddit - and at least there he would be downvoted to oblivion.

Any chance you could just FP him and let it go? Jeez.

WmC otm

i'm with aero here, randomly calling out posters just because you can is nagl

OK, I'm done. Except it's not all random.

every time I'm in NY & I see there's a movie I'm interested I think about hitting up Dr. M to jaw about stuff & then I remember that recreational hangin-out is p. much off the menu for me when I'm up there. However I did take a night to go see End of the Rainbow last week + it cost stupid money so everybody respect my Garland fanhood, I love her more than yall, the end

Saw In The Good Old Summertime one morning in college and it changed my life.

* PS I was tripping LSD.

there's one ilxor i have no desire to meet after the little episode above, and it sure as shit isn't dr. m!

thanks mods for restoring the thread title!

np

poor C. Thomas, it may be the last time he's ever remembered in this universe. I wish we could have like a ghostly #FFFFCC palimpsest 'now with...' appended to the end of the title.

there's one ilxor i have no desire to meet after the little episode above, and it sure as shit isn't dr. m!

― call all destroyer, Friday, March 30, 2012 1:41 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jjusten?? sounds like a simple drunken mixup dude

pretty sure it's deric. he has terrible taste in movies

thread really needed the ole jess and teddy bear pic

My beef is that there is no other person here who even touches his consistent level of ugliness.

― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e)

man, not even close imo. there have been far worse (and there still are worse.) not to imply morbs is bad, i love him deeply tbqf.

there's something endearing (if exhaustingly predictable) about morb's endless stream of crotchet. he hit me, and it felt like a kiss.

morbs is awesome fuiud

endless stream of crochet

that's how I read that too. lace doilies up in here

c thomas howell is in the new spiderman movie appara

and morbs' "oh you idiots who know nothing about anything" schtick might sometimes get annoying but he clearly knows a buttload about movies (i just wish he'd share more and chide less, but i get his butthurtedness and he is one of my fave ilxors)

Whoa, I thought it was that Gilligan's Island guy.

also (innerestin details from wiki articles time): In 2008, New York Press critic Armond White would cite the movie as predicting the rise of Barack Obama, who entered the real-life Harvard Law School in 1988, and White declared that Soul Man was "easily the best movie ever set at Harvard."[3]

Jesse is the best; if you don't want to meet him then you're the sucker losing out, not him

pretty sure it's deric. he has terrible taste in movies

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, March 30, 2012 1:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Edited for weirdly unnecessary specificity.

n/a OTM

lol Deric