the strange bathos of wikipedia infoboxes

Porntip

― Oat Drink (crüt), Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

Mahir Çağrı
Born 1962
Kars, Turkey
Nationality Turkish
Other names Internet Mahir
Turkish: İnternet Mahir
Years active 1999—present
Known for Blogging (Romance and Personal life)
Internet information
Web hosting service(s) XOOM
Meme I Kiss You 1999
Signature phrase "I Kiss You"
Website
[IKissYou.org]

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 6 April 2012 17:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

Sarah Millican
Born 29 May 1975 (age 36)
South Shields, England
Medium Stand-up, television
Nationality British
Years active 2004-present
Genres Observational comedy
Subject(s) Relationships, body image
Spouse (m. 1997-2004, divorced)
Website www.sarahmillican.co.uk

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 8 April 2012 00:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

Description
English: A modified vehicle with the number "pi" extending out from the "Mazda 3" logo. This custom modification exemplifies the mathematical appreciation that is stereotypical of "geeks." This is my Mazda-Pi. You'll probably see it zoom zooming around Irvine, CA.
Date
Source Own work
Author Sweeks06

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Monday, 9 April 2012 00:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

Born 13 February 1979 (age 33)[1]
Oslo, Norway[4]
Alma mater Oslo Commerce School
Nationality Norwegian
Religion Christianity (Church of Norway)[2][3]
Killings
Date 22 July 2011
15:25 CEST
Location(s) Oslo and Utøya, Norway
Target(s) Norway Labour Party
Killed 77
Injured 151
Weapon(s) Car bomb (made using ANFO)
Ruger Mini-14 Carbine
Glock 17 pistol

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 00:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

B-Tight
Birth name Robert Edward Davis
Also known as B!Tight, Der Neger, Bobby, Bobby Dick
Born December 28, 1979 (age 32)
Origin Palm Springs, California, USA
Genres Hip-Hop, Gangsta rap
Years active 1998–present
Labels Aggro Berlin (2001-2009)
Sektenmuzik
Associated acts Sido, A.i.d

― nakhchivan, Friday, 11 May 2012 22:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

Other names The July Revolution
Participants French society
Location France
Date 26–29 July 1830
Result Abdication of Charles X
Ascension of Louis-Philippe to the French throne and establishment of the constitutional July Monarchy

― Serov devochka s persikami (nakhchivan), Saturday, 19 May 2012 16:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

Biggest most baffling revelation itt: "skeet ulrich" is actually the actor's chosen stage name?

― bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Saturday, 19 May 2012 16:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

Must have been a big fan of shooting and Metallica

― bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Saturday, 19 May 2012 16:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

URL: goatse.cx
Commercial? No
Type of site: former shock site
Available language(s): English
Launched: 1999
Current status: offline

― barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 13:15 (11 months ago) Permalink

Born Vanessa Andrea Gonçalves Gómez
February 10, 1986 (age 26)[1]
Baruta, Miranda, Venezuela[1]
Alma mater Universidad Santa María[1]
Height 1.78 m (5 ft 10 in)[2]
Measurements 90-60-90 (35-23-35)
Hair color Blonde
Eye color Green
Title(s) Miss Miranda 2010
Miss Venezuela 2010
Major
competition(s) Miss Venezuela 2010
(Winner)
(Best Body)
(Best in Evening Gown)
Miss Universe 2011
(Top 16)

― Serov devochka s persikami (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 18:06 (11 months ago) Permalink

Born Whipple Van Buren Phillips
November 22, 1833
Moosup Valley, Foster, Rhode Island
Died March 28, 1904 (aged 70)
Providence, Rhode Island
Cause of death "paralytic shock" (stroke)
Resting place Swan Point Cemetery [1]
Nationality American
Occupation businessman
Known for businessman, grandfather of H. P. Lovecraft

― Serov devochka s persikami (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 23:20 (11 months ago) Permalink

2012 Miami cannibalism incident
Location Miami, Florida, U.S.
Date May 26, 2012
1:55–2:13 PM (Eastern Standard Time)
Attack type Cannibalistic

― too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Friday, 1 June 2012 22:43 (11 months ago) Permalink

Country Peru
Region La Libertad Region
Province Santiago de Chuco
Incorporated (city)
Government
Mayor Juan Gabriel Alipio
Elevation 13,120 m (43,040 ft)

― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Saturday, 23 June 2012 13:13 (10 months ago) Permalink

Full name Collins John
Date of birth 17 October 1985 (age 26)
Place of birth Zwedru, Liberia
Height 5 ft 13 in (1.85 m)

― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 17:46 (10 months ago) Permalink

thebandwithnoname
Also known as tbwnn
Origin Manchester United Kingdom
Genres Christian music
nu metal
hip hop
rap
grime
Crunk rock
Years active 2002 - 6/9/2010
Labels ICC, Spring Harvest
Associated acts World Wide Message Tribe
Hoolio and Ad-Apt
Doug Walker
TBC
Website www.thebandwithnoname.com
Members
Chip Kendall (Chip K)
Leon Henderson
David Strafford (Straff)
Past members
Jonathan Moore (J)
Adam Brown
Bobby Joel Stearns
James 'Jimmy' Adams

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 20:08 (10 months ago) Permalink

― nakhchivan, Friday, 20 July 2012 18:01 (10 months ago) Permalink

Born Anthony David Scott
21 June 1944
North Shields, England
Died 19 August 2012 (aged 68)
San Pedro, Los Angeles, California, U.S.
Cause of death Suicide
Nationality British
Other names Anthony Scott
T-Scott
The Scott brothers
Occupation Film director, producer
Years active 1969–2012
Spouse Gerry Scott (1967–1974)
Glynis Sanders (1986–1987)
Donna W. Scott (1994–2012)
Children 2
Family Ridley Scott (brother)

― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Monday, 20 August 2012 15:01 (9 months ago) Permalink

i don't know where else to post this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_slaves

― j., Tuesday, 28 August 2012 01:15 (8 months ago) Permalink

Dave the Slave
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Dave the Slave (also "Dave the Potter" and "David Drake") (c.1801-c.1870s[1]) was an an influential American potter who lived in Edgefield, South Carolina and produced alkaline-glazed stoneware pottery from the 1820s to the 1860s. An enslaved African American, he often signed his works "Dave."[2]

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 01:19 (8 months ago) Permalink

Leeds Town Hall - Victorian civic confidence
General information
Architectural style Classical/Baroque
Town or city Leeds
Country England
Construction started 1853
Completed 1858
Design and construction
Client Corporation of Leeds
Architect Cuthbert Brodrick

― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Thursday, 6 September 2012 00:13 (8 months ago) Permalink

Slovak Republic
Slovenská republika
Flag Coat of arms
Anthem: Nad Tatrou sa blýska "Lightning Over the Tatras"
Capital (and largest city) Bratislava
48°09′N 17°07′E
Official language(s) Slovak
Demonym Slovak
Government Parliamentary republic
- President Ivan Gašparovič
- Prime Minister Robert Fico
Legislature National Council
Drives on the right

― j., Monday, 17 September 2012 14:14 (8 months ago) Permalink

Mitt Romney dog incident
Date June 1983
Location Romneys' station wagon enroute from Belmont, Massachusetts to Beach O'Pines, Ontario
First reporter Reported by Neil Swidey in The Boston Globe, June 2007[1]
Participants Mitt Romney, his wife Ann Romney, their children, and their pet dog Seamus

― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 09:25 (8 months ago) Permalink

participants standly idly by

― j., Wednesday, 19 September 2012 12:24 (8 months ago) Permalink

Full name Touch Pancharong
Date of birth March 5, 1990 (age 22)
Place of birth Koh Kong, Cambodia
Height 1.67 m (5 ft 5 1⁄2 in)[1]
Playing position Defenderr

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 23:01 (6 months ago) Permalink

Born Christopher Eric Hitchens
13 April 1949
Portsmouth, England, UK
Died 15 December 2011 (aged 62)
Houston, Texas, USA
Occupation Writer, journalist, public speaker
Nationality British and American
Alma mater Balliol College, Oxford
Subjects Politics, religion, history, biography, literature
Spouse(s) Eleni Meleagrou
(m. 1981-1989; divorced)
Carol Blue
(m. 1989-2011; his death)
Relative(s) Peter Hitchens (brother)
Influences[hide]

George Orwell,[1] Leszek Kolakowski, Voltaire, Spinoza, Thomas Paine, Thomas Jefferson, George Eliot, Karl Marx, Leon Trotsky, Rosa Luxemburg, John Stuart Mill, Joseph Heller, Richard Dawkins, Daniel Dennett, Sam Harris, Noam Chomsky, Gore Vidal, Edward Said, Salman Rushdie, Vladimir Nabokov, Richard Llewellyn, Aldous Huxley, PG Wodehouse, Evelyn Waugh, Richard Hofstadter, Paul Mark Scott, James Fenton, James Joyce, Albert Camus, Oscar Wilde, Conor Cruise O'Brien, Martin Amis, Kingsley Amis, Ian McEwan, Colm Tóibín, Bertrand Russell, Wilfred Owen, Israel Shahak,[2] Isaiah Berlin, Émile Zola, W. H. Auden, Susan Sontag[3]

Influenced[hide]

Johann Hari,[4] Martin Amis,[5]

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 26 October 2012 17:23 (6 months ago) Permalink

Your Demise
Also known as YD
Origin St Albans, England
Genres Hardcore punk, Pop Punk, Melodic hardcore, metalcore(early)
Years active 2003-present
Labels Visible Noise, Rise, Distort, Shock, Earache, Thirty Days of Night
Website YourDemiseOfficial.com
Members
Ed McRae
Stuart Paice
Daniel Osbourne
James Sampson
James Tailby
Past members
George Noble
Rollo Farrar
Robert Kiff
Andreas Yasoumi
Sam Brown Noser
George Dixon
Robin 'pills' Davies
Ashley Davison
Stuart Mackay
Ollie Wolffe
Nathan Liddle
Barclay Brennan
Lee Barratt

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 1 November 2012 14:52 (6 months ago) Permalink

Also known as Tiny Davis
Born July 20, 1944
Florida
Died July 8, 1999 (aged 54)
Cause of death electrocution
Penalty death_date by electrocution
Killings
Number of victims Three (one victim was also pregnant at the time)
Country United States
State(s) Florida
Date apprehended 1982

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 8 November 2012 23:59 (6 months ago) Permalink

All 538 electoral votes of the Electoral College
270 electoral votes needed to win
Turnout 56.2%[1]

Nominee George W. Bush John Kerry
Party Republican Democratic
Home state Texas Massachusetts
Running mate Dick Cheney John Edwards
Electoral vote 286 251[2]
States carried 31 19 + DC
Popular vote 62,040,610 59,028,444
Percentage 50.7% 48.3%

Presidential election results map. Red denotes states won by Bush/Cheney, Blue denotes those won by Kerry/Edwards. The split vote in Minnesota denotes a faithless elector's vote counted for John Edwards. Each number represents the electoral votes a state gave to one candidate.
President before election
George W. Bush
Republican
Elected President
George W. Bush
Republican

― 乒乓, Sunday, 11 November 2012 00:37 (6 months ago) Permalink

Beck University
Motto Tyrannis Seditio, Obsequium Deo
Formation 2010
Type Online education program
Founder Glenn Beck
Website GlennBeck.com/BeckU/About

― Rachel Howley-Waugh (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 11 November 2012 20:52 (6 months ago) Permalink

Houston Tower
General information
Status Never built
Location Houston, Texas
Cost USD 1.5 billion
Height
Roof 6,864 ft (2,092 m)
Technical details
Floor count 500

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 25 November 2012 20:43 (5 months ago) Permalink

Russian Mafia
Founding location Russia, former Soviet Union
Territory Active in many parts of Eastern Europe and the former Soviet Union (mostly Moscow), America (mostly Brighton Beach), Canada, Spain, Portugal, France, and more.
Ethnicity Primarily peoples of Eastern European and Eurasian descent.

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 29 November 2012 01:17 (5 months ago) Permalink

Born June 3, 1945 (age 67)
Northampton, Northamptonshire, England, United Kingdom
Residence Huntington, New York (State),
United States
Citizenship United States of America
Alma mater University College London, University of London
Occupation Programmer, writer
Website
johnderbyshire.com

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 29 November 2012 21:49 (5 months ago) Permalink

Claude Vorilhon
Born 30 September 1946 (age 66)
Vichy, Allier, France[1]
School Raëlism
Main interests Auto racing, Universal morality
Notable ideas Sensual Meditation, Geniocracy, Raëlian cosmology
Influenced by Jacques Brel
Influenced Michel Houellebecq (The Possibility of an Island, 2005)

― ILM Communication (seandalai), Sunday, 2 December 2012 21:38 (5 months ago) Permalink

nice

― italo stevo (nakhchivan), Monday, 3 December 2012 03:37 (5 months ago) Permalink

Christopher Price
Born 21 September 1967
Died 22 April 2002 (aged 34)
Wells Street, off Oxford Street, Central London, England
Resting place Mortlake cemetery
Alma mater University of Reading
Television Liquid News

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:49 (5 months ago) Permalink

don delillo wrote all these

― ~bacon trailblazer~ (schlump), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:51 (5 months ago) Permalink

Pig Benis
Birth name Jack Kilcoyne
Also known as Pig Benis
Born May 30, 1969 (age 43)
Lakewood, Ohio, USA
Genres Alternative metal, industrial metal
Instruments Bass
Years active 1990s–present
Labels Eclipse, Universal, Megaforce
Associated acts Mushroomh

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 7 December 2012 01:00 (5 months ago) Permalink

it's true

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 7 December 2012 01:00 (5 months ago) Permalink

Tapas
Origin
Place of origin Spain
Details
Course Appetizer or snack
Serving temperature Warm or cold
Main ingredient(s) Various

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 9 December 2012 17:55 (5 months ago) Permalink

San Francisco Crime Family
Founding location San Francisco, California
Years active 1928-unknown[1]
Territory Northern California
Ethnicity Italian, Italian-American made men and other ethnicities as "associates"

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 15 December 2012 18:03 (5 months ago) Permalink

Regions with significant populations
Official census statistics identifying "white people". Note that many countries do not collect census data on ethnicity, and are not included.
 United States 	223,553,265 	[29]
 Russia 	125,000,000 	[30]
 Brazil 	92,000,000 	[31]
 Germany 	71,900,000 	[32][33]
 Italy 	56,000,000 	[34]
 England 	44,679,361 	[35]
 Poland 	36,983,700 	[36]
 Argentina 	34,638,000 	[37]
 Australia 	20,200,000 	[38]
 Venezuela 	11,896,848 	[39]
 Chile 	11,500,000 	[40]
 Portugal 	10,000,000 	[41]
 Hungary 	9,627,057 	[42]
 Cuba 	7,271,926 	[43]
 Scotland 	4,960,334 	[44]
 Norway 	4,500,000 	[45]
 South Africa 	4,472,100 	[46]
 Ireland 	4,014,708 	[47]
 Croatia 	3,977,171 	[48]
 Puerto Rico 	3,064,862 	[49]
 Wales 	2,841,505 	[50]

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 28 December 2012 20:12 (4 months ago) Permalink

Born Matthew Steven Mitrione
July 15, 1978 (age 34)
Springfield, Illinois, United States
Other names Meathead
Nationality American
Height 6 ft 4 in (1.93 m)
Weight 257 lb (117 kg; 18 st 5 lb)

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 1 January 2013 15:28 (4 months ago) Permalink

Schnappi das kleine Krokodil
Die Sendung mit der Maus character

Information
Nickname(s) Schnappi
Species Nile crocodile
Gender unspecified

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 1 January 2013 16:47 (4 months ago) Permalink

Spouse(s)

Anonymous Dancer (1968; annulled)[2][3]
Anonymous Musician (annulled)
Melanie Griffith (1981, 1989-96)

― Sgt. Biscuits, Thursday, 10 January 2013 21:14 (4 months ago) Permalink

Full name Mohammad Tahir-ul-Qadri
محمد طاهر القادری
Born February 19, 1951 (age 61)
Region South Asia
School/tradition Hanafi Qadiriyya Sufi
Main interests Sufism, Islamic Philosophy, Hadith, Tafsir, Seerah, Tasawwuf, Politics[1]
Notable ideas Fatwa on Terrorism, Importance of Love of Mohammad, interfaith dialogue

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 20 January 2013 00:34 (4 months ago) Permalink

Origin Boulder, Colorado
Genres Polyethnic Cajun Slam grass
Years active 1989–2005
2007–present
Associated acts Great American Taxi
Drew Emmitt Band
Punch Brothers
The Everyone Orchestra
Strings For Industry
The Emmitt and Nershi Band

― :C (crüt), Friday, 1 February 2013 15:34 (3 months ago) Permalink

Cardinal 	0, zero, "oh" (pron.: /ˈoʊ/), nought, naught, nil.
Ordinal 	0th, zeroth, noughth
Factorization 	0
Divisors 	all other numbers
(except itself)
Arabic 	٠,0
Bengali 	০
Devanāgarī 	०
Chinese 	零, 〇
Japanese 	零, 〇
Khmer 	០
Thai 	๐
Binary 	0
Octal 	0
Duodecimal 	0
Hexadecimal 	0

― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 23:37 (3 months ago) Permalink

Omowunmi Akinnifesi Beauty pageant titleholder
Born Omowunmi Akinnifesi
Title(s) Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria 2005
Major
competition(s) Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria 2005

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 22:10 (1 month ago) Permalink

Ljubiša Bogdanović
Born 1953
Died 11 April 2013 (age 60)[5]
Cause Suicide by gunshot[5]
Occupation Former factory worker
Spouse Javorka Bogdanović (wife, wounded)
Parents Dobrila Bogdanović (mother, slain)
Children Branko Bogdanović (son, slain)
Slavica Bogdanović
Zorica Lazić[20]
Residence Velika Ivanča, Serbia

― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 12 April 2013 02:13 (1 month ago) Permalink