old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

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Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

don't think i'll ever get over martha vickers in the big sleep

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

bootube

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

Lol, all I had to do was glance the painting for George Gage for a couple of seconds, and I knew who made the post before even reading it.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 08:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

Whut? He looks like a ginger Thom Yorke channelling Tilda Swinton in Orlando, WHAT IS NOT TO LOVE ABOUT THAT?!?!/ Are you trying to imply I have a ~type~ or something? ;-)

Popcorn Supergay Receiver (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 10:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

Martin LaSalle in Pickpocket. He'd be more than welcome to...dip into my purse.

Seraphim? I don't even know him! (j.lu), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

scandalous violet trefusis

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 March 2012 01:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

http://fuckyeahhistorycrushes.tumblr.com

mookieproof, Friday, 27 April 2012 04:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

Lots of sex so not happening with John Ruskin.

tokyo rosemary, Friday, 27 April 2012 13:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

he would have dug vajazzling, he was born in the wrong age

goole, Friday, 27 April 2012 15:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

Nah, Ruskin would get some next-generation Japanese robot partner device, in the shape of a Greek statue and designed from the ground up to be hairless and uncomplicated.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 27 April 2012 16:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 3 May 2012 08:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

various inappropriate captions not to thread.

Mark G, Thursday, 3 May 2012 09:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

second only to popcorn (or something), Friday, 17 August 2012 12:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

One of the advantages of being over 100 is that everybody is young in comparison. So I don't need a time machine, thank you very much. My favourite bulge-boggling celebrities, even when they're over the hill, are still fifty years younger than me.

What I won't stomach, though, is blubber. Nothing is guaranteed to turn my ardent fuck more quickly into an arid FAQ. Take Morrissey. How on earth can anyone become that lardy on a vegetarian diet? There's only one possible answer: buttered parsnips. All right, margarined parsnips in his case, so that the beautiful butter need not die.

But can you imagine approaching those celebrated lips, source of a million waspish stings, with a rose - in order to reproduce, for a frisky private photo session, those famous Life magazine photographs of Mishima in a loincloth - only to catch an acrid whiff of margarined parsnip and understand exactly why those "mad, mad lovers must pause and draw the line"? Wouldn't you fear that a single thorn from your rose would pop him like a balloon? And where is that loincloth, anyway? Don't say it's ridden up between two flabby folds of vegan buttock?

And yet it's this elephantine yodeling lout - more cake than coke, more Fattenburg than Battenburg, more Debenhams than debonair - who poses, starkers as the stork brought him, on his album sleeves, his cock in a sock. There's clearly much meat in humble pie, but I wouldn't poke that navvy with a jester cane.

Grampsy, Friday, 17 August 2012 15:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

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if i had a goat's cheese tostada i might cream myself a little (stevie), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

Bedazzled shared this pic on fb today (in honor of, er, the anniversary of her passing).

Jean Seberg=PURE SEX

Instagrams of Lily on My Facebook Wall (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 September 2012 00:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

Caroline Monroe in 1974

Mirella D'Angelo in 1982

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 9 September 2012 00:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

In honor of the Who poll

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 September 2012 01:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

wolves lacan, Sunday, 9 September 2012 01:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

Emmy Hennings, you are too good for that scoundrel Hugo Ball:

Sadly, as much as I'd like to dictate to her proletariat, neither Rosa Luxemburg or Dolores Ibárruri (La Passionara) are really doing it for me tonight.

A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down (Sanpaku), Sunday, 9 September 2012 01:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

wolves lacan, Sunday, 9 September 2012 02:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

ok last one, huge crush on k. - so prettyy

wolves lacan, Sunday, 9 September 2012 02:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

young Delta Burke

va va voom!

Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Sunday, 9 September 2012 03:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

i didn't know that jean seberg was dead, never mind so young and unpleasantly. :(

tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 9 September 2012 04:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

Yeah, she actually had a pretty shitty life for such an auspicous beginning.

Instagrams of Lily on My Facebook Wall (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 September 2012 04:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

auspicious, even.

Instagrams of Lily on My Facebook Wall (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 September 2012 04:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

I think it's generally accepted that Gene Kelly was a bit of a hottie, but this picture OMG.

Madchen, Sunday, 9 September 2012 09:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

wolves lacan, you got good taste

*sad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Sunday, 9 September 2012 09:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Sunday, 9 September 2012 10:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

54.

Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

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Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

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Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

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Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

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Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 14:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

49.

Sorta funny how baseball still defines my idea of man-sexy even though I haven't followed the game in ages.

Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 14:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

Melina Mercouri in the mid 60s

Stevolende, Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

oops

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

I like this one of Gary Gentry and Tom Seaver after the 1969 Mets' celebratory apocalypse bcz it looks like they just had ruffsex on the pitcher's mound.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3pH8F1XaEYc/SsLhxPb8szI/AAAAAAAAHaA/cpMVc6sGb1A/s400/gentry+(4).JPG

kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 September 2012 17:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh well, there it is

kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 September 2012 17:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

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Michael Daddino, Monday, 5 November 2012 00:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

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Fuck.

Michael Daddino, Monday, 5 November 2012 00:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

^is that a corpse?

second only to popcorn (or something), Monday, 5 November 2012 00:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

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Yes, that's a corpse, and before you ask, no, I absolutely would not have sex with this gentleman in his corpsey state. GOL.

Michael Daddino, Monday, 5 November 2012 00:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

Barbara Steele (Black Sunday, Castle of Blood, An Angel for Satan, oh and 8 ½)

in the Land of the Yik Yak (Sanpaku), Monday, 5 November 2012 03:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

after watching 8 ½ i decided to add her to the vintage ws thread, finding a photo where she wasn't screaming or deformed was pretty difficult.

Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Monday, 5 November 2012 13:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

national book award winner louise erdrich

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 November 2012 05:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

anais nin, obv

messiahwannabe, Thursday, 15 November 2012 21:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

乒乓, Thursday, 22 November 2012 15:53 (1 year ago) Permalink


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