http://images-us-am.crackle.com/1/c/cl/3n4wb_tne.jpg?ts=201109172231
― goole, Saturday, 24 March 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago) link
Dear George Gage, 17th Century Diplomat (spy?), agent and art dealer for Charles I, I would travel back to Rome in 1622 to have all the sex with you.
http://www.shafe.co.uk/crystal/images/lshafe/Van_Dyck_George_Gage_Looking_at_a_Statuette_1621-2.jpg
― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:56 (twelve years ago) link
ha, now who does that remind me of?
― Number None, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:09 (twelve years ago) link
Thom Yorke in being a vampire shockah!
― Mike Love Costume Jewelry on Etsy (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago) link
timestamp 5:54 onwards is my reason why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H3QcpvcIrY
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:07 (twelve years ago) link
Emmylou Harris circa 1975-80
― banjoboy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:59 (twelve years ago) link
otm
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:02 (twelve years ago) link
don't think i'll ever get over martha vickers in the big sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phkCtrYfnGo
― less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago) link
bootube
― less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:30 (twelve years ago) link
Lol, all I had to do was glance the painting for George Gage for a couple of seconds, and I knew who made the post before even reading it.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 08:17 (twelve years ago) link
Whut? He looks like a ginger Thom Yorke channelling Tilda Swinton in Orlando, WHAT IS NOT TO LOVE ABOUT THAT?!?!/ Are you trying to imply I have a ~type~ or something? ;-)
― Popcorn Supergay Receiver (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 10:16 (twelve years ago) link
http://content9.flixster.com/photo/11/93/52/11935227_ori.jpg
Martin LaSalle in Pickpocket. He'd be more than welcome to...dip into my purse.
― Seraphim? I don't even know him! (j.lu), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:13 (twelve years ago) link
http://assets.nybooks.com/media/photo/2012/02/14/bell_1-030812_jpg_362x500_crop_q85.jpg
scandalous violet trefusis
― mookieproof, Thursday, 29 March 2012 01:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://fuckyeahhistorycrushes.tumblr.com
― mookieproof, Friday, 27 April 2012 04:52 (eleven years ago) link
Lots of sex so not happening with John Ruskin.
― tokyo rosemary, Friday, 27 April 2012 13:46 (eleven years ago) link
he would have dug vajazzling, he was born in the wrong age
― goole, Friday, 27 April 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link
Nah, Ruskin would get some next-generation Japanese robot partner device, in the shape of a Greek statue and designed from the ground up to be hairless and uncomplicated.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 27 April 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn1.janefonda.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mugweb.jpg
― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 3 May 2012 08:26 (eleven years ago) link
various inappropriate captions not to thread.
― Mark G, Thursday, 3 May 2012 09:12 (eleven years ago) link
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/229/498533465_fbe0603161.jpg
― second only to popcorn (or something), Friday, 17 August 2012 12:16 (eleven years ago) link
One of the advantages of being over 100 is that everybody is young in comparison. So I don't need a time machine, thank you very much. My favourite bulge-boggling celebrities, even when they're over the hill, are still fifty years younger than me.
What I won't stomach, though, is blubber. Nothing is guaranteed to turn my ardent fuck more quickly into an arid FAQ. Take Morrissey. How on earth can anyone become that lardy on a vegetarian diet? There's only one possible answer: buttered parsnips. All right, margarined parsnips in his case, so that the beautiful butter need not die.
But can you imagine approaching those celebrated lips, source of a million waspish stings, with a rose - in order to reproduce, for a frisky private photo session, those famous Life magazine photographs of Mishima in a loincloth - only to catch an acrid whiff of margarined parsnip and understand exactly why those "mad, mad lovers must pause and draw the line"? Wouldn't you fear that a single thorn from your rose would pop him like a balloon? And where is that loincloth, anyway? Don't say it's ridden up between two flabby folds of vegan buttock?
And yet it's this elephantine yodeling lout - more cake than coke, more Fattenburg than Battenburg, more Debenhams than debonair - who poses, starkers as the stork brought him, on his album sleeves, his cock in a sock. There's clearly much meat in humble pie, but I wouldn't poke that navvy with a jester cane.
― Grampsy, Friday, 17 August 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
― if i had a goat's cheese tostada i might cream myself a little (stevie), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
Bedazzled shared this pic on fb today (in honor of, er, the anniversary of her passing).
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/551694_10151412288416632_2043978081_n.jpg
Jean Seberg=PURE SEX
― Instagrams of Lily on My Facebook Wall (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 September 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link
Caroline Monroe in 1974
http://www.fantasyhottie.com/images/categories/100.jpg
Mirella D'Angelo in 1982
http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsD/4058.gif
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 9 September 2012 00:24 (eleven years ago) link
In honor of the Who poll
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/6826517A-8CCA-45CF-9D48-EFAE9E2EBEA9-3516-000004FFC14AC369.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 September 2012 01:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://theredlist.fr/media/database/muses/icon/cinematic_men/1960/pierre_clementi/009_pierre_clementi_theredlist.jpg
― wolves lacan, Sunday, 9 September 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
Emmy Hennings, you are too good for that scoundrel Hugo Ball:http://www.nicework.co.za/nice-blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Picture-3.jpg
Sadly, as much as I'd like to dictate to her proletariat, neither Rosa Luxemburg or Dolores Ibárruri (La Passionara) are really doing it for me tonight.
― A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down (Sanpaku), Sunday, 9 September 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link
http://beautiful-pics.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Keanu-Reeves-4.jpg
― wolves lacan, Sunday, 9 September 2012 02:26 (eleven years ago) link
ok last one, huge crush on k. - so prettyy
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Books/Pix/pictures/2009/9/17/1253188489676/Franz-Kafka-001.jpg
― wolves lacan, Sunday, 9 September 2012 02:34 (eleven years ago) link
young Delta Burke
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CNPZ0JYfo5Y/SI_-dV_G23I/AAAAAAAACB8/UouPP0dSlxw/s400/Delta.jpg
va va voom!
― Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Sunday, 9 September 2012 03:22 (eleven years ago) link
i didn't know that jean seberg was dead, never mind so young and unpleasantly. :(
― tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 9 September 2012 04:21 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, she actually had a pretty shitty life for such an auspicous beginning.
― Instagrams of Lily on My Facebook Wall (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 September 2012 04:28 (eleven years ago) link
auspicious, even.
― Instagrams of Lily on My Facebook Wall (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 September 2012 04:30 (eleven years ago) link
I think it's generally accepted that Gene Kelly was a bit of a hottie, but this picture OMG.http://p.twimg.com/A1UDTHrCIAAkGWf.jpg
― Madchen, Sunday, 9 September 2012 09:37 (eleven years ago) link
wolves lacan, you got good taste
― *sad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Sunday, 9 September 2012 09:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.raf.almanet.dk/images/biobilleder/Ensslin_Gudrun1.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Sunday, 9 September 2012 10:29 (eleven years ago) link
54.
http://www.scgrandlodgeafm.org/pgm1900/Reid.jpg
― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:33 (eleven years ago) link
53.
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j1/aappleton218/classicmisc1/Actors01/reid32.jpg
― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:36 (eleven years ago) link
52.
http://www.centennialofflight.gov/essay/Dictionary/kittinger/DI29G2.jpg
― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
51.
http://martinmilner.hollywood.com/Gidget1965.jpg
― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link
50.
http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0901/mlb.hall.of.fame.top.vote.getters/images/seaver-Iooss.jpg
― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link
49.
http://www.sluggermuseum.com/workspace/uploads/george_brett.jpg
Sorta funny how baseball still defines my idea of man-sexy even though I haven't followed the game in ages.
― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
Melina Mercouri in the mid 60s
― Stevolende, Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://newspaper.li/static/cc725ad786d86d016f25d6bf7413f3cb.jpg
― Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:38 (eleven years ago) link
oops
― Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:39 (eleven years ago) link
I like this one of Gary Gentry and Tom Seaver after the 1969 Mets' celebratory apocalypse bcz it looks like they just had ruffsex on the pitcher's mound.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3pH8F1XaEYc/SsLhxPb8szI/AAAAAAAAHaA/cpMVc6sGb1A/s400/gentry+(4).JPG
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 September 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link
oh well, there it is
43.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SomertonMan2.jpg
― Michael Daddino, Monday, 5 November 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link
42.
Fuck.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5c/SomertonMan2.jpg
― Michael Daddino, Monday, 5 November 2012 00:48 (eleven years ago) link
^is that a corpse?
― second only to popcorn (or something), Monday, 5 November 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link