http://i.imgur.com/vALJm.png
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 22 March 2012 20:49 (twelve years ago) link
now the party can start
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago) link
Vanilla Ice super OTM about this
I've had a few people on Facebook going absolutely bonkers over this (in a bad way), and it's crazy. The last TMNT movie got awful reviews and the franchise has always been commercial as hell so what's the problem?
― frogbs, Thursday, 22 March 2012 20:53 (twelve years ago) link
what if they were frogs
― Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 March 2012 20:57 (twelve years ago) link
lol @ how some news outlets are reporting on that sarcastic peter laird blog post as a legit endorsement of bay's alines thing
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 22 March 2012 20:57 (twelve years ago) link
maybe they do need a universal sarcasm font after all
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago) link
I just hope they make April O'Neil super hot, both movie versions were kinda meh.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 March 2012 01:14 (twelve years ago) link
alien race of april o'neils
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 23 March 2012 01:17 (twelve years ago) link
why would you even announce something that's only happening in 2014 now, that's cruel
― flopson, Friday, 23 March 2012 01:19 (twelve years ago) link
december 2013 now
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 23 March 2012 01:22 (twelve years ago) link
ah, ok cool
― flopson, Friday, 23 March 2012 01:26 (twelve years ago) link
; ]
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 23 March 2012 01:30 (twelve years ago) link
I beat that game after a month of playing nothing but that underwater levelIIRC, you are rewarded with another underwater level― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, March 22, 2012 3:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkyou're shitting me― goole, Thursday, March 22, 2012 3:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
IIRC, you are rewarded with another underwater level
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, March 22, 2012 3:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you're shitting me
― goole, Thursday, March 22, 2012 3:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
irl lolz
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 March 2012 05:16 (twelve years ago) link
I didnt even fuck with the first NES game; I went straight to the second one, which was an adaptation of the (first) arcade game...
― waiting in the shadow of the Big Gulp (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 23 March 2012 12:52 (twelve years ago) link
the first NES game is like stockholm syndrome for a whole generation of children
― Nhex, Friday, 23 March 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
It's got great music, absolutely horrible controls. If you lose Donatello/Leonardo you may as well hit reset. The underwater level gave me strife as a kid but i think after 4 or 5 tries I figured it out and it's actually pretty easy to beat once you get through it. Wading through the relentless respawning armies in the following stage, however...
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 March 2012 16:28 (twelve years ago) link
^i played through this game so many times
― 40oz of tears (Jordan), Friday, 23 March 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, it's really the first sewer/city level that's the worst
this is coming from someone who was readily able to beat the speeder stage in Battletoads
― Nhex, Friday, 23 March 2012 16:51 (twelve years ago) link
I salute you. That thing destroyed me
― Number None, Friday, 23 March 2012 16:53 (twelve years ago) link
This is like the zenith of bad remakes
― Raymond Cummings, Friday, 23 March 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago) link
Wow @ speeder stage in Battletoads. You are a god among men.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 March 2012 17:03 (twelve years ago) link
my memory of being a kid reading Nintendo Power is that every other issue was about Battletoads (and the rest were inexplicably about Star Tropics)
― 40oz of tears (Jordan), Friday, 23 March 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link
lololol
― dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 23 March 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link
Maybe this 300 page TMNT graphic novel I have from 88 will finally be worth something.
― calstars, Friday, 23 March 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link
i wonder if this is the reason for all the tmnt references on tv shows l8ly
― Lamp, Friday, 23 March 2012 20:03 (twelve years ago) link
no thats because tmnt is a permanent part of the pop culture zeitgeist
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:00 (twelve years ago) link
oh man i had the sickest vocal sample of krang shrieking SHREEEEEEDDDDDERRRR that i used to loop over synth-y noize tracks o i hope i still have it
― Lamp, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:07 (twelve years ago) link
see?
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago) link
i have to say tho that the cartoon and the snes game is probably a much bigger part of my pop culture zeitgeist than the og movies as much as i enjoy 'turtles in time'
― Lamp, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:09 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlUlEpnBxNg&feature=related
― Lamp, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:10 (twelve years ago) link
(and the rest were inexplicably about Star Tropics)
this game is dope as fuck
― Lamp, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:14 (twelve years ago) link
cartoon was pretty big for me
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:14 (twelve years ago) link
can't believe there's not a chillwave band called Star Tropics. or Tar Stropics.
― 40oz of tears (Jordan), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
lol i have a song called 'star tropics'
― Lamp, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:21 (twelve years ago) link
haha
― 40oz of tears (Jordan), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link
star tropics is my favorite game of all time most days
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 23 March 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link
star tropics is good stuff.
was able to get aaaall the way to the technodrome in tmnt and some sadistic shit w an autoscrolling screen where you had to diffuse bombs in battletoads. could never beat either, and man, did i ever waste a lot of time trying.
god, even thinking about these games is basically giving me an aneurysm!!!
― original bgm, Friday, 23 March 2012 23:01 (twelve years ago) link
also getting mad at youtube for not letting me watch 'shredder's many jabs at krang' in my region of the world
― original bgm, Friday, 23 March 2012 23:03 (twelve years ago) link
yes
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 March 2012 23:12 (twelve years ago) link
How were you able to beat the speeder stage? That part is impossible. Game-breaking bug and they never expected anyone to beat the game.
― Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Friday, 23 March 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link
the other levels were nearly impossible - i never did beat the final tower, even using the warps to get there. but the speeder stage could be memorized and doable if you did it a million times. i probably still have it committed to muscle memory, considering how many times i died over and over again. i vaguely remember pausing a lot, training to learn the placement of the blocks and such
now the snake and unicycle levels, forget it.. i think i maybe beat them once ever, if that
― Nhex, Friday, 23 March 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c6/Battletoads_cartoon_title_screen.jpg
wtf
― Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Friday, 23 March 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago) link
I REMEMBER THAT SHIT
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 March 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago) link
dude on the right is totally on roids
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 March 2012 23:29 (twelve years ago) link
fuck yeah i'ma play me some battletoads right now
http://www.1980-games.com/us/old-games/nintendo/b/Battletoads/big-game.php
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 March 2012 23:31 (twelve years ago) link
yknow mikey bay should make a live action 'bubble bobble' movie that shitd be real
― Lamp, Saturday, 24 March 2012 00:04 (twelve years ago) link
omg yes the whole point of bubble bobble is explosions basically
― ♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 24 March 2012 00:08 (twelve years ago) link
bubble bobble is about FRIENDSHIP
― original bgm, Saturday, 24 March 2012 00:19 (twelve years ago) link
used nhex's method of pausing and memorizing nintendo power maps to beat the speeder stage of battletoads iirc
― original bgm, Saturday, 24 March 2012 00:20 (twelve years ago) link
which turtle is Shia Lebouf playing. also what percentage of the Turtles' dialogue will be an offensively awkward attempt at street lingo as filtered through alien amphibians
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 March 2012 00:53 (twelve years ago) link