TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES MICHAEL BAY REBOOT (2014)

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anything that causes michael bay pain is a win for america, yes

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

TMNT FANS, RISE UP, TAKE TO THE STREETS, OCCUPY MICHAEL BAY

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

Thing I liked most about the first couple of movies was the connection they had to NY/bboy culture, however vague. It was like watching a live action anime about a bunch of breakdancers. Also hands up everyone who can sing the verse couple of verses of the T.U.R.T.L.E. Power rap from the 1st film....?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I hate you for posting that

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

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still better than the shitty music we have now.
TheDragoxter 2 weeks ago

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

I would stab you for that forks

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

xpost - on every youtube music video ever, fuck I am so sick of reading that

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

vanilla ice's hair is so interesting

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

are eastman and laird the luckiest men in the twentieth century?
Possibly matt groening is a little luckier.

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

It's really irritating to me that kids are being marketed the same things their parents were 20-30 years ago. Maybe this trend's gone on for a long time but I never noticed it.

lol aren't you the world's biggest Archie stan

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

Also hands up everyone who can sing the verse couple of verses of the T.U.R.T.L.E. Power rap from the 1st film....?

Sheepish handraise.

Today's children need their own pile of singular inane, commercialized shit to cherish.

Massively OTM! When current generations hijack the nostalgia of previous generations, we get Woodstock '94. And '99. Never forget.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

xxpost but I thought that they don't make any scratch off TMNT? something about their deal with Nickelodeon screwed them out of the glory? or am I totally wrong

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

nickelodeon is hella broke right now too iirc

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol aren't you the world's biggest Archie stan

ha fair enough
I guess I just like old stupid shit better than new stupid shit

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

Also kids have plenty of their own dumb shit and I'm sure they were trying to market "the Apple Dumpling Gang: the next generation: the animated series" or something when I was young.
I have to say it is p weird working w/eighth graders & they try and school me on who the Ninja Turtles are, though.

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

Today's children need their own pile of singular inane, commercialized shit to cherish.

Judging from my niece's favorite shows, look for Olivia and Yo Gabba Gabba hologram reboots in 2042

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

I was a huge TMNT nerd as a kid, but the only thing I'll really rep for these days is the Archie Comics series (geared more towards kids and ostensibly an offshoot of the not-so-hot cartoon) and some of the original black & white stuff.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

xxpost sometimes it's cool though - my niece's path into anime started with Robotech when she was about 10, and as her grownup Aunt and Uncle, Mr Veg and I couldn't have been more psyched to hand her the armload of dvd box sets.

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

xxpost but I thought that they don't make any scratch off TMNT? something about their deal with Nickelodeon screwed them out of the glory? or am I totally wrong

The Nickelodeon sale was two years ago - first issue came out in 1984.

(Eastman stopped working at Mirage when Tundra launched c. 1991, sold all his share bar a creator interest to Laird/Mirage in 2000, and Laird bought the rest out in 2008.)

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 00:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

I guess I just like old stupid shit better than new stupid shit

otm!!!!

i mean this is nothing new, we just had 1000 post on muppet babies last week.

also, like:

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 00:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

are eastman and laird the luckiest men in the twentieth century?
Possibly matt groening is a little luckier.

at least 'life in hell' used to be great. tbh i think eastman and laird's original comics are pretty mediocre. my fondest TMNT memories are of the arcade game.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 00:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

hell yeah the arcade game- NEW and game boy iterations also p good

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 00:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

NES

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 00:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

NES version was great except for that one level where you had to defuse the underwater bombs. prob among my most frustrating childhood experiences.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 00:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

wau at 02:16 in Partners In Kryme video

tbh i think eastman and laird's original comics are pretty mediocre.

I don't think any tbh qualifications are needed here

still looking for a copy of #50 though :( >:(

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 00:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

someone i cant even remember how i became fbook friends just added me to a fbook group called "Michael Bay is a DICK & the Turtles are MUTANTS not ALIENS"

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 02:01 (2 years ago) Permalink


Loving this old Supes!

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 02:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

Maybe it's like there's an alien fungus that comes down and mutates the turtles.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 02:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

His suit looks like it's made of wool, which has to be nice when flying around in the upper reaches of the troposphere! xp to self

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 02:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

Forgot an important one:

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 02:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

His suit looks like it's made of wool, which has to be nice when flying around in the upper reaches of the troposphere! xp to self

um, he's Superman

Number None, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 02:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

superman was from an alien race iirc

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 02:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

Superman can love wool even with super powers.

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 02:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

Why would an alien race not appreciate a versatile, insulative, and comfortable textile?

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 02:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

If the new Ninja Turtles make a point of loving wool, I'll watch this movie.

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 02:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

Also v practical for re-entering earth's atmosphere, as wool doesn't burn (in comic book sense, not so much irl)

Smart guy, that Superman

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 03:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

If Superman were genuinely concerned with indestructibility, we would've woven a costume out of his own pubic hair.

(I am so, so sorry.)

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 03:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

*points to door*

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 03:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

i am still flabbergasted almost 20 years later on how much of his tmnt money kevin eastman managed to flush down the toilet and STILL be a multi-gazillionaire.

peter laird always seemed like an alright dude though.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 03:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

speaking of: Laird's eyes roll out of his head, tongue bursts through cheek in reaction

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Thursday, 22 March 2012 06:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

haha that's pretty great

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2012 06:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

it also gives me stomach cramps thinking about just HOW many turtles will be in this terrible Michael Bay movie

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 March 2012 06:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

i'm ok w/ the turtles being aliens as long as there is a 1/1 pizza/explosions ratio

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 9:51 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

post of thread

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 March 2012 07:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

who is that Supes between the Lois and Clark dude and recent rubbish '.. Returns' guy? guess i haven't kept up with the many incarnations of late.

piscesx, Thursday, 22 March 2012 09:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

from the 00's tv show "smallville"

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 22 March 2012 09:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

dude from the superman tv show "smallville" xp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 March 2012 09:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

if they don't call this film "TEENAGE MUTANT HERO TURTLES" in the UK, well, fuck off

Bo Jackson Overture (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 22 March 2012 10:42 (2 years ago) Permalink


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