TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES MICHAEL BAY REBOOT (2014)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&&v=AlfjNTqbFLA

^ second after the Mark Martin ones

never realised this cover was by Totleben iirc

http://miragelicensing.com/comics/mirage/casey/01cover.jpg

http://miragelicensing.com/comics/mirage/casey/0101.jpg

i was a total tmnt nerd as a kid btw
LOVED mark martin tmnt

http://d1466nnw0ex81e.cloudfront.net/iss/600w/703/157031/8373611_1.jpg

feel like the bay movie is likely to skew toward the zulli look

and that zulli will see zero money

whether or not there's any validity to the complaints, can't we all at least agree that professional grief being heaped upon michael bay is net gain for humanity?

calm yourself veg girl

http://mutantooze.org/wiki/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/30cover.jpg

oh hai casey jones

anything that causes michael bay pain is a win for america, yes

TMNT FANS, RISE UP, TAKE TO THE STREETS, OCCUPY MICHAEL BAY

Thing I liked most about the first couple of movies was the connection they had to NY/bboy culture, however vague. It was like watching a live action anime about a bunch of breakdancers. Also hands up everyone who can sing the verse couple of verses of the T.U.R.T.L.E. Power rap from the 1st film....?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFsTr0kGAqU

ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I hate you for posting that

never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_K6971WmAs
http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/46020/ninja-a-short-history-of-a-less-troublesome-word

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still better than the shitty music we have now.
TheDragoxter 2 weeks ago

I would stab you for that forks

xpost - on every youtube music video ever, fuck I am so sick of reading that

vanilla ice's hair is so interesting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVeUuzTRlhY

are eastman and laird the luckiest men in the twentieth century?
Possibly matt groening is a little luckier.

It's really irritating to me that kids are being marketed the same things their parents were 20-30 years ago. Maybe this trend's gone on for a long time but I never noticed it.

lol aren't you the world's biggest Archie stan

Also hands up everyone who can sing the verse couple of verses of the T.U.R.T.L.E. Power rap from the 1st film....?

Sheepish handraise.

Today's children need their own pile of singular inane, commercialized shit to cherish.

Massively OTM! When current generations hijack the nostalgia of previous generations, we get Woodstock '94. And '99. Never forget.

xxpost but I thought that they don't make any scratch off TMNT? something about their deal with Nickelodeon screwed them out of the glory? or am I totally wrong

nickelodeon is hella broke right now too iirc

lol aren't you the world's biggest Archie stan

ha fair enough
I guess I just like old stupid shit better than new stupid shit

Also kids have plenty of their own dumb shit and I'm sure they were trying to market "the Apple Dumpling Gang: the next generation: the animated series" or something when I was young.
I have to say it is p weird working w/eighth graders & they try and school me on who the Ninja Turtles are, though.

Today's children need their own pile of singular inane, commercialized shit to cherish.

Judging from my niece's favorite shows, look for Olivia and Yo Gabba Gabba hologram reboots in 2042

I was a huge TMNT nerd as a kid, but the only thing I'll really rep for these days is the Archie Comics series (geared more towards kids and ostensibly an offshoot of the not-so-hot cartoon) and some of the original black & white stuff.

xxpost sometimes it's cool though - my niece's path into anime started with Robotech when she was about 10, and as her grownup Aunt and Uncle, Mr Veg and I couldn't have been more psyched to hand her the armload of dvd box sets.

xxpost but I thought that they don't make any scratch off TMNT? something about their deal with Nickelodeon screwed them out of the glory? or am I totally wrong

The Nickelodeon sale was two years ago - first issue came out in 1984.

(Eastman stopped working at Mirage when Tundra launched c. 1991, sold all his share bar a creator interest to Laird/Mirage in 2000, and Laird bought the rest out in 2008.)

I guess I just like old stupid shit better than new stupid shit

otm!!!!

i mean this is nothing new, we just had 1000 post on muppet babies last week.

also, like:

http://i.imgur.com/8YaTV.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/6CGgZ.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/IOE2i.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/M17bR.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/DTgT8.jpg?1http://i.imgur.com/Ks2Rp.jpg

are eastman and laird the luckiest men in the twentieth century?
Possibly matt groening is a little luckier.

at least 'life in hell' used to be great. tbh i think eastman and laird's original comics are pretty mediocre. my fondest TMNT memories are of the arcade game.

hell yeah the arcade game- NEW and game boy iterations also p good

NES

NES version was great except for that one level where you had to defuse the underwater bombs. prob among my most frustrating childhood experiences.

wau at 02:16 in Partners In Kryme video

tbh i think eastman and laird's original comics are pretty mediocre.

I don't think any tbh qualifications are needed here

still looking for a copy of #50 though :( >:(

someone i cant even remember how i became fbook friends just added me to a fbook group called "Michael Bay is a DICK & the Turtles are MUTANTS not ALIENS"

http://i.imgur.com/8YaTV.jpg
Loving this old Supes!

Maybe it's like there's an alien fungus that comes down and mutates the turtles.

His suit looks like it's made of wool, which has to be nice when flying around in the upper reaches of the troposphere! xp to self

Forgot an important one:

http://leagueofcomicgeeks.com/media/library/images/movies/superman-lives-nicolas-cage.jpg

His suit looks like it's made of wool, which has to be nice when flying around in the upper reaches of the troposphere! xp to self

um, he's Superman

superman was from an alien race iirc

Superman can love wool even with super powers.

Why would an alien race not appreciate a versatile, insulative, and comfortable textile?

If the new Ninja Turtles make a point of loving wool, I'll watch this movie.

Also v practical for re-entering earth's atmosphere, as wool doesn't burn (in comic book sense, not so much irl)

Smart guy, that Superman

If Superman were genuinely concerned with indestructibility, we would've woven a costume out of his own pubic hair.

(I am so, so sorry.)

*points to door*