TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES MICHAEL BAY REBOOT (2014)

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Um, it wasn't just a van, it was a PARTY WAGON.

Mike Love Costume Jewelry on Etsy (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

coolest one was Krang in his little walker thing

Number None, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

i'm ok w/ the turtles being aliens as long as there is a 1/1 pizza/explosions ratio

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

xpost yeah I liked the Krang action figure

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

so weird in hindsight that the two stooges were called bebop and rocksteady

I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah I completely blocked that from my mind until that photo upthread surfaced

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

- remember how aweseome Casey Jones was in the movie? I had such a crush on him

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

I vividly recall a friend introducing me to the (second-gen, kiddie friendly) TMNT comics.
He basically turned into Milhouse. "It's great -- these turtles are really kickass at ninja-fighting and they have a mentor who's a rat and they eat pizza ALL THE TIME!"

Why on earth was April O'Neil's always dressed in a yellow jumpsuit anyways? Wasn't she a journalist?
(Uh, oh my -- image-googlers be warned: turns out there's a pornographer by that name. Not to mention that a lot of people apparently have felt the urge to draw her being banged by the teenage mutant herpes turtles)

Øystein, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

I think April wore that cos she was so sexy they had to put her in the least flattering costume ever. And she was still bangin'.

I discovered TMNT one day in Elementary school when some kid had a bunch of action figures. The first two movies are really fun to watch. The first one, in particular, is pretty dark and gritty. The cartoon was a staple of my Sat. mornings and the arcade games are some of the coolest licensed games ever.

The CGI movie was pretty fun, good times. Don't understand why they are going live action rather than CGI cos frankly you can't top the turtles from the first movie.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

Also someone who think Bay is sodomizing the franchise must not be aware of "Ninja Rap", the third film, the TV show with the lady ninja turtle, or the Coming Out Of Their Shells musical tour.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

One other point about the upcoming movie: the OG creators were never sticklers about cross-media (or even cross-book) continuity. Like, there are easily a half dozen variants of the origin story, for example. But none of those veered as far afield as Bay's proposed vision.

Also, for those who didn't know, the TMNT are owned by Nickelodeon now, not Eastman & Laird. Which may go some way towards explaining why (wrt this particular instance, anyway) Bay just don't give a fuck.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

People crying about the Bay-ificsation of TMNT have apparently forgotten about this abomination...

Reality Check Cashing Services (Elvis Telecom), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

XP there.

Reality Check Cashing Services (Elvis Telecom), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

Crimes against humanity.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

Ninja Turtles, cartoon on, was never a high-quality piece of thoughtful entertainment (I never read the original comics of it). It's really irritating to me that kids are being marketed the same things their parents were 20-30 years ago. Maybe this trend's gone on for a long time but I never noticed it. Today's children need their own pile of singular inane, commercialized shit to cherish.

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

I pretty much deny all knowledge of the turtles after the first movie

and even the live turtles in the first movie were a liiiiiiiiiiittle creepy

more fun as a cartoon imo

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

the comic was great once eastman and laird quit. some very interesting zulli and veitch work.

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

BTW, Michael Zulli's three-issue run on TMNT in 1991 is the benchmark of the whole series...

Reality Check Cashing Services (Elvis Telecom), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

^ second after the Mark Martin ones

never realised this cover was by Totleben iirc

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

i was a total tmnt nerd as a kid btw
LOVED mark martin tmnt

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

Reality Check Cashing Services (Elvis Telecom), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

feel like the bay movie is likely to skew toward the zulli look

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

and that zulli will see zero money

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

whether or not there's any validity to the complaints, can't we all at least agree that professional grief being heaped upon michael bay is net gain for humanity?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

calm yourself veg girl

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

oh hai casey jones

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

anything that causes michael bay pain is a win for america, yes

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

TMNT FANS, RISE UP, TAKE TO THE STREETS, OCCUPY MICHAEL BAY

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

Thing I liked most about the first couple of movies was the connection they had to NY/bboy culture, however vague. It was like watching a live action anime about a bunch of breakdancers. Also hands up everyone who can sing the verse couple of verses of the T.U.R.T.L.E. Power rap from the 1st film....?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I hate you for posting that

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

Top Comments
still better than the shitty music we have now.
TheDragoxter 2 weeks ago

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

I would stab you for that forks

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

xpost - on every youtube music video ever, fuck I am so sick of reading that

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

vanilla ice's hair is so interesting

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

are eastman and laird the luckiest men in the twentieth century?
Possibly matt groening is a little luckier.

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

It's really irritating to me that kids are being marketed the same things their parents were 20-30 years ago. Maybe this trend's gone on for a long time but I never noticed it.

lol aren't you the world's biggest Archie stan

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

Also hands up everyone who can sing the verse couple of verses of the T.U.R.T.L.E. Power rap from the 1st film....?

Sheepish handraise.

Today's children need their own pile of singular inane, commercialized shit to cherish.

Massively OTM! When current generations hijack the nostalgia of previous generations, we get Woodstock '94. And '99. Never forget.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

xxpost but I thought that they don't make any scratch off TMNT? something about their deal with Nickelodeon screwed them out of the glory? or am I totally wrong

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

nickelodeon is hella broke right now too iirc

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol aren't you the world's biggest Archie stan

ha fair enough
I guess I just like old stupid shit better than new stupid shit

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

Also kids have plenty of their own dumb shit and I'm sure they were trying to market "the Apple Dumpling Gang: the next generation: the animated series" or something when I was young.
I have to say it is p weird working w/eighth graders & they try and school me on who the Ninja Turtles are, though.

Marilyn Hagerty: the terroir of tiny town (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

Today's children need their own pile of singular inane, commercialized shit to cherish.

Judging from my niece's favorite shows, look for Olivia and Yo Gabba Gabba hologram reboots in 2042

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

I was a huge TMNT nerd as a kid, but the only thing I'll really rep for these days is the Archie Comics series (geared more towards kids and ostensibly an offshoot of the not-so-hot cartoon) and some of the original black & white stuff.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

Did this ever come out?!

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 1 February 2014 23:50 (5 months ago) Permalink

oh, duh, even the thread says 2014. I thought it was due two years ago

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 1 February 2014 23:51 (5 months ago) Permalink

loving the accessories. Raph's bitchin' shades in particular.

circa1916, Sunday, 2 February 2014 00:35 (5 months ago) Permalink

Rule number one:NO NOSES

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 2 February 2014 06:17 (5 months ago) Permalink

"cccccccum in my mooooouuuutthhhhhh"

Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 2 February 2014 07:45 (5 months ago) Permalink

that poster is everything i feared about this

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Sunday, 2 February 2014 15:01 (5 months ago) Permalink

that a 30-year-old man would have any sort of reaction whatsoever to a children's movie about fighting turtles?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 2 February 2014 15:17 (5 months ago) Permalink

Looks less like a movie poster more like the side of a vending machine advertizing a new flavor of Mountain Dew.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 2 February 2014 16:10 (5 months ago) Permalink

if that's the colour palette of the movie then the world can look forward to a 150 minute headache.

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 2 February 2014 16:20 (5 months ago) Permalink

donatello immediately made me think of

gbx, Sunday, 2 February 2014 16:26 (5 months ago) Permalink

Pain & Gain & Pizza & Turtles

tbd (Eazy), Sunday, 2 February 2014 16:27 (5 months ago) Permalink

How hard could it be to just get James Avery to be Shredder's voice?

― billstevejim, Monday, June 24, 2013 5:17 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:( rip big man

slam dunk, Sunday, 2 February 2014 20:57 (5 months ago) Permalink

is raphael pink now?

Karl Malone, Sunday, 2 February 2014 21:34 (5 months ago) Permalink

glbtmnt

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 2 February 2014 21:43 (5 months ago) Permalink

that poster is everything i feared about this
yeah... expected nothing less from the Bayhammer, though

Nhex, Sunday, 2 February 2014 22:00 (5 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

no surprises

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 31 March 2014 22:39 (3 months ago) Permalink

bay's not even bothering to direct this!

Nhex, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 04:21 (3 months ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 00:41 (1 week ago) Permalink


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