IT'S AN ENGAGEMENT PHOTO, NOT YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD!
― pplains, Monday, 19 March 2012 20:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
noodle vague?!
― max, Monday, 19 March 2012 21:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://gawker.com/5940288/before-proposing-to-girlfriend-man-fakes-his-own-death-to-show-her-how-meaningless-life-would-be-without-him
A wealthy Russian businessman who wanted to propose to his girlfriend decided to test her love for him before popping the question — by faking his own death.
After working with a stuntman, a make-up artist, a screenwriter, and a directer to stage a phony car crash, 30-year-old Alexey Bykov of Omsk told Irina Kolokov to meet him at a certain place at a certain time so she could witness the accident.
"When I arrived there were mangled cars everywhere, ambulances, smoke, and carnage," Kolokov told Russian media. "Then when I saw Alexey covered in blood lying in the road a paramedic told me he was dead and I just broke down in tears."
With his mission accomplished, Bykov rose from the dead and proposed to his stunned partner while drenched in "blood." Kolokov said she contemplated killing him "for real this time," but decided to agree to marry the lunatic instead.
"I wanted her to realise how empty her life would be without me and how life would have no meaning without me," Bykov said. "I think it worked but I promise it's the last time."
― ○ (gr8080), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:41 (8 months ago) Permalink
"I wanted her to realise how empty her life would be without an attention seeking dickhead."
― Ich fart auf der Zug (snoball), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:43 (8 months ago) Permalink
Second word was all I needed to explain the rest of the article.
― pplains, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:17 (8 months ago) Permalink
what a creep
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 03:32 (8 months ago) Permalink
Holy fucking shite
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 03:34 (8 months ago) Permalink
repulsive
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:09 (8 months ago) Permalink
He should make an annual thing of it
― would smash pumpkins (Ówen P.), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 12:37 (8 months ago) Permalink
Too young an exposure to Harold & Maude messes people up.
― ms fotheringham (Crabbits), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 13:12 (8 months ago) Permalink
he should have waited until after the funeral to make sure that she wouldn't move on within the next 5 years
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 13:31 (8 months ago) Permalink
"PS in case it's not clear I have have the means to make you a very happy woman for the rest of your life, or you could have an 'accident' right here right now"
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 22:44 (8 months ago) Permalink
Why did they have to bring the tree into this.
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 19:26 (7 months ago) Permalink
wtf
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 19:45 (7 months ago) Permalink
got wood?
― vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:29 (7 months ago) Permalink
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 00:51 (6 months ago) Permalink
!
― *triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 00:53 (6 months ago) Permalink
no way
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 00:57 (6 months ago) Permalink
Surely that's a joke? Surely?
― emil.y, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 01:05 (6 months ago) Permalink
Don't think so.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=545145712168258&set=pb.171521896197310.-2207520000.1351046045&type=1&theater
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 02:35 (6 months ago) Permalink
That seems to lend credence to them realising it was funny straight away and posting it for lulz anyway.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 02:39 (6 months ago) Permalink
― pplains, Friday, 21 December 2012 16:34 (5 months ago) Permalink
Oh, and only a few of you may get why this is so funny.
But.
That's Nick Petrino, son of Bobby Petrino.
― pplains, Friday, 21 December 2012 16:35 (5 months ago) Permalink
ha this hasn't hit sports blogs yet...
― salute me or crut me (J0rdan S.), Friday, 21 December 2012 19:24 (5 months ago) Permalink
Oh they've been tipped.
― pplains, Friday, 21 December 2012 19:49 (5 months ago) Permalink
Pa and son, um, have similar tastes:
― pplains, Friday, 21 December 2012 19:51 (5 months ago) Permalink
oh this poor child
― salute me or crut me (J0rdan S.), Friday, 21 December 2012 19:56 (5 months ago) Permalink
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 26 January 2013 01:02 (3 months ago) Permalink
Weird. Looks sordid, somehow, and makes me feel uncomfortable.
― *tera, Saturday, 26 January 2013 02:35 (3 months ago) Permalink
"now I'm gonna take a step back to be sure that we get the electricity meter in the shot. good. now lean against the wall. great. oh and punch her in the back, craig. perfect"
― Garth Brooks In ... The Life of (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 26 January 2013 02:38 (3 months ago) Permalink
Ha!
― *tera, Saturday, 26 January 2013 02:50 (3 months ago) Permalink
lol exactly
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 26 January 2013 02:53 (3 months ago) Permalink
they'll prob get divorced anyway, after all that trouble
― schwww im tired (harbl), Saturday, December 6, 2008 5:12 PM (4 years ago)
lmao harbl <3
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 26 January 2013 04:20 (3 months ago) Permalink
otm
― mookieproof, Saturday, 26 January 2013 04:22 (3 months ago) Permalink
Congrats you two
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Sunday, 27 January 2013 07:24 (3 months ago) Permalink
I mean that
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 4 April 2013 16:24 (1 month ago) Permalink
god
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:03 (1 month ago) Permalink
those people look like they have weird secrets
I like how each half of the heart is RAWR cat claw!
― how's life, Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:06 (1 month ago) Permalink
"We'll just row this boat a mile out to sea, and then dump your ex business partner's body over the side.""Whatever you say honey.""I love you.""I love you too."*sounds of thumping from inside a sack in the boat*"MMPH! MMPH! HLP!! HLP!!!""Shut up in there."
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:08 (1 month ago) Permalink
for a second I thought gr8080 had found that special l8080
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:33 (1 month ago) Permalink
― pplains, Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:33 (1 month ago) Permalink
she kind of looks like she's about to slice his jugular open with her retractable claw xp
― --808 542137 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:34 (1 month ago) Permalink
Lot of body language in gr8080's and I get this "So it is gonna happen, but no one really feels great about it," sort of vibe from it.
And that's a half-assed heart, tbqfh.
― pplains, Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:37 (1 month ago) Permalink
It's like he suddenly realised that he's got married to one of the aliens from 'V'.
― Will you see a political publicity stunt? (snoball), Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:40 (1 month ago) Permalink
I just wonder how much his dad's investment firm brought in last year.
― pplains, Thursday, 4 April 2013 17:41 (1 month ago) Permalink