Let an EXCELSIOR be an EXCELSIOR, and let sleeping LOLS lie

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Ha ha!

L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Friday, 16 March 2012 20:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

tbf there'd be less blind people with JT in charge.

― kid steel (cajunsunday), Thursday, March 15, 2012 5:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Took me a second but I chortled. Is chortling sufficient for exclesior?

L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Friday, 16 March 2012 20:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

guys, it's just like the time i was in an indie bookstore/craft ice cream commune and slayer's "eyes of the insane" came over the PA and everyone started humming along. it was one of the major reasons i moved to the fifth circle of gehena.

Mordy, Friday, 16 March 2012 21:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

dying now lol

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 March 2012 21:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

love u mordy

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 March 2012 21:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

it was like this time when fake plastic trees came on in asda and everyone climbed into their trollies and angsted and it was one of the main reasons i first expressed disdain for the taste of the ignorant masses

deconstructive witticism (darraghmac), Friday, 16 March 2012 21:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

bahahahaha mordy

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 March 2012 21:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

re: board game played on a sitcom

I think that game was a ripoff of Settlers of Catan. I've never played, but my gf does with her nerdy friends...

― schwantz, Friday, March 16, 2012 9:25 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it was settlers w/ more fantasy elements

― max, Friday, March 16, 2012 9:26 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and with more D&D-like freedom

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, March 16, 2012 9:29 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dear nerds, they were making fun of settlers of catan

― lag∞n, Friday, March 16, 2012 9:34 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

o i didnt realize

― max, Friday, March 16, 2012 9:43 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you didnt realize w/more fantasy elements or normal

― lag∞n, Friday, March 16, 2012 9:44 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 16 March 2012 21:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

i have hacker news in google reader and the shade of orange they use is fine but whatever shade he picked doesn't look so great

― markers, Saturday, March 17, 2012 12:08 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what in the hell is wrong with you?

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, March 17, 2012 12:08 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

plastic surgery dizbusters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 17 March 2012 07:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

how is gehena this time of year

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 17 March 2012 16:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

can you do the green onion thing forever? like is there a point where they just give up?

― are chads electorate (brownie), Friday, March 16, 2012 8:09 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no they are perpetual onions

― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, March 16, 2012 8:11 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but only if you buy the variety 'evergreen onions'

― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, March 16, 2012 8:12 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

make your green onions sprout forever using this one weird trick

― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, March 16, 2012 8:12 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Sunday, 18 March 2012 13:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

From start to finish:

Worst 200 Songs project

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 18 March 2012 13:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

Phil Collins is laughing somewhere, and it sounds extra sinister because it has that auto-doubletracking that is on every single song of his.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau)

1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Sunday, 18 March 2012 15:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol

tanuki, Sunday, 18 March 2012 15:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

omg im actually doing that spring onion growing thing thanks to that thread. and its working!

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Monday, 19 March 2012 05:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

isnt it autumn in australia?

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 19 March 2012 05:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

Spring onions aer green onions/scallions.

Medical Dance Crab With Lesson (Trayce), Monday, 19 March 2012 05:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

after all this time, it's still impressive how ilx can drain the fun from anything at all

― mookieproof, Monday, 19 March 2012 02:14 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

let's discuss that

― j., Monday, 19 March 2012 02:15 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Monday, 19 March 2012 08:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

haha, yes

3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 March 2012 08:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

lollll

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 19 March 2012 08:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

only it was to Al Green's "Let's Stay Together" and it was basically everyone in the bookstore singing along

in America, anyone can be president

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 March 2012 11:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

I'll bet you're just smashing karaoke company, Morbs.

Soggy Cheeseburgers (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 19 March 2012 13:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

why would anyone bring a robot to karaoke

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Monday, 19 March 2012 13:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

(Morbs too)

John Nestle Harding (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 19 March 2012 13:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

Al Green would make a good Vice President.

Aimless, Monday, 19 March 2012 18:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

Friday night HULK SMASH YOUR PARTY
Saturday, Hulk say HULK SORRY
Sunday came,
HULK SMASH IT OUT AGAIN

― Doctor Casino, Monday, March 19, 2012 2:51 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we can be gyros just for one day (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 19 March 2012 19:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

that makes me laugh everytime i read it.

pplains, Monday, 19 March 2012 19:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

I'll bet you're just smashing karaoke company, Morbs.

am looking for a place w/ "Going Back to Cali" on the menu tbh

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 March 2012 19:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

most gifted kids would make A+ boarders i think

― mom in the woods (Ówen P.), Monday, 19 March 2012 02:23 (17 hours ago) Permalink

if you mean people to live quietly in a spare bedroom in your home then i agree, they won't stir up much trouble.

― call all destroyer, Monday, 19 March 2012 02:26 (16 hours ago) Permalink

desk calendar white out (Matt P), Monday, 19 March 2012 19:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

morbs is a biggie fan?

a hoy hoy, Monday, 19 March 2012 19:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

it's true, all Biggie fans look for LL joints to do at karaoke (to do a Biggie song would be sacrilege)

thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Monday, 19 March 2012 19:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

most ironic use of ironic "more you know" jpeg ever

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 March 2012 19:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

:D

a hoy hoy, Monday, 19 March 2012 19:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, March 19, 2012 8:01 PM (2 hours ago)

Option Votes
Out in the Woods 1
Stranger in a Strange Land 1
Roll Away the Stone 0

Thanks for voting, somebody!
― Doctor Casino, Monday, March 19, 2012 9:53 PM (17 minutes ago)

clemenza, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 02:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

cutecelsior

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 02:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

the juiciness, the magic

― caek, Tuesday, March 20, 2012 8:36 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

God loves his children, yeah.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, March 20, 2012 8:49 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

An odd dot to connect, but man, you connected the shit out of it.

we can be gyros just for one day (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 13:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

Lol

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 13:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

That's funny - when I read caek's lines, Ned's response is what popped into my head too. #BeingLikeNed2012

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 14:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

This is the dawning of the age of Nedcelsior!

waiting in the shadow of the Big Gulp (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 15:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

*bows*

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 15:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

in 3d movies generally the actors on the left hand of the screen are painted blue while the ones on the right are painted red. (see avatar)

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 10:24 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mh, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 15:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

yes!

less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 15:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

frat culture's way worse than mall culture.

― the kids of boris midney high (get bent), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 12:38 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is that what culture Zombie was?

― lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 12:38 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i've never heard the DMB song and i'm not gonna listen to a DMB song.

voted "Zombie"

― red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 12:38 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

with their food and their court and their court and their stores

― some dude, Tuesday, March 20, 2012 12:39 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

butvi wouls (Phil D.), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 16:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

loooooooooooool

horseshoe, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 16:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

but yeah there's a magic eye thing going. it's a sailboat.

― Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:16 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a biomechanical nightmare sailboat with vaginapenises

― Cruller, Cobbler, Poffert, Pie (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 13:18 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 21:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

A girl in my high school did a cover that was all like:

He's a head in a box
In a box where he talks
Jambi, Jambi, Jambi-i-i

― lag∞na beach: the real ∞range c∞unty (beachville), Tuesday, March 20, 2012 5:08 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

goole, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

looool

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

a cover of what?

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

zombie

catbus otm (gbx), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

okay, that IS lol

terrible rappin' barney rubble sounding thing (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:27 (2 years ago) Permalink


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