Why does black people never want to rock?

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Un-bump my heart.

RS (Catalino) LaRue (RSLaRue), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 19:16 (eighteen years ago) link

a thread is a cup until it is bumped

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 19:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Why does left-handed philipino womens not wants to microhouse themselves?

John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 20:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I just realized something: besides this being a stupid question in general, wtf is up with the "does?" And "Isn't it a human need to rock once in a while?" Whoever launched this thread needs a smack.
-- Candicissima (candicissim...), June 22nd, 2005 1:12 PM. (candicissima)

It is a straight up Ali G send-up, or no?

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Why does left-handed philipino womens not wants to microhouse themselves?

I blame it on their repressive Catholic upbringing.

RS (Catalino) LaRue (RSLaRue), Wednesday, 22 June 2005 21:42 (eighteen years ago) link

seven months pass...
Proof! If any whitey tried using similar arguments to dis "black" music, they would be hated on. So, what do ya' think of this???

http://www.guardian.co.uk/arts/features/story/0,,1695373,00.html

Ima Hogg, Sunday, 29 January 2006 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Shit yeah! You're right. I've NEVER heard people dissing 50 Cent, everybody must be too scared of being branded a racialist...

the UK's black music is back with a vengeance - does this mean the death of Indie boys and their guitars scene?

Man those indie boys and guitars are becoming a rare breed eh? Where did they all go? Talk about oppression!!

/heavy sarcasm

fandango (fandango), Sunday, 29 January 2006 23:36 (eighteen years ago) link

KILL WHITEY!!

fandango (fandango), Sunday, 29 January 2006 23:36 (eighteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/28/fashion/28Blipsters.html

lol UrbanDictionary

UART variations (ex machina), Sunday, 28 January 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

The shocking scoop - sometimes black people listen to indie!

Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Sunday, 28 January 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

: D

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Sunday, 28 January 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

we should have a contest guessing which urbandictionary entry that absolutely NOBODY uses will be referenced in the NYT next

critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Sunday, 28 January 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pinkerton

and what (ooo), Sunday, 28 January 2007 22:58 (seventeen years ago) link

3. Pinkerton
24 up, 9 down

The best music on earth.

Pinkerton rocks!
by phrubee Nov 20, 2003 email it

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 28 January 2007 23:03 (seventeen years ago) link

is "email it" the most useless feature ever?

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 28 January 2007 23:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.roctober.com/roctober/blackpunk4.html

Black Punk Time: Blacks in Punk, New Wave and Hardcore 1976-1983 (Part 4)
By James Porter and Jake Austen
(From Roctober #32, 2002)

curmudgeon (DC Steve), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 05:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzz/Truglies

UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha... Margasak responds to the article in the Times.

http://blogs.chicagoreader.com/post-no-bills/2007/01/29/move-over-buppies-blipsters-are-coming/

factcheckr (factcheckr), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Urban Dictionary
to me, merlindude04

show details
Jan 28 (3 days ago)
What's up! merlindude04@yahoo.com sent you this definition.

Pinkerton:

The best music on earth.

Pinkerton rocks!

http://pinkerton.urbanup.com/360224

--
http://www.urbandictionary.com/

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 31 January 2007 06:15 (seventeen years ago) link

seven months pass...

We have to take our clothes off
We have to party all night
And we have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no

Excuse me miss
I couldn't help but to notice how alone you are
I dig the attitude and how you're acting like you own the bar
Got me flashing keys and I don't even own a car
Like you ain't feeling my charm, because I know you are
I'm trying to see how your lips feel
Oh I'm sorry, my name is Travie and I'm pretty much a big deal
Oh, you've never heard of me
That sounds absurd to me
The way you stole my attention was flat out burglary
What do you say let's exit stage left so me and you can
Possibly reconvene and play some naked peekaboo
Cause after all the blouse you're wearing is kinda see through
And it's obvious I'm heading wherever you're leading me too
Such an angel with a devilish angle
And quite the certified sweet talker
And you're buying every line of it girl
And I don't really blame you
If I was in your shoes I'd probably do the same too

We have to take our clothes off
We have to party all night
And we have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no

Now here's another barn burner for the slow learners
Put your helmets on and take a seat on the short bus
Next stop, right around the corner from your momma live
No turning back so you better buckle up
Shit, don't be concerned with mine
I feel like a Speak and Spell way I got you learning my lines
Fine, pull the string, replay that shit
I change my name to "did he really just say that shit?"
Yep
I'll take a mile if you let me
Six-five, two hundred plus and so sexy
My legs going numb for keeping my phone on vibrate
To hide the fact your girlfriend keeps textin' me
And I've been trying to never mind it man
But every time I get a new number, she finds it damn
And you thought you had it sewn up
Until right around amazing o'clock when I showed up

We have to take our clothes off
We have to party all night
And we have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no

Got chicks, all hot chicks
Indie-rock chicks, and hip-hop chicks
Slim chicks, round chicks
Black, white, yellow, and brown chicks
Got chicks, all hot chicks
Indie-rock chicks, and hip-hop chicks
Slim chicks, round chicks
Black, white, yellow, and brown chicks

Good grief girl, you're giving me goosebumps
Standing there in your underwear and new pumps
It's like the more time we waste and less time I get to taste you
Honestly I could easily replace you
It's not a scam girl
That's how I am girl
Peter Pan, I'm a sucker for smacker's jam girl
It's clear I'm only here for good clean fun
Shut up and kiss me like the antidotes under my tongue
Whoa

We have to take our clothes off
And we have to party all night
And we have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no
We have to take our clothes off
And we have to party all night
And we have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no

Got chicks, all hot chicks
Indie-rock chicks, and hip-hop chicks
Slim chicks, round chicks
Black, white, yellow, and brown chicks
Got chicks, all hot chicks
Indie-rock chicks, and hip-hop chicks
Slim chicks, round chicks
Black, white, yellow, and brown chicks

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh my god, why do you exist.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 20:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Their guitarist is black!

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link

I can never tell how many layers of irony Dom is operating on when he posts about Decaydance bands.

Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link

I _think_ three

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link

your cut & paste skills are next level

M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 22:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Gosh, Ned!!

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 18 September 2007 23:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Mick Collins has never, in my knowledge ‘rocked’.

Mr. Goodman, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 00:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes he has

Herman G. Neuname, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 00:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Gosh, Ned!!

No, not gosh ned.

the next grozart, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 02:10 (sixteen years ago) link

No, I was just surprised!

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 03:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Even I have my limits.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 03:25 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.discogs.com/viewimages?what=R&obid=509432

Chelvis, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 06:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Mick Collins has never, in my knowledge ‘rocked’.

Why do YOU exist

DJ Mencap, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 08:10 (sixteen years ago) link

I can never tell how many layers of irony Dom is operating on when he posts about Decaydance bands.

I do like that track, and considering the amount of dumb bullshit novelty rap ILX has gone to bat for over the years (Len, Fannypack, MIA), I dunno why they don't cut this tune some slack. Oh, yeah, right, old people be shook.

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link

you won't be so young and pretty forever dom

M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link

<i>Mick Collins has never, in my knowledge ‘rocked’.

-- Mr. Goodman, Wednesday, September 19, 2007 12:12 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Link</i>

^wack

M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link

lol mr. wrongman is more like it

pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link

five months pass...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/143/398587904_aac3e86bd4.jpg

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 21:02 (sixteen years ago) link

waht

HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Why does Greek people never want to make sense.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 21:09 (sixteen years ago) link

lookin good, Hitler

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 21:26 (sixteen years ago) link

is that an ad for the new will ferrell movie

deej, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:06 (sixteen years ago) link

It's the ad for the lost Chaplin classic, POOTIE TRAMP.

Terrible Cold, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link

You need to find out who MICK COLLINS is.

-- http://gygax.pitas.com, Wednesday, July 24, 2002 12:00 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

ian, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.frontline.org.za/images/zz010.jpg

sexyDancer, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:49 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.killedthat.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/crunkrock.jpg

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:49 (sixteen years ago) link

My wife initially thought "Black Country Rock" was about black country-rock.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 28 February 2008 03:28 (sixteen years ago) link

five months pass...

OFRA HAZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 06:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Whoa, this thread. o_O I didn't read much, but wtf. Just some trolling?

RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 07:38 (fifteen years ago) link


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