Now that we found love what are we gonna do? The Winter 2011-12 Gay Thread

I've had that thought before, and then I realized I was only being vain.

you prob'ly think these vows are about you

so soaked beens are less fart-making. #protip #farts

this is legit good to know

Yes, just make sure you drain and rinse them well after soaking.

my family has always been into cooking dried beans, it's v common in lebanese cooking. we just made some lentils this wknd!

great bean tips you guys, i gotta cook and eat way more beans. i love lentils cuz they cook so fast.

i am a little bit sad tonight

I can but offer one of these <3 and a virtual huggle. I hope you feel cheerier soon.

it's not a terrible sad to be honest, it's kind of heartening

~~conversation with the chinese lady across the street~~

*10 mins of unrelated topics*

"do you have a girlfriend?"

"uhh, no. i'm gay anyway."

*momentary confusion* "why?"

*momentary confusion* "uhh, that's just the way i am"

*momentary confusion* "oh. okay!"

*previous conversation resumes*

it's cracking me up now, but "why?" really threw me offguard for a minute

in other news, i haven't cooked enough lately. i get lazy when i'm back home.

i like that conversation

i also just like that u were having a 10min+ conversation about unrelated topix with the chinese lady across the street

my kind of man tbh

oh, she's a sweetheart. mostly we talked about her son, who i've never seen despite living across from him for a year and a half. she says she worries about him because he barely speaks english and hasn't made friends here and stays inside playing video games all day. we also talked about bussing and biking foibles.

she has ducks that i sometimes have shoo out of my driveway.

That seems like a really good interaction about gayness.

IMO in a perfect world being gay wouldn't be totally normal and unremarkable, but it would be perfectly OK. I would love it if it were OK to acknowledge that buttfucking and dating the same sex is sort of odd - and maybe even a little funny* - but in no way a bad thing. Meh, so you do sex and love in a way that most people don't, whatever.

* As Donna Dasher in Female Trouble, sex is all about "ludicrous positions."

I've two friends in town for spring break, ordered three JW Blacks on the rocks, and chewed on their sweet potato fries. Join me.

you've them, have you've?

gotta love anyone who keeps ducks in the city

buttfucking and dating the same sex is so odd I don't do either

city?

i live waaaay the fuck out in the burbs

google maps says 27 miles to downtown seattle :/

yday at the supermarket my boof noted how "Wild Berry Poptarts are sooo Memphis Milano" and he is kind of my favorite thing ever right now tbh

<3

memphis represent

of these meanings, I was only familiar w/ the fourth:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boof

time for an edit, I guess?

if beyonce vernacular qualifies for a wiki edit, yessir

also time for new thread maybe? spring officially begins tomorrow

thank god

Boof(v) The act of consuming drugs via anal cavity

wut

i mean, i know drugs are sometimes administered per rectum, but recreationally?

Quicker high.

"booty bumps"!

mucous membranes

Quicker high and as related to crystal meth, it makes some people - not just gay males - get uncontrollably, ferociously, desperately into doing things w/ their asses.

also time for new thread maybe? spring officially begins tomorrow

― althea and (donna rouge), Monday, March 19, 2012 11:31 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thank god

― surm, Monday, March 19, 2012 11:33 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmarkp

Wait, what? Why are you thanking Maude for spring? I thought you hated the warm like I do.

• bf got denied for food stamps, even though he's unemployed and has $300 dollars in the bank; cried in the DHS office.
• consoling.

:(

i do hate the heat, i'm sorry i didn't mean to confuse anyone, it's just that i haven't been going out

and i chalked it up to like "o it's winter i'm a bear"

i'm sorry tanuki, stick by him

Yeah apparently it's because he's a student? Which makes absolutely no fucking sense, as I am in almost exactly the same situation and I get $200 a month from FS. Something isn't right.

What the fuck??

She told him to write his congressman. *rmde*

wtf!

it's a crap country.

what's the spring title?

and when can I say hi to you EMP gays?