The ILC Favourite Characters Of All Time

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BEFORE ILX DIES, PLEASE.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 10 August 2006 08:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I realise I've just built your hopes up into thinking this was Tom posting.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 10 August 2006 08:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Re: "I haven't checked this very well, but my impression is that aside from two stories in Archive 11, Archives 3-11 don't really have anything by Eisner.
-- asdf (asdfasd...), May 5th, 2006"

You're pretty much right -- this would have been circa '42-'45, when Eisner diverted his attentions from comic books to beating the Nazis, albeit using comic books to do it, using them as instruction manuals for GIs. Still, Lou Fine was drawing El Spirito, and since he was one of the three best Golden Age artists, that's no bad thing.

David

David Simpson (David Simpson), Thursday, 10 August 2006 10:17 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/7288/stevienixvz7.jpg

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 10 August 2006 10:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.atwmusic.com/6649.gif

lumberingwoodsman (Chris Hill), Thursday, 10 August 2006 12:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe we should just make up the rest of the list.

23. Heathcliff (Heathcliff and the Catillac Cats)

(4,602 points)

http://www.shoutfactory.com/img/detail/heathcliff.jpg

Imagine Garfield -- but funnier!

c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 10 August 2006 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I was going to suggest that myself

22. Juggernaut/Cain Marko (X-Men)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ea/Juggernaut.PNG

Greatest Moment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV_3cBmAHjA

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

21. Forbush Man.

http://es.geocities.com/beatlescomicsmelgar3/notbrand8b.jpg

He's got a pot. On his HEAD. A pothead, gettit?

Greatest moment: beating the Meatles. Whoops, meeting the Beatles.

lumberingwoodsman (Chris Hill), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Addendum for Heathcliff:
Greatest moment: You remember that time he said he really liked lasagna, and Jon Arbuckle... oh, wait.

c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

20. J. Wellington Wimpy (Popeye The Sailor)
(665 points)
http://www.popeye-n-olive.com/image/Wimpy-poem.jpg

Wimpy is probably best know for
his consumption of hamburgers,
and anything else if hamburgers
are not available. Here is his famous,
"I would gladly pay you Tuesday
for a Hamburger today." line.

-- David R

chaki (chaki), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

With those line breaks, shouldn't that be attributed to Squirrel_Police

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 10 August 2006 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

19. Calvin's Dad (Calvin and Hobbes)
(889 points)
http://www.cooperativeindividualism.org/calvin-science-lesson-from-father.gif

if calvin's dad isn't top 5 there's something wrong somewhere!!
-- J.D.

(not to give anything away JD but i sorta kinda address the "calvin's dad" issue in my comments --- albeit in a way that will possibly disappoint you!!)
-- mark s

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 10 August 2006 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

18. Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)
(999 points)
http://images.gildia.pl/ggk/gry/sonic_the_hedgehog_x360/okladka/w200/

REPENT THE END IS NIGH, FOR WHEN SONIC THEE HEDGEHOGS COMiCS REACH THEE ISSUE 200 THEE END SHALL BE UPON US

-- the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem

chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Thursday, 10 August 2006 23:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i bought the first ever issue of sonic when it came out!

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 10 August 2006 23:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't believe there are more Sonic comics than Simpsons comics (which is at #120 according to wikipedia).

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 10 August 2006 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

17. Ralph Drabble (Drabble)
(3 points)
http://www.comics.com/comics/drabble/images/cast_drabble_Ralph.gif

“Ah, I love “Drabble”. The dad’s like an unfunny version of me.”
-Homer Simpson

chaki (chaki), Thursday, 10 August 2006 23:55 (seventeen years ago) link

16. Egg-Fu (Wonder Woman)
(hella points)

http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/8690/eggfuqc0.gif

"Just a bit of fu"
-Tom Ewing

"Mel Gibson was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence. He was released later this morning. The investigation was still ongoing, just like it would be with any other person, especially Egg-Fu."
-spokesman for the Los Angeles Country Sheriff's Department

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 11 August 2006 11:48 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
Under new management!

23. Superman (Superman, Action, etc)

(111 points)

"Iconic character. Impossible to write good stories about." Pete

http://theages.superman.ws/History/all-star/sitting-on-a-cloud.jpg

Probably the character whose star has risen the most since the voting closed, with Showcase Presents reintroducing the crazy Silver Age tales, All-Star making a strong case for the same spirit in modern comics, and one of the few good One Year Later renovations. I voted for him, mostly on the basis of his appearances in Morrison's JLA: a particular favourite moment was the panel of him wrestling an angel.

"greatest moment: Superman's Return To Krypton! A novel-length epic written by Jerry Siegel, drawn by (I think) Kurt Shaffenburger and screamed at by Mort Weisinger!" Vic Fluro

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:26 (seventeen years ago) link

This is not a hoax not a dream - Andrew F is finishing the poll!

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Yay for Andrew!

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Boo to Andrew! Unfinished polls are supposed to form the foundation of ILC's schtick!

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:12 (seventeen years ago) link

We have no unfinished polls! Just polls that take a prolonged hiatus!

If we have unfinished polls, then suck it.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Hooray!

chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, as Andrew mentions, stock has risen considerably to make my comment now seem a bit ill judged. I like to think that it was my criticism which spurred Grant Morrison on...

Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Andrew, you'll doom us all!

Ray (Ray), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:48 (seventeen years ago) link

My personal favourite Supes moment (not being a massive fan of the character) is the splash of him lifting the tank over his head in DKR. When I first read it, that single image made me see the character in a whole new way.

chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude, it's me. The multiverse is safe. Now where's that Ash single made of red kryptonite...

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah since the polls closed my estimation of superman has gone up alot, he's probably my fave spandex character (marmaduke don't wear spandex).

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I agree with j blount that we need a WHOLE NEW POLL. To be finished sometime in 2009. Only then can we spare ILC from the Ragnarok that will engulf us all should the Greatest Characters poll ever reach #1!

If Superman has gone up, how far DOWN has Batman gone? Aside from the Morrison issues, he's like a giant turd sitting in my drink.

Vic F (Vic Fluro), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

o i hated batman well in time for this poll.

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i never voted ;_;

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Why was Batman more popular than Superman back then (NOT THAT I CAN CONFIRM THAT HE WAS)? Was the Red Hood adding some stimulus? He still got a few pages as the case-closer in Gotham Central? I don't really get it.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Because he's the goddamn Batman! Are you retarded or something! Chunks!

Mark Co (Markco), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

But we didn't even have that (did we?)!

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Was the Red Hood adding some stimulus?

Yay for Andrew!

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

> Was the Red Hood adding some stimulus?

Hey, the vagina dentata thread is thattaway!

100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe because we weren't reading many current Batbooks, so all we had to rely on was fond memories (and funny threads)?

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, the vagina dentata thread is thattaway!

But please don't post there, Zillaman might come back.

chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

22. Magneto (X-Men etc)

(113 points)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/29/Magrex1.jpg/403px-Magrex1.jpg

"He's been good and he's been bad but common sense he never had. During the swinging marvel sixties, nobody was more maniacal than Magneto! But he could reform at the drop of a hat to become a sincere, deep, profound, achingly deep man of immense DEPTH. But we secretly like him better when he's a gibbering freak, as Grant Morrison proved." (Vic F)

Excellent example of a villain who's ethos rather than powers makes him a great foil to the hero(es), and the subject of a grebt essay by Tom on the perils of character growth.

Greatest moment: Answering a door – "Who am I? I am power! Men call me – MAGNETO! And now – come in!" (Vic F)

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Also of course the subject of the only great plot twist in the last twenty years.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Referring, of course, to ONSLAUGHT.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Andrew possibly OTM.

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 7 September 2006 12:21 (seventeen years ago) link

The "possibly" because I bet I am forgetting some really obvious good other plot twist.

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 7 September 2006 13:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I think Andrew's referring to the fact that SPOILER Xorn was Magneto GHARSP, which would have been an ace twist if not for the whole 'no no Magneto cannot die it was really Xorn pretending to be Magneto and it wasn't even Xorn it was his twin brother and now here's Bendis to try desperately to make some sense of it' shenanigans immediately after the end of Morrison's run.

Vic F (Vic Fluro), Thursday, 7 September 2006 13:47 (seventeen years ago) link

By that standard we can't judge any twists, since the heat-death of the comics industry is still the standard five years off. Anything could happen!

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 7 September 2006 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

if not for the whole 'no no Magneto cannot die it was really Xorn pretending to be Magneto and it wasn't even Xorn it was his twin brother

Did Morrison write this stuff, or it was Claremont meddling?

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 7 September 2006 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd bet money that Morrison did not write any of that. Well, I'd bet David's money at least...

Yay! The legacy continues! Onward to #1! LET NO ONE STOP US!

Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Thursday, 7 September 2006 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Why was Batman more popular than Superman back then (NOT THAT I CAN CONFIRM THAT HE WAS)? Was the Red Hood adding some stimulus? He still got a few pages as the case-closer in Gotham Central? I don't really get it.

I think the answer lies in less short-term factors: Batman's had a pretty great run in media visibility for almost two decades now (from the Burton and Schumacher flicks through the animated series up to "Batman Begins", and of course the 60's show got shown a lot on TV, too), and then there's the Miller stuff, which might not be too popular with ILCers *these days*, but I'm willing to bet most of us went through a phase of thinking "Dark Knight Returns" and "Year One" were pretty hot shit. So between those two factors it seems pretty difficult for a comic fan not to have at least a passing fondness for Batman, while Superman has just been a lto more...avoidable.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 7 September 2006 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe it's just because I was generally disagreeable as a youth, but I never gave a shit about comic-book Batman until the last two months. And even then, it's only because of Morrison. Read DKR in middle school and thought that it was well-crafted but not fun, which is what I wanted out of comics, and still mostly do. I'd probably like it more today than when I was 13. Whereas Superman, well, I've loved him forever, going as far back as maybe April or May of this. Although I did actually break a leg when I was two while playing Superman.

Did anybody else have absolutely no interest in Bat/Supes comics when a child? After all the movies, tv shows, cartoons, etc., the comics always felt superfluous.

barefoot manthing (Garrett Martin), Thursday, 7 September 2006 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

uh, make that "April or May of this year", please.

barefoot manthing (Garrett Martin), Thursday, 7 September 2006 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link


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