Chuck Asay died for your sins: batshit rightwing cartoonists 2009

ceremony for guy you like = inauguration

guy you don't = coronary

also how dare that hack mock our security measures in this wartime of terror?

i get so mad when these make fun of something that isn't even remotely real. dc is putting up fucking bleachers on every corner, hotels for 1000 miles around are full. 'haw the coronation!! whiteys out!! geddit?!' no i don't dicksuck.

guy you don't = coronary

eh, isn't it coronation?

tho i don't get what the big gate and walls and barbed wire are meant to refer to at all.

eh, isn't it coronation?

yeah, but most of the guys drawing these things seem to be having the other

i surprised blood from their ears hasn't leaked out all over the drawing board.

goddamn racist henry reid, he's so apparently terrible and racist

http://www.cagle.com/working/090108/lester.jpg

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/010909.jpg

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another useful goon project:

http://ifglobalwarmingisrealthenwhyisitcold.blogspot.com/

that picture of OBL in his cave, the second panel there, certain versions of it have a computer sat next to him. and where he's whited out the computer he hasn't even bothered to draw in the two lines that'd make up the rest of the mat he sat on. lazy.

Another day, another week of State of the Union:

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HAHA! FAGS! GET IT?! Also, is KWRD supposed to be pronouned 'k-word' or 'kweered'?

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i want my phone psychic to wear a peaked moon&stars cap too

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inevitable result of allowing gay people to marry => the offspring of a man and dog union

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apparently freakish she-trolls vies for office, film at 11

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Why does W. have a soul patch?

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angry bald man is angry, bald

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Gamble_T2009011320090112061304.jpg

???

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/090111beelertoon_c20090112044325.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb0109awj20090109091944.jpg

remember, this years deficit is all the fault of the guy to be, also he's just a leeeeetle bit off on the whole 'distance/age of universe' thing

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/sk0108d20090108095504.jpg

Why does W. have a soul patch?

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i hope after leaving office w has his al gore/bill richardson beardy phase growing a soulpatch, getting an earring, maybe some crocs

crocs aspect been taken care of

http://www.portfolio.com/images/feeds/blogs/bushcrocs-large.jpg

casual bush = my fav bush

thats gonna end up on "quoted out of context" isnt it

Criticizing the IRS is right-wing?

In terms of yet another 'those fuckers/our shit', yes. Remember, all taxation is bad and a form of creeping of socialism.

All right. I'll let it stand. Don't wanna get all Manalishi on ya.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/090111beelertoon_c20090112044325.jpg

Presumably just out of this cartoon are some even bigger missiles raining down on Palestinian school children.

hey kingfish did you find that blog or make it? either way kudos!

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Gamble_T2009011320090112061304.jpg

is this just 'libruls be buying designer dogs', or is there some racial thing going on here?

idgi

hey kingfish did you find that blog or make it? either way kudos!

Not mine. SA Goon created and curated.

elitist joke

Also, is KWRD supposed to be pronouned 'k-word' or 'kweered'?
coward?

K-Weird I think.

who knew it would work on so many levels

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those poor, poor republicans

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20090113.jpg

q: how would we respond if...

a: oh abt 25m

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http://www.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/62/2009/01/14/59893_600.jpg

b/c as you can see, there are absolutely no related or secondary industries that would be helped by putting more funding into infrastructure; not local construction companies, not mechanics who work on the trucks used by the constructions, and certainly not any asphalt or concrete supply types who actually provide the materials for the construction guys to lay down

http://www.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/12/2009/01/06/59539_600.jpg

um, who _actually_ supports the guy? isn't his approval rating something like in the low single digits?

Who uses a bulldozer to 'thin out' 'sickly dead trees'?

mccoy is just tired, cranky:

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http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/aria09011620090115033005.jpg

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where'd the toaster come from? Why would it depend on his velcro-ness to be dragged along? Also, is Varvel aware that his attempted joke comes from a term about a guy who was clearly guilty of a massive amount of crimes but couldn't get stuck with a conviction, so like does this same culpability apply to Dubya there?

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Foden20090114-Hillary%20Con20090115094852.jpg

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20090115.jpg

you know, when most of this guys go back to the well for yet another strawman attack, they don't try to wring it out for a whole week's worth of strips

yeah i really don't see all that many folks rushing to the defense of blagojevich.

(somewhat OT: or c. kennedy, for that matter)

http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/crmrm/2009/crmrm090114.gif

lol that ones actually pretty good

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Foden20090114-Hillary%20Con20090115094852.jpg

"LOL LEARN TO PLEASE YOUR HUSBAND! I'M PUTTIN THIS IN THE PAPER"

awwww amercuh babbys
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my weekly, out-loud "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME" reaction was to this cartoon. ramirez.

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Start by not lighting huge torches in the kids' bedroom.

that looks a lot more like a puerto rican flag than a u.s. flag, which, correct me if i'm wrong, has more than one star

"Obama, please keep my two puerto rican ziggys safe"

http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:B4DGW_2Amm-nNM::americangiforum.net/images/TexasFlag.jpg
texas

http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:4sawazPpHpp-3M::www.enchantedlearning.com/usa/flags/puertorico/flagbig.GIF
puerto rico

conclusion: puerto texano

my neighborhood needs more puerto texano restaurants

Texarican

Imagine the food! nom nom

Liberia:
http://www.enjoytravelling.net/liberia/images/flag_Liberia.gif

deyz kewt widdle Liberian babiez.

The worst theme of right-wing cartoons and right-wing rhetoric is the "THEN... AND NOW!" bullshit. Not only are they usually looking back to a time where none of them were even alive, but they never, EVER have any data to back up the rosy depictions.

Luckily this one book http://www.amazon.com/Way-We-Never-Were-Nostalgia/dp/0465090974 defuses like 90% of the hogwash. Dry read but every conservative should get a copy.

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wtf is that on about? you'd think that with over 50 words he might have been able to make it at least slightly understandable to anyone who didn't know the story. Whitehall mentioned a BBC radio programme about al-q before the BBC broadcast a programme abu=out al-q? huh?