RIP Justin Bieber

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Last night I had a dream where I watched the trailer of a movie that was entirely premised on the idea of Justin Bieber going around in alligator skin cowboy boots and kicking guys in the crotch (subsequently in the dream I debated whether it's more effective to kick with the toe or with the curve of the ankle for a cleaner scoop, which is actually a pretty legit debate)

Virtual Bart (EDB), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 08:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

if they're cowboy boots, a reinforced and sharp toe is the right way to go

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 01:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

new complex mag photo shoot is intense





♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

i think i liked him better as a shitty 13-year old

Estimate the percent chance that a whale has ever been to the moon? (frogbs), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

RIP jbiebs, he was allergic to cherry kool-aid

techno pink (reddening), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

Tyler Shields is such a hack.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 6 April 2012 18:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...
5 months pass...

Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 30 September 2012 15:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

Bieber apologized to the crowd for being sick, but the crowd didn't seem to mind too much and cheered him on throughout.

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 September 2012 16:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

Aw what a pro

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Sunday, 30 September 2012 18:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

FYI-

http://www.extravaganzi.com/1-million-justin-biebers-head-made-of-gold/,000,000 Justin Bieber's Head Made of Gold

davey, Saturday, 8 December 2012 21:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

argh. sorry, here's the right URL: http://www.extravaganzi.com/1-million-justin-biebers-head-made-of-gold/

davey, Saturday, 8 December 2012 21:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

davey is that you

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 8 December 2012 21:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

yes mr. grady, i am here.

davey, Sunday, 9 December 2012 00:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

this golden bieber head was my grady bat-signal. i knew you'd come. ^o^

davey, Sunday, 9 December 2012 00:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

i spotted you on your third post.

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 9 December 2012 00:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

holy shit, how did you reply so fast! you must have a notifications thingy i haven't seen yet... or something. i am new here.

davey, Sunday, 9 December 2012 01:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

everyone meet davey.

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 9 December 2012 02:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

hey davey

max, Sunday, 9 December 2012 12:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

Hiello daaaaaavey

THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 December 2012 18:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

hi davey. nice to meet u.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 11 March 2013 02:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

more like tokin weeder

ienjoyhotdogs, Thursday, 25 April 2013 16:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

this euro tour had really been a goldmine of unbeliebable moments

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 25 April 2013 16:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

#!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 May 2013 17:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

does Kevin Smith no Cee-Lo stole his jorts

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 20 May 2013 17:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

Beiber has become such a douchey looking guy, like even more than I would've expected he was gonna.
Never ever say "I'm an artist and should be taken seriously"
He's basically Joffrey.

klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 May 2013 21:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

there's a whole tumblr devoted to that premise iirc

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 20 May 2013 21:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

is he getting a lot of boos?

he has this slack-jawed thing going, it's not going to help him with the whole "I'm an artist and should be taken seriously" thing

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 May 2013 21:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

also, use other words please, as mark s used to say

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 May 2013 21:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

this guy's flameout/addiction+rehab period is gonna be so ugly

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah whatsup with the booing

flopson, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

the bieber nude pictures have made me reconsider having potential sons circumcised.

dylannn, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

i think the booing explains his reaction, otherwise he's just preening

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

hi davey

ḉrut (crüt), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

I totally missed that there were boos when I watched that

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

why does he reach out and grab cee-lo like that

ḉrut (crüt), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

illuminati handshake

klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

Headset mics!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

ḉrut (crüt), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

Reposted from the T. Swift thread, Swift reacts to backstage Bieber/Gomez spit swap:

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

I like to think that Jesus was just flying by at that particular moment

xp

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

why does he reach out and grab cee-lo like that

― ḉrut (crüt), Monday, May 20, 2013 5:14 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think he was actually shaken by the boos, and is gesturing to cee-lo for support

he does seem stunned

or like he is not getting enough oxygen

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol the tswift gif

turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

what is funny about that gif?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

I can't hear the boos! I am listening on crappy laptop speakers though.

ḉrut (crüt), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

keep looking until u see it... u will shit bricks amateursit

turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:43 (1 year ago) Permalink


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