WHO THE FUCK READS THE DAILY EXPRESS?

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ARE ALL MEN BORN TO CHEAT?

face depalma (stevie), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 07:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

...WITH A STICK, WE HOPE

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 07:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

at what point did sending notorious weedhead and party racist "Prince" Harry on an official visit to Jamaica seem like a good idea?

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 07:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

think they gave up caring about that sort of thing with his grandfather tbh

a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 08:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

was James Hewitt's dad a wrong'un then?

Mo Money Mo Johnston (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 08:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

GERMAN AUTOCRAT MAKES LIGHT OF OUR BRAVE BOYS' BRAVE SACRIFICE

James Mitchell, Friday, 9 March 2012 09:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

Kate and the Queen? Not the Queen and Kate?

StanM, Friday, 9 March 2012 11:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

The coverage had Kate chatting to crowds and press/TV filming her, the camera panning over to The Queen giving an "I don't have to be here, really, do I?" stance.

Mark G, Friday, 9 March 2012 11:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh, ok then - congrats on the Jubilee, Kate!

StanM, Friday, 9 March 2012 11:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

The McCann’s Portuguese lawyer Rogerio Alves described the review as a “very positive sign”.

He said: “More than anything Kate and Gerry want to discover what happened to their daughter, whilst of course harbouring the hope of finding her alive.

James Mitchell, Saturday, 10 March 2012 08:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

can't help thinking that if they'd taken this much interest in the whereabouts of their daughter in May 2007 then

Kony Montana: "Say hello to my invisible friend" (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 March 2012 10:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

ah, you're a daily mail reader then

brokering (pimping) (stevie), Saturday, 10 March 2012 10:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

vs

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 07:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

why won't these tedious tabloids respect the law for once?

brokering (pimping) (stevie), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 07:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

I look forward to seeing these front pages every day but I worry that I'll condition myself to like the thing on sight and end up buying it.

A BIG JOE JORDAN TYPE OF POSTER (onimo), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 08:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Götterdämned, zey are on to us!

StanM, Friday, 4 May 2012 12:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

'scuse me, while I Rim the Sky... (snoball), Friday, 4 May 2012 12:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

Kate and Wills' 1st anniversary treat: that's not FRENCH champagne, is it?

StanM, Friday, 4 May 2012 12:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

At present, the two senior EU bureaucrats, Mr Barroso and Mr Van Rompuy, are locked in a bitter power struggle to determine who is the true big cheese or “grand fromage” in Europe.

oppet, Friday, 4 May 2012 15:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

"groot kaas"

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Friday, 4 May 2012 15:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/321682/Red-hot-summer-to-break-records

Jonathan Powell of Positive Weather Solutions is back but with a different name! Same old extremist crap.

And as for the forecasts...

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 13:46 (11 months ago) Permalink

http://www.vantageweatherservices.co.uk/

JUBILEE CELEBRATIONS

Overall the Jubilee weekend will witness most parts of the UK within an air-mass that will be warmer than anything we have experienced since March. Central and eastern regions appear likely to benefit from temperatures often in excess of 20C; cloud amounts look set however to be variable and a threat of thunderstorms especially in parts of England cannot be excluded. Further west there is greater chance of cloudier and possibly wetter conditions, with more depressed temperatures, as weather fronts seek to affect south-west England, Wales, North-west England, western Scotland and Northern Ireland.

Temperature often about 20C in June! Wetter in the west! Variable cloud cover! How do they know?

Djibril Citté (onimo), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:16 (11 months ago) Permalink

Jonathan Powell, forecaster with Vantage Weather Services, said summer would see “spikes” of extreme hot weather. He said: “There are going to be some very hot periods of weather as summer kicks in. These will be tempered by some periods of cooler weather"

The man was clearly born with a gift.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:04 (11 months ago) Permalink

he's gonna look like a right clown when the temperature remains exactly the same over the entire summer.

Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:06 (11 months ago) Permalink

Interesting bit in 'About' section of the Vantage Weather Services website:

Vantage Weather Services has tighter controls on who actually has access to the login details of the site for its updates, maintenance, and appearance.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 19:24 (11 months ago) Permalink

6 months pass...

COLDEST WINTER IN 100 YEARS ON WAY

BRITAIN will grind to a halt within weeks as the most savage freeze for a century begins.

Temperatures will fall as low as minus 20C in rural areas, forecasters warned last night, while heavy snow and “potentially dangerous” blizzards will close roads and cripple rail networks.

James Madden, forecaster for Exacta Weather, said: “We are looking at some of the coldest and snowiest conditions in at least 100 years. This is most likely to occur in the December to January period with the potential for widespread major snowfall across the country.

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 03:25 (5 months ago) Permalink

No meteorological or climate models have been used in the production of the following long-range weather forecasts. All forecasts are produced on a number of personal observations and calculations, that also include; solar activity, ocean behaviour, and historical weather patterns from my own unique collective data.

http://www.exactaweather.com/Accuracy.html

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 03:26 (5 months ago) Permalink

putting the "mad" in "Madden" since 2010

Neil S, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 09:19 (5 months ago) Permalink

Winter most likely to occur between December and January. Film at 11.

Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 10:25 (5 months ago) Permalink

Express isn't alone in using them.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/jan/02/sleighbell-winter-climate-change-denial

Go Narine, Go! (ShariVari), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 10:29 (5 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Neil S, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 10:28 (4 months ago) Permalink

Kill me now.

besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 11:46 (4 months ago) Permalink

woo hoo benefit party time! I'm going to go mad on my £52 weekly jobseekers allowance! No food for the kids this week, but what can you do!

I like the side-order of climate change denial with that front page too...

Neil S, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 11:50 (4 months ago) Permalink

met office, who are these charlatans?

Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 11:54 (4 months ago) Permalink

So according to the Mail: you can be a 'benefit skiver' even if you're employed in a low income job, and an increase in something that isn't as large as the most pessimistic prediction is somehow evidence of that something 'slowing down'.

scattered to the nine vectors (snoball), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 12:14 (4 months ago) Permalink

It was the same in the Sunday Times this weekend. "Strivers vs Skivers" and "This Is The Year We Crack Welfare".

"Skivers" seems to be based on receiving more in benefits than you give in tax.

There's a legit question to be asked about whether the government should effectively be subsidising employers that refuse to pay living wages but zero talk about increasing the minimum wage at the moment. What are the "skivers" in full-time work meant to do about it?

Tullamorte Tullamore (ShariVari), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 12:33 (4 months ago) Permalink

Or indeed (by that formulation) "skiving" pensioners?

Neil S, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 12:38 (4 months ago) Permalink

You mean "scrounging" pensioners?

Mark G, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 13:04 (4 months ago) Permalink

I believe "mewling cash leaches" is the correct term.

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 13:16 (4 months ago) Permalink

silver scroungers

Albert Crampus (NickB), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 13:17 (4 months ago) Permalink

Sadly the it would be against the Express' commercial interests to point out that the majority of social security spending goes to pensioners a.k.a. mewling cash leeches, silver scroungers etc.

Neil S, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 14:21 (4 months ago) Permalink

Surprise Surprise... Global warming has stalled, admits Met Office

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It never existed in the first place. Most of the people of this country knew that but our government and Brussels wanted more cash so invented it. It's called taxing the air that we breath.

UKIP are the party to vote for, as they do not believe this myth.

THE COMMON SENSE PARTY>

SUPPORT UKIP

impound the alarm (NickB), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 14:29 (4 months ago) Permalink

(xp) ditto Tory Party... and all the other parties too

Designated Striver (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 14:31 (4 months ago) Permalink

the point being, I suppose, that pensioners actually bother to vote.

Neil S, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 14:32 (4 months ago) Permalink

Next up, the Cold War never existed...

Mark G, Wednesday, 9 January 2013 16:54 (4 months ago) Permalink

I know most hacks are just following orders wrt the poor-bashing but i wonder how much of an influence this has:

Journalists and broadcasters born in 1958 typically grew up in families where income was only 5.5% above average, against 42.4% above average for those born in 1970. That is the most dramatic example of a pattern evident across nearly all professions

(from The Guardian on Tuesday)

Tullamorte Tullamore (ShariVari), Wednesday, 9 January 2013 18:47 (4 months ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

holy fuck

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:28 (1 week ago) Permalink

also ten times better more racist and xenophobic than the Daily Mail!

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:42 (1 week ago) Permalink


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