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just not the female celebrities

lex pretend, Monday, 5 March 2012 18:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

yah i guess i shouldve specified celebrities will never not have lots of sympathy for other celebrities media entanglements

lag∞n, Monday, 5 March 2012 18:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

cause like the media is so mean, its tough out there

lag∞n, Monday, 5 March 2012 18:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

literally if you emerged from a cave a day after the incident and just went by what everyone said about CB you'd think HE'D been the one who'd had his face smashed in by a boyfriend

― lex pretend, Monday, March 5, 2012 1:03 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha yeah :(

horseshoe, Monday, 5 March 2012 18:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

dre goddammit

drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 March 2012 22:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

Chris Brown Thanks Rihanna For Working With Him By Calling Her A Bitch On His New Track
May 10th, 2012 // 48 Comments

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Back in February, Rihanna shocked the music world by letting her label talk into her recording two tracks with Chris Brown despite the fact he violently beat the shit out of her three years ago for simply looking at his phone and hasn’t shown a shred of remorse since. She even went so far to publicly defend working with him twice (Here and here.) and so in a sense she took him back professionally. (And possibly penis-in-vaginally.) Except here’s the part nobody could’ve seen coming because Chris Brown’s changed so much: He just released a new track – a remix of Kanye West’s Theraflu – where he essentially calls Rihanna a bitch and shits all over her. It’s completely out of character. Via Buzzfeed:

“Don’t fuck with my old bitch it’s like a bad fur
Every industry nigga done had her
Shook the tree like a pumpkin just to smash her
Bitch is breaking codes, but I’m the password.”

Rihanna has since reacted by unfollowing him on Twitter (Oh noes!) before tweeting this to her followers:

Aw, poor dat #neaux1currrrr [Translation: "No one cares."]

And because he’s a little bitch Chris Brown also spouted off on Twitter before unfollowing Rihanna:

Assumptions! I didn’t say any names so if u took offense to it then its something you feel guilty about.

Of course, absolutely no one is going to feel sorry for Rihanna because A.) Let’s be honest, this is probably the nicest thing Chris Brown has ever done to her. And B.) How the fuck did she think this was going to end? Also, her life’s going pretty awesome considering she just had sex last month with Alexander Skarsgard in a Geisha house and technically isn’t even Rihanna anymore. For now she has become Chokladgudinnan av Analsex från Sexön who rides on the wings of a new, sexual Valhalla that most women will never experience. Unless they randomly jump out in front of Alexander Skarsgard at any given moment, then okay, probably.

Bandersnatch Cumberbund (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 11 May 2012 22:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

smh

The Reverend, Friday, 11 May 2012 22:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

where is this text from?

flopson, Friday, 11 May 2012 23:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

ugh

dharunravir (k3vin k.), Friday, 11 May 2012 23:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

THEN IT IS SOMETHING YOU FEEL GUILTY ABOUT

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, 11 May 2012 23:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah text is from a horrible gossip site the superficial, sorry for that

Bandersnatch Cumberbund (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 11 May 2012 23:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

idk i think those lines are pretty innocuous & vague -- typical rap shit

J0rdan S., Saturday, 12 May 2012 00:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

???

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Saturday, 12 May 2012 01:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

!

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Saturday, 12 May 2012 01:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

[Translation: "No one cares."]

thommys got bendz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 12 May 2012 02:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

there's a gif for that

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Saturday, 12 May 2012 02:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

#neaux1currrrr

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 May 2012 04:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

the -eaux fad is seriously one of the corniest things tho

dharunravir (k3vin k.), Saturday, 12 May 2012 04:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

was honestly unaware of it; feel good about that

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 May 2012 04:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

xp as opposed to

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Saturday, 12 May 2012 04:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

the worst is people who think if they say "heaux", it makes it unsexist

The Reverend, Saturday, 12 May 2012 05:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

idk i think those lines are pretty innocuous & vague -- typical rap shit

― J0rdan S., Friday, May 11, 2012 8:41 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so u think if rihanna reacted badly to it, it was because of something she felt guilty about?

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Saturday, 12 May 2012 14:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

no

J0rdan S., Saturday, 12 May 2012 16:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

in general i think people read way too much specificity into lyrics written by rappers

J0rdan S., Saturday, 12 May 2012 16:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

they haven't dated in two years -- assuming that chris brown has had a relationship since then, he could be talking about anyone -- those are very run of the mill rap lyrics

J0rdan S., Saturday, 12 May 2012 16:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

but maybe they are about her idk

we all hate chris brown a lot *slaps everyone on back and nods grimly*

J0rdan S., Saturday, 12 May 2012 16:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

Get your fucking hands off me.

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Saturday, 12 May 2012 16:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

^^^^ *possibly not directed at J0rdan S.*

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Saturday, 12 May 2012 16:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

i dunno j0rd, "Don’t fuck with my old bitch it’s like a bad fur/ Every industry nigga done had her" seems pretty pointed coming within days of rihanna/meek mill rumors

some dude, Saturday, 12 May 2012 16:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

and implying the woman he beat up should "feel guilty" about something

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Saturday, 12 May 2012 17:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, I mean, there was a whole five minutes there when his career appeared to be in jeopardy. I should hope that keeps her up nights.

You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 12 May 2012 17:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

I was initially opposed to the industry returning his career to him on a silver platter, but now I think it's gonna be kinda fun to watch him slowly burn away all of that goodwill (provided no one else gets hurt, of course). Chris Brown is definitely his own worst enemy.

You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 12 May 2012 17:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

ok now this thread really is just we all hate chris brown a lot *slaps everyone on back and nods grimly*

some dude, Saturday, 12 May 2012 17:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, sorry, that probably should be its own thread.

You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 12 May 2012 17:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

i mean i agree with your 'worst enemy' post but i also said such a similar thing itt not long ago that i feel like the thread is just going around in circles.

some dude, Saturday, 12 May 2012 17:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

well tbf he keeps giving providing fresh material

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Saturday, 12 May 2012 17:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

why should talking about the dumb/horrible shit chris brown does be its own thread, how does that not fit on the thread called CHRIS BROWN

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Saturday, 12 May 2012 17:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah we don't need a new thread, although it wouldn't hurt to read the whole thread and avoid repetition

some dude, Saturday, 12 May 2012 17:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

i dunno j0rd, "Don’t fuck with my old bitch it’s like a bad fur/ Every industry nigga done had her" seems pretty pointed coming within days of rihanna/meek mill rumors

― some dude, Saturday, May 12, 2012 12:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whaaat that's pretty awesome for meek mill if true

flopson, Saturday, 12 May 2012 17:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

No one talks about all the women chris brown hasn't beaten

Bandersnatch Cumberbund (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 12 May 2012 17:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

meek mill would so set chris brown straight on this

flopson, Saturday, 12 May 2012 18:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

meek mill is denying the rumors up and down, i'm just saying that struck me as a likely catalyst for the cb track

some dude, Saturday, 12 May 2012 18:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

i sort of hope that people go around agreeing that they hate chris brown and patting each other on the back until long after his pop career is a memory

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Saturday, 12 May 2012 18:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

"yeah we don't need a new thread, although it wouldn't hurt to read the whole thread and avoid repetition"

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Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Saturday, 12 May 2012 18:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

TBF, I'm pretty sure this is the first instance of repetition in the last 10,000,000 ILX posts.

You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 12 May 2012 18:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

jordan's got a low bar for innocuousness

da croupier, Saturday, 12 May 2012 19:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

or inneauxcuous

some dude, Saturday, 12 May 2012 19:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

seaux seaux

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 May 2012 19:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

how is the -eaux thing a new thing. i was seeing it on tennis msgboards in 2001

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Saturday, 12 May 2012 19:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

the rest of the internet has just recently caught up to tennis messageboards from 2001

The Reverend, Saturday, 12 May 2012 20:02 (2 years ago) Permalink


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