Salvia Divinorum (C or D)?

there are plenty of ugly burnout losers videotaping their trips on it and then putting them on youtube if you wish to live vicariously through these ugly burnout losers' totally awesome psychoactive experiences

i'm there!

by that i mean i'm loading up youtube as we speak

I have a bunch of this sitting on a shelf, its probably not any good anymore... I smoked a little bit once and it just made my head buzz irritatingly, maybe I didn't smoke enough or something.

some seriously Insane Clown Posse trailer shit

OTM

OH MY GOD there really are people on youtube doing this shit. fuck me. this si so funny.

crack open an ice cold Mountain Dew, sit back, relax, and take a ride on a dumb guy's astral plane

apparently they showed this on the 11 o clock news somewhere? grab your salvia before they ban it next week

I always assumed this would be some weakass shit, but people here make it sound great.

it reminds me of a combination of nightmares and nitrous, watching these videos

I tried this once and nothing happened. My boyfriend at the time, however, was convinced a stampede of elephants was coming and built a barrier out of all the chairs in his apartment.

LOL AT FIRST YOUTUBE VIDEO FOR "SALVIA"

"wasn't there someone on ILX who had a story about a friend dreaming they were a background tile in NES Contra for 2 years?

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 26 July 2007 03:42 (14 hours ago) Link"

haha! where is this?

ok I don't really want to try this anymore but loool

which one did you see curtis? the sublime shirt kid?

he's like the least awesome of all

yeah that one

"wasn't there someone on ILX who had a story about a friend dreaming they were a background tile in NES Contra for 2 years?

-- Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 26 July 2007 03:42 (14 hours ago) Link"

haha! where is this?

-- creme1, Thursday, July 26, 2007 6:47 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

dunno about the friend but the contra tile was I!

oh ok! sorry, I forgot the exact story.

same here.

ooh ooh i wanna bark like a seal with cerebral palsy and roll around on the floor eating my boogers in the fetal position too

besides reverting to childhood, i thought i could chew the space in the room and suffered from terrible teeth-grinding in my sleep for months afterwards

Haha, Alex's Entire Salvia Trip - Part 1 is pretty entertaining.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WHVHqCQH0_U

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7v_qB8Oc-UA

will oldham likes this shit.

s'aight. it'll be bullshit when it gets scheduled, but no tremendous loss.

will oldham likes to do it with kin, so i'm not surprised

After watching a couple videos, it doesn't look very good. What if you had some strange thought about biting through your tongue? I have little doubt that in the next instant you'd be holding your tongue in your hand and mumbling "wow" over and over while laughing hysterically and bleeding to death.

i don't appreciate your suggestion that people other than rocket physicists do this stuff

After watching a couple videos, it doesn't look very good. What if you had some strange thought about biting through your tongue? I have little doubt that in the next instant you'd be holding your tongue in your hand and mumbling "wow" over and over while laughing hysterically and bleeding to death.

-- dean ge, Thursday, July 26, 2007 7:56 PM (3 hours ago)

This is why it's key to have a sober, intelligent person with you when you do it.

Though to be fair, I'm not sure what a sober intelligent person could do to prevent you from biting through your tongue.

Though to be fair, I'm not sure what a sober intelligent person could do to prevent you from biting through your tongue whether people that use Salvia have any "sober, intelligent" friends.

christ...this dissuades me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXuoPDStmrU

it probably doesn't help to have a bunch of people staring at you, and some salvia kid nattering at you about "the salvia people" the whole time, but from this guy it seems like you'd be well out of reach of all that if you take a big enough hit.

LOL @ slocki's response to salva googler, upthread!

some of those youtube salva vids are dying to have the "where's waldo" shocksite treatment, where the guy who's hit some S.D. up is just about to start spouting off when the screen cuts to big horrible monster scary face and the audio cuts to AAAAAAAAAAARRHHH! Someone plz plz do this & upload to youtube it wd bring tons lolz.

OMG these videos this is my favorite crap I have ever found on youtube

Oddly, me too!

next to that New Order one where Bernard gets all pissed at the guy in the mixing booth

After watching a couple videos, it doesn't look very good. What if you had some strange thought about biting through your tongue? I have little doubt that in the next instant you'd be holding your tongue in your hand and mumbling "wow" over and over while laughing hysterically and bleeding to death.

-- dean ge, Thursday, July 26, 2007 7:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

considering the media scrutiny the drug is facing now, wouldn't you think we would constantly hear about this if it were actually happening? maybe even see some videos?

anyway. I just watched some of the salvia videos on youtube, and holy shit are they ever funny. A+++ would watch again, makes me want to do it (just waiting till it gets scheduled so that the illegality will make it more fun).

Probably nobody has ever thought about biting through their tongue yet. Maybe if you do it now, since I mentioned it, you'll think about it and you will be the first! :-P

nah I'm pretty sure that, with rare exceptions, the idea that hallucinogens --> self-mutilation is just a persistent and pernicious myth dating back to the guy in the '60s who made up the "cautionary tale" about teenage acid heads staring at the sun until they went blind

WHO IS BIG LURCH OF SALVIA PEOPLE?

also guy that thought he was an orange and peeled himself.
http://www.robandree.com/images/pictures/blog/seinfeld.jpg
who are these people?

xpost, ha! There was a news item a while back about a guy who cut his LEG off with a HACK SAW and he and his girlfriend thought it was a pretty good idea up until a few moments after his leg hit the ground. It's a rare exception, sure, but this is also just LSD. LSD never made me as retarded as salvia does to people. Early on, I remember reading the story of a guy who kept trying to put his head through a wall on that erowid site and they were strongly urging people to have babysitters.

xpost man PCP doesn't count, you basically have to be insane and/or retarded in the first place to even do that shit

was someone talking about pcp? I was talking about LSD and Salvia.

big lurch and the orange-peeling dude were both PCP

I couldn't find anything about yr leg-sawing bro, do you have a link? so much misinformation gets out there, I tend to be skeptical about this kind of stuff

Dude, from the look of it they could just leave this stuff legal, as a way of convincing kids that drugs really are as lame as adults always said.

yeah, but you're not seeing what they're seeing

No, I know how that effect goes -- I'm just saying this seriously seems like a bored kid two-minute mindfuck drug of the sort that would make lots of people want to stick to drinking.

I always thought mushrooms were one of the high points of that -- you know, stuff that's not inherently pleasurable, and just breaks your brain in a way that may or may not be awesome -- but legal drugs and pseudo-drugs like this or the bottle of Robo are definitely the kings of it.

it's a long two minutes.

Yeah, you know, there's a reason they don't put warnings on Dramamine or keep it behind the counter. After you've tried it once, you never want to touch anything like that ever again.

let's not turn this thread into erowid guys

the shame that the dimension you are in is a fake

hah. yeah.

i've never done salvia, but anytime w/other stuff it's been like "you are silly monkeys, come back when you are ready to stop fooling around"

but i've never experienced resentment at encroaching into other dimmies or whatever, more just like affectionate older sibling ribbing at lack of solemnity or clearly defined purpose

I mean, I could turn on Backyardigans for the kids and then go into the bathroom like I'm taking a shit or something.

i read this as "then go into the back yard"

like that was a normal thing you'd do when you needed to take a shit. your kids would be like "dad? oh he's just in the back yard, takin a dump"

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_d4HNy6W0QPE/Rv3HQCb0UBI/AAAAAAAABLg/vk-qQO8plhw/s400/physcodelic%2Bouthouse.jpg

I wouldn't mind spending five minutes as a table, tbh.

someone left a vial of this in my room and i figured that as i'd already popped my psychedelic cherry (with cautious and unspectacular doses tho) i wouldn't need a sitter, so this morning i sorta offhandedly took some. haha. like upworthy says, you won't believe what happened next.

Once I was alone and bored, smoked some and spent the next 8 minutes/eternity thinking it had turned me into a schizophrenic who was frozen and mute and all my friends would never know what had happened to me because I would never be able to speak again. Total bug out.

^^^ this. that real hal incandenza shit.

turns out one of my favorite videos is still on YouTube. what happens at 2:07 always makes me laugh uncontrollably

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnwS5sPOzb0

I'm still in awe that this shit was legal. I knew some people who didn't feel much but everyone who tripped had a bad trip. I thought I was the letter F

Hippie friend claimed that the bad trip problem was highly concentrated extracts, you’re really supposed to just chew the leaves for a while.

its funny how this has permanently marred every other type of "legal weed", like some of my friends won't touch Delta 8 because they remember salvia

I'd be immediately wary of cannabis alternatives given how horrendous "Spice" turned out to be. Never heard of Delta 8 until now.

I liked Salvia (that was when it was legal) but never tried the extracts.

I was just listening to this guy on the Entheogenic Evolution podcast who has an interesting sounding book* about the nature of "visionary beings" and also had some pet ideas about affinity for salvia or otherwise.

* https://books.google.co.uk/books/about/They_Shimmer_Within_Cognitive_Evolutiona.html?id=DelHDwAAQBAJ&redir_esc=y

Delta 8 is a slightly altered THC, and it does occur naturally if sparingly in the plant. (Delta 9 is the THC we know.) It's very, very mild, and I wouldn't be using it if I could get the real thing.

yeah it's basically the Bud Lite of weed, similar effect but weaker and kinda different. I wouldn't use it either if I had weed available, but it's not a bad substitute. Particularly the edibles which get me pretty high but not in a full-on panic the way "real" edibles can. Still funny to bring it up like "no seriously, it's *almost* legal weed" and watch people freak out like "no, never again"

i had the saddest, emptiest ego-death experience on salvia. felt more like actual death really

god you guys make it sound real appealing 😱