have you shagged ariane yet?

Done

Xpost 2 Jordan: Oh Snap CHAIN COMBO X3 MULTIPLIER

I like how the first screen implies that you've been leering through the window at her for some time.

INTERNET PORNOGRAPHY IN "ABSENCE OF SOCIALIST REALISM" SHOCKAH

SHE ALWAYS DUMPS ME FOR EATING TOO MUCH AT DINNER AND NOT TALKING ENOUGH

socialist?

anyway
http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/pole3.jpg

louis really picked the wrong time to leave ilx

oh he would have just given her a note and run away

a note with archaic words

I keep getting stuck talking to her over steak - I assume there's somewhere to click and lead you out of the dining room, but I can't find it.

Me: clicks "say something funny"

A: "how about a kiss"

(only option available is "french kiss her")

I tried. I got dumped on the spot.

What a crap date.

lol @ her nipples getting hard after you complement her

hey wow, she invited her friend alexis over for me : )

how do you respond to her?

she asked me "how are you physically?" and the only response i could find was "caress her chest"

grady knows how to work it

xp ok omar little knows how to work it also

every time i complement her the only subsequent actions are all precursors to rape

I tried cheating using the "backspace" key, but then whenever I clicked on the steak I wound up walking in on her in the bathroom

I hugged her three times in a row and she kept complimenting me and telling me how great I am.

TOTAL fag hag.

ok so the trick is: hug her-> compliment her outfit -> read her a poem -> kiss on the cheek

at least to get to the part where she asks you if you are over 18 or not

we are dancing to soft rock

who the fuck walks in to a girl's house on a first date, picks up a book of poems and starts reading?

dudes who GET some milo

lol @ her nipples getting hard after you complement her

-- J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 02:14 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Ha! I never noticed that. I did notice that she has weird-shaped hips.

1 compliment her outfit
2 say something smart
3 kiss her on the cheek

she then asks you if you are over or under 18!

by playing "rock-paper-scissors" (!) I got her to invite me out for a meal. (!??) I complimented her and she said:

"We should hang out downtown, that's where all the cool people are."

UGH, she is a HIPSTER! I packed her in on the spot.

oooh, follow her into the bathroom. Is she into water sports on a blind date?

http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/dressed2.jpg

oh no we swam too soon she got a cramp :( :( :(

you have to get right out of the pool after you get in

also, if you play truth or dare, don't dare her to streak in the frnt yeard

front yard, too

how do you escape the Dinner of Death?

drink eat drink eat talk talk eat PIG
eat drink talk eat drink talk TALK TOO MUCH
eat drink talk drink drink LOL DRUNQ

eat once, drink once, pass the salt when she asks, talk once, compliment once, then get in the pool

http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/frenchkiss1tub.jpg

HOT TUB BITCHES

this is worse than sudoku

Warik

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This chick is psycho.

We had a glass of wine, a steak dinner, went to a nightclub and had some drinks, came back home, then she said this: "You just got here and you already have to use the bathroom? Maybe you should be more prepared and go before you show up."

Next time I offended her by trying to get into the hot tub.... after she had modeled lingerie for me and told me I had to strip down to go in the pool because she didn't have any swimming trunks for me.

People who buy realdolls in 2015 will probably have to go through something like this tedious process before they get any action.

WTF at that kissy-kissy pic. Does she have a lightbulb inside her mouth or something?

http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/fondle1tub.jpg

LOL

total amateur.

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/tits.jpg

if she falls asleep you can like date rap her :/ :/ :/

See, I think a naked Marco Polo threesome + making out in the hot tub on the first night should count for more than 7/10.

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/2girls.jpg

UUUUUMMM

i took her to the art museum and now they are quizzing me on art!!

http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/diningtop1.jpg

Here is Medieval painting. Who painted it? Boticelli or Durer or Da Vinci?

lololol i meant:

http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/museumpic7.jpg

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/swimduo10.jpg

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/blowjob.gif

waaaaaaaau

well that didn't work right

What was it supposed to do?

these things are walkthroughs

i think you're supposed to sleep with her. this game sucks.

"supposed to" i'm not even sure that's the objective

true, we could just be trying to have a nice night with her, form a genuine connection, but this game makes PUAs of us all.

Give her a compliment -> "You look beautiful" -> Read a poem -> "IN XANADU DID KUBLA KHAN"

Hot date 4 sho

Also
"I love Jazz! I think it`s romantic. "
http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/slow1.jpg

This guy needs to team up with ZS

http://sergioboyfriend.com/index-9.shtml

good luck markers

i'll need it

Yes! Finally!

The best I've done so far is sex twice (with the lights off), a sloshed-on-liquor nude feel up on her table right before she passes out and a game of Marco Polo in the pool with Ariane and her friend (once nude, twice splitting the bikini).

― Johnny Fever, Friday, January 18, 2008 4:48 AM (7 years ago)

Oh, apparently I've done it before...SEVEN YEARS AGO.

Lights on this time, though...and twice!

This fuckin thread

rofl JF

Lol this still exists

My philosophical goal is to write the “Great American Visual Novel”

My most regrettable fap

i'm no erotic visual novel historian but if you look in the visual novel section (nsfw obvs) on steam, it appears that the ariane series was hugely influential on the western developed titles. maybe the author did in fact write the Great American Visual Novel