Defend the Indefensible: Cocaine

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remember, the first time is always free, and if you always hit up a new dealer for coke, every time is a first time.

i only drink booze, though.

― gear (gear), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link

So how some when you go into a bar for the first time, the first drink isn't free :(

― TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Coke makes me too speedy, so i drink too much to take the edge off, and even then, I'm not having as much fun as if I'd just had a lot of tequila.

I loved LSD. Past tense.

― Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

coke dealers are notoriously friendly, generous sorts. they add in a key ingredient to their product: care

― gear (gear), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, also who are these dealers

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha ha

― TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I never really got what was supposed to be so great about coke, but I haven't done very much, so maybe I never got great coke. I did get kind of loud and chatty though

― Dominique (dleone), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Young Loudon Chatty... the Third

― TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

It made/makes me EVEN CHATTIER. And seriously, nobody wants that. Everyone wants to be able to get a word in edgewise and still go home at a reasonable hour, right? RIght. So I'll stick to vodka.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:20 (eighteen years ago) link

is snowflake delivery still in service?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:21 (eighteen years ago) link

ah shit wrong thread

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:21 (eighteen years ago) link

doesn't sound like it is on the wrong thread.......!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:22 (eighteen years ago) link

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― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:23 (eighteen years ago) link

It's quite fun but a total waste of money and turns you into a complete wanker when it wears off and makes you badger all your mates to shout you another line. Certain people shouldn't go near it - I've known one guy whose life was pretty much fucked up by too much coke (last I heard he was in prison).

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:23 (eighteen years ago) link

!!!

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Certain people shouldn't go near it

Yes, but it's OK for people like us to

― TS: Mick Ralphs vs. Ariel Bender (Dada), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link

well this goes back to my original point, if you're just an ass you're going to be an ass about coke, pot, booze, smokes, whatever. I mean fuck off with always getting lines off your friends, SHIT'S EXPENSIVE, I mean it's like the friend who "just quit smoking" and ALWAYS bums your cigs no matter how many times you hang out together, they've always "just quit but wanna smoke this one time." O RLY?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

i was once at a party where this dorky guy did some lines for the first time and he was a little nervous about it.

afterwards he actually said out loud "i don't see what the big deal is, i don't feel anything, except it's sort of like i had five espressos. wouldn't it be cheaper to buy espressos?"

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

lol @ dorks

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

well this goes back to my original point, if you're just an ass you're going to be an ass about coke, pot, booze, smokes, whatever.

So not true! I'm only like this when I've had a line, and so are other people I know.

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

oh, well i kinda like it. i don't think its particularly that expensive. i mean a 20 bag can last me like 2 nights of going out, as long as i don't share with any of my coke vulture pals, of which i have many. so like $10/night on drugs, which is the cost of a drink and a half.

it seems like everyone in new york does coke, which makes for very slow moving bathroom lines.

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

xxx ILX gives me all the high I need xxx

― Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link

its way cheaper in america than in the UK. closer to colombia, and all.

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link

It must be much cheaper (or stronger) in the states. Over here it's £50 for two night's worth.

xpost

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link

HI DERE U BUSTED

― FBI Drug Sqaud (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I am not sure if I am reading you right--are you just talking about ppl wanting to do more, or ppl being vultures, or both? Though it doesn't really matter cos in my experience my point still stands. Though yeah there are some ppl who just shouldn't do it at all--though (let me say though one more time) I'm not sure I'm convinced those ppl should be doing any mind-altering substances.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link

how many grams is that?

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link

xx-post

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link

makes partying less tedious

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

If you cut me, I bleed coke, coffee, and emeralds.

― remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

DON'T TEMPT ME

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link

it made this guy ubiquitous, for better or for worse:

ihttp://www.toymania.com/news/images/0205_14tony.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

It can be good in moderation. I'll never turn down a bump or two while out drinking. Doing it alone at home is a huge dud, though, as I learned a few weeks ago.

― josh in sf (stfu kthx), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

are you just talking about ppl wanting to do more, or ppl being vultures, or both?

I suppose I'm just saying the short term craving's incredibly strong, strong enough to override your usual reservations about taking stuff off your mates. If I know there's going to be coke about when I go out, I'll either decide not to do any or try and buy a bit myself. But if you're offered a line unexpectedly, it's quite hard not to get all whiny about wanting another one an hour later.

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Big fancy law firms are FULL of this shit, so I'm not a fan.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link

oh ok, I see what you're saying. I will have to say I think the cigarette thing applies still though, it is a bit of not factoring the cost in your head. They gave me one for free earlier -> same cost to give one for free NOW -> oh and now -> oh and now -> Friend is thinking FUCK OFF AND BUY YR OWN ALREADY but probably still giving them to you not not be a douchebag while secretly wishing to hit you. This doesn't happen with drinks because it's pretty hard to justify mooching multiple "large purchases" (ie $5 a pint or whatever) whereas a single cigarette or single bump doesn't seem like a big economic hit.

Plus yeah you just want some!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:47 (eighteen years ago) link

i only drink booze, though.

You must be quite dehydrated.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Just curious, has anybody else done so much that they became over-stimulated and fell asleep?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link

haha no comment

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:50 (eighteen years ago) link

The difference btween coke and cigs is that fags are constantly available for purchase. If you want some coke and the only possible source is your friends, then you've got no other choices than moaning to them or putting up with the craving.

xxxpost

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:51 (eighteen years ago) link

fags are constantly available for purchase.

I shouldn't have written that with so many Americans present.

― chap who would dare to tell uninteresting celeb spotting stories (chap), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I have no problem sleeping on the stuff. It makes me kind of mellow, strangely enough.

― josh in sf (stfu kthx), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:54 (eighteen years ago) link

haha true, generally, or there are generally more sources for bumming. I am coming from a viewpoint of a person who has lived in cities where drug vendors were about as ubiquitous in a bar as cig vendors (actually more so in NY since they got rid of all the smoking indoors, you actually have to leave the bar now to purchase cigs!)

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link

you actually have to leave the bar now to purchase cigs!

untrue

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:56 (eighteen years ago) link

If you decide to share your drugs with your friends, especially a drug like cocaine that makes people compulsive, you have to be ready to keep sharing or incur a certain amount of resentment. I share cigarettes readily with the homeless and the needy (as I define it) 'cause I have had to bum smokes too. However, my friends that have quit and then decide, drunkenly, that they want to smoke annoy with one exception. If he wants to smoke more than one, he ends up invariably buying a pack, smoking a few, and giving it to me later on.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:56 (eighteen years ago) link

The post-coke embarassment is nothing like post-E embarassment. Talking shit vs. everyone's my best friend ever and oh this carpet feels so good and ooooh need more water... A drug that turns you into an asshole is inherently better than one that turns you into a hippie.

― Big Willy and the Twins (miloaukerman), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:58 (eighteen years ago) link

generally true, JW, unlike in DC and (last I was in) London where it was never true. That being said both those cities doing away with teh smoking so who knows.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:59 (eighteen years ago) link

ugh, its hard for me to fall asleep after i've done a lot. which extra sucked when i used to live next to a catholic school, and my little balcony overlooked its playground - so when i would be lying in bed at 8am, i could hear all the little kiddies getting to school and playing tag or basketball, and then i would feel like a bad person. not as bad, i guess, as if i were a pedophile and peeping out the window at the little children, but still.

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:59 (eighteen years ago) link

and you know, the coke you're snorting was probably smuggled into the states through some mule's lower intestines and then shit out. all so some fucking hipsters can feel like they had five espressos.

― mike a, Friday, 21 April 2006 18:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I have no tolerance for someone who shows up unprepared. However, if I have a lot of cigs, I figure it's worth bumming them to a person I know is going to feel guilty enough to buy me a few drinks.

― josh in sf (stfu kthx), Friday, 21 April 2006 18:00 (eighteen years ago) link

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Once the drug is cleared from the body, the wounds do heal, leaving behind a shiny scar.

oh my God it does this WHILE YOU'RE HIGH that is fucked up.

― love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

oh ha, this thread. boy was i doing a lot of bad things in 2006...

― phil-two, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:02 (twelve years ago) link

not as bad, i guess, as if i were a pedophile and peeping out the window at the little children, but still.

Yeah, this seems like kind of a low bar?

― manager expects you to work past 6PM but won't allow you to change into (Laurel), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:14 (twelve years ago) link

man why did i wait to coke up until it was too late

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:29 (twelve years ago) link

tempted to post some krokodil vidz from utube

― # (Lamp), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

dat shit is nuts

― ☂ (max), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:43 (twelve years ago) link

lol Laurel

― love in a grain elevator (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 03:05 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://news.yahoo.com/police-seize-record-300-mln-cocaine-haul-140351877.html

― Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

http://slatest.slate.com/posts/2011/08/09/drug_dealers_may_have_wiped_out_uncontacted_amazon_tribe.html

― jon/via/chia/pet 2.0 (kkvgz), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

The Godmother is dead!

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/09/03/2983362/cocaine-godmother-griselda-blanco.html

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBQJ__I_kPQ

― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 16 January 2014 08:40 (ten years ago) link

Greece 0.1% thanks a bunch Merkel. :^(

― UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 January 2014 10:04 (ten years ago) link

eight months pass...

http://priceonomics.com/how-the-war-on-drugs-killed-the-mcdonalds-coffee

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 September 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link

it would be a riot if as a result of this thread ppl who used to have a taste for the stuff all relapsed and started posting shit like DEFEND, WHATEVER, TRANS X LIVING ON VIDEO BEST SONG EVER, LISTEN TO THAT SHIT, I HAVE AN UNCLE IN POLITICS DON'T FUCK WITH ME
― gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, September 3, 2010 1:49 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the best.

― how's life, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 14:16 (nine years ago) link

...when you cant get speed and your friends give it to you?

― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link

five years pass...

I was seeing this guy but I broke it off because his friends use coke. I mean, he's all like, "but we have so much in common." And I'm like "you're delusional, WE DO NOT." I've lost so many friendships over this, I've had to cut so many people out of my life. I won't associate with people once I've found out that they go to those rich people parties where there is coke. It makes me sick. I used to live in a lower class neighborhood where you could see expensive cars lined up on a Friday night on the worst street in the neighborhood. They'd line up, get their coke, and no consideration whatsoever for the community that they do their transaction in. People were getting shot in front of my building. When I was a kid, I had to pass a notorious crack house to get to the 7-11 to buy candy. At the end of the day, people I thought were my friends or allies live in an idiot insipid world.

It's no wonder I gave up the yuppie lifestyle and moved home to be with my peeps. I just couldn't take the alienation anymore.

My friends these days are people who have used the stuff and deeply regret it.

― Stuffed Wizard (I M Losted), Sunday, 27 October 2019 23:57 (four years ago) link

So then, he can't take no for an answer and wants to be FB friends or follow me on social media and I'm like, "no, what I found out about you means you do not understand and will never understand, I feel betrayed, please get out of my life. I don't want anything to do with you or your stupid coke friends."

― Stuffed Wizard (I M Losted), Monday, 28 October 2019 00:36 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

It has acc started 😭 #ItsCominHome pic.twitter.com/CakfhshShT
— MsTee🌹 (@foreigntee02) July 11, 2021

― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 July 2021 16:26 (two years ago) link

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