The most upfront sexual proposition you have ever made/received to/from someone you've just met

that if you do this now, you'd be killed?

ooh! IS this a position?!? ha ha

this happened to me a couple of weeks ago! except the guy was young and pretty hot! but i still didnt go out with him.

Well, he was imparting this wisdom some 20 years ago. Those were different times, as the poet once said. Plus, I think there might have been a statistical possibility "learning moment" imbedded in there somewhere. Jeez, can you imagine a high-school teacher telling that story in class nowadays? You could end up on the six o'clock news.

Having reread the original thread topic, I realize my other story doesn't count. But I remember that I did have a young woman (she said 18) e-mail me a few years back to tell me she loved my writing would therefore like to (ahem) love me. An offer of sex sight unseen isn't nearly as flattering as I would have thought.

We went out for a month, during which time we actually managed not to be having sex. [sighs]

http://www.princeton.edu/~ferguson/adw/tintin/Haddock.gif

...what, of their VD?

If you are hanging out with married couples, you should always find out early on if any of them are swingers. You can do this in a number of ways which are not rude, like for example asking a third party. This is so that you do not find yourself ambushed on the sofa at 3am drunk and retarded and unable to remember that you are in a living room which does not belong to either of you.

She had fantastic tits, though.

(note: that's the way I proposition people, nudge nudge wink wink)

I just find it very distasteful to be all like, well, ya wanna fuck for no apparent reason. I mean, at least go through the motions of romance for five minutes first, jesus fucking christ.

"My name is Samantha. My name is Tiffany. What the fuck ever. I'm here alone and I live right around the corner."

In front of all of us!!!

I've had random older men come up to me and propose marriage. Always at the same bar in Austin. Hmm.

so one time, when i was living in philly, i and some friends of mine got drug to see some horrible play my roommate was involved in and needless to say i drank about 19 beers (this is sadly not an exxxageration) during said performance (after which i got on stage and played "the blues"...but that's another story). so afterwards we're - this is mostly people i went to college with most of whom i had since fallen out of contact with - trying to figure out where to go and there's this all night diner around the block, so we go. now, once there i'm seated next to this girl who i UTTERLY hated during college, because she was a pretentious art bitch, but who was way way hott and who had been making googly eyes at me all night because since i stopped eating and started taking lots of drugs i had somehow transmogrified into the waif-like indie boys she usually went for. so i order - insanely since my stomach was already doing the jungle gym - cheese fries and she gets a waffle. and we're exchanging banter and at one point i lean over and - drunk as a skunk - rest my head on her breasts and say, "you know, i really hate you." she just laughs. so then during the food, i start to dip my fries into her syrup. she goes, "are you sure you can handle that?" and i reply, within full earshot of the ten people around the table, "of course, you bitch...you should see the way i handle the cheese fry in my pants." stunned silence follows, before some brings up something else and we move on. then, outside the restaurant, as we're splitting up. she says to me, "so are you going to show me how you handle it?" by that point i was totally all "so what i'm drunk" and seeing my deer-like expression she says - TOTALLY DEADPAN - "your cheese fry."

so we went back to my house and fucked.

and then, i threw up on her.

THE END

oh, gaypaws

I don't remember this at all, but apparently a bunch of years back I was leaving a party really, really drunk, and a friend introduced me to some guy. I just said to him, "Hello, you're a very attractive man, but I have to go now. I'll talk to you about having sex tomorrow."

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/SpongeBob-SquarePants-p47.jpg

hello yes im call re: our appointment to discuss having sex

lol!

yes that right, im the drunk girl who touched yr hair last night

woh, i have so many of these that i could do my own thread.

ikr? it's kinda touching that this seems to be a rare enough occurrence that it merits noting for non-gays.

As much as straight guys are cool around us gay dudes, it still surprises a few of'em when we get flirty and even hit on them -- that's what guys do!

When I was a shy teen dork with a mohawk I was walking through the city one time, and this old-school punk girl introduced herself by saying, "Can I have you?" Nervous and shocked, I replied, "What for?" "Dirty sex." "Um...sorry, I have to go."

a friend and i are currently trying to persuade a straight boy to come to a gay bashment night with us - it is proving to be something of an uphill struggle, even the most open-minded dudes are making excuses with a quickness!

(it's for a project)

sandy, i hope your hair tottered when you spoke.

No doubt.

i once got rid of a crude proposer by asking him agreeably if he minded waiting for a minute while i went and drained my catheter bag.

(it's for a project)

Is this like a "get a 'straight' man to have sex with you" project? I've heard a rumor that you get a free toaster at a local bar if you complete that "project."

gays u r next level, i salute u

damn right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlrkUmMk3U4

I used to have to walk down this real cruisy stretch of road to get to work, and one day this older guy just started talking to me and within 30 seconds was like, "Come back to my place." I politely declined but he was real insistent, and added, "It'll only take five minutes." Could not understand why he considered that something that would make his offer more appealling, but he did shout it at me repeatedly as I walked away - "Just five minutes! Just five minutes!"