Holy fuckfarts, has the site layout changed?

It's German for forwards, as in the phrase "rückwärts und fückfärts"

No April 1st is April. Like a lame April fool's Day joke.

My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

Enjoy, lex!

That was a bit unneccessary.

What happened? I thought I only had two pints of bitter down the pub.

Trace, the thread title was unneccesary, but Lex specifically asked about the origins of the phrase. I was just trying to point him in a helpful direction!

norah jones fan-fic what next?

Nora Barnacle should be a second tier character on Spongebob though, for real.

this thread has lived down to its promise.

I like the new look!

Was at my son's school last night and their guest wifi server was blocking ilx due presumably due to a Trojan threat. Wonder if that has anything to do with the site changes going on?

Is there a ILX healthcare plan? It looks like there's an ILX healthcare plan now.

This is happening increasingly often. What usually happens is a site where we've linked to an image a zillion years ago shuts up shop, then the domain gets bought by spammers, and they start serving malware to people who visit the page with images on.

Then Google blocks us because we appear to serve malware. I get automated messages about it from Amazon and delete the posts asap, but it still means some warnings appear. xp