Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

You used to sushi, vino, and some calamari
You want a nigga who might grown up and be somebody

U fuck aroun be a for ten omma fay(d/s)

Tricks sell a nice dream, but bitch you'd have better luck
Trying to find 2pac than me buyin' you something off the ice cream truck

when you spit bout shit you did you better spit it right
cause i ain't only break ya jaw im'a break ya mike

bitch i got a bunch of names
gettin head in the HOV lane

yes!!

UH! Now what you know about them Texas boys?
Comin' down in candy toys, smokin' weed and talkin' noise

Some be testin'
Keepin' 'em guessin'
Smile on my face
Got the Smith & Wesson

CATCH HIM IN A DARK ALLEY
AND HIT HIS ASS WITH THE GRAND FINALE

The law ain't concerned, they love us hustlers and dealers
They wanna tear our houses down so they can build some Ikeas

oink oink bellow from the bacon with the brawniest frame/that roll on your hood like Tawny Kitaen

yall messin with some gangstas, riders, 9/11 survivors
if yall still want beef than holla

want to put this in the "mundanities of rap" thread, but can't find it:

And for the last 300 months
I made 16 albums with me on the front

Pick up the handle and insert the potion
Cock the shit back in a calm-like motion

i'm a young black man
that's a dangerous profession
any more gun questions
ask charlton heston

But I'm no sandwich, more like a manwich
Or maybe like a meal, which is much more real

Why that? Why this?
Niggas wanna hijack the flyness
I'm on a whole nother plane

Bitches think that I'm Dominican, slaf-hash Indian
Milk on my moustache, drop to my chinny-chin

either you go crash-and-burn
or wake up in the morning with cash to earn, tiger

I turned around and replied "why yes
but I prefer the term African American Express"

oink oink bellow from the bacon with the brawniest frame/that roll on your hood like Tawny Kitaen

What's this from?!

Eight maniac cats strapped with gats, you can hate that
Face facts, fake rap cats can't take back what I took back to the Brook, look

dont holla at me i might get mad and pop my chrome
murk ya, then hit the studio and drop my song

so take yo ass to the battleground
rat-a-tat-tat like that is how my gat'll sound

i know u mad hatin
but my infrared beams spot u like a dalmation

In earlier times I would rhyme at the drop of a dime
Designing my freestyle lines one second ahead of the time I said 'em.

Speed off, officer told me turn the beat off
I turned it a level higher, then returned the devil's fire

big seats, big trucks
gotta have room for
big nuts

Ma$e, can you please stop smoking lala
Puff, why try? I'm a thug, I'mma die high

We make hits that'll rearrange your whole set
And got a Benz that I ain't even drove yet

Always chasin after chicks, but the cause is lost
Ladies call me Bill Gates cuz I'm micro-soft

they bout to catch me at the rose bowl game
in a fo do' range

the meetings were boring
for real i was snoring

It looks weird, your head is triangle
Like a mango, something I snack on

lolkoolkeith

Cause my speaker box the biggest trunk sound like a midget
Tryna get up out of there 15's stay hittin

T.I. "Let My Beat Pound"

lol if u fat white virgin boyz come to the hood u gonna get raped

^ ethan back already?

bring back bring back arch deluxe bitch

YOUR PHONEBOOK AINT FOOL ME YA CHEATING BITCH
YOU THINK I AIN'T KNOW WHO 'OBE RYANT' IS??

The police dem have a little gun
So when I'm on the streets I walk around with a bigger one!

loll hoos what is that

from this dub union mixtape i found on the floor of my car

lol that's a dope line

YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHO 'OLF BLITZER' IS??

i sip the dom p watching gandhi til i'm charged
writin in my book of rhymes all the words past the margins

i leave my competition respirator style
climbed the latter to success escalator style

climbed the ladder, duh

idk i kinda dig the idea of climbing a respirator to success

compelling somehow

yeah it's deep if u really think about it

slowest of burners

i leave my competition respirator style
climbed the latter to success escalator style

― wow heaven is cool (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, March 10, 2009 5:55 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fab flipped that rhyme better on "breathe" IMO:

How I address the haters and under estimaters
And ride up on them like they escalators
They shook up and hooked up to respirators
On they last breath talking to investigators