oof that key change
― goole, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
Some overdue entries here:
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
my current headliners for the worst two songs i've heard this year:Anjulie - Behind the MusicAlyssa Reid and Jump Smokers - Alone Again
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
lol Karmin
my main reaction to them on SNL was "did the world need a rapping Jessie J?"
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
That Alyssa Reid song was around last year, in which I posted it in the Hip Hop Power Ballad thread as being the logical conclusion of the form. Though it appears they've now made it worse since the version I knew of featured some rapper named P Reign, not this white dude.
― MarkoP, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
thank you for the inclusion of karmin
― teledyldonix, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
hahah omg that alyssa reid song
― teledyldonix, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
WHAT THE HELL re: Alyssa Reid/Jump Smokers
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
I mean, how did this happen
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
omg lol @ Anjulie
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
who was the genius who said "you know what would make Jordin Sparks' 'Battlefield' better, is bad rapping"
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
half the major label A&Rs in 2010-2011?
― DNRIYHM NATION 1814 (some dude), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
the appropriation of occupy imagery to support anjulie's crappy, soulless crusade against crappy, soulless music is particularly offensive
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 17:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
my understanding is that the alyssa reid track went to #1 in canada; the revised format has gone to #1 in the uk
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 17:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
The Alyssa Reid track never got to #1 in Canada, or at least not on the Canadian Hot 100. We just finally got a Canadian number #1 that wasn't related to some sort of event or charity a few weeks ago with Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe, the first since Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend.
― MarkoP, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 17:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
Jesus, that autotune fast vibrato thing they've got all the girls doing is horrifying.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 1 March 2012 06:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
WOW "Alone Again" is so terrible I had to turn it off before the second chorus. speaking of which, does it strike anyone else as kind of... out of place?
like, I always took the Heart song as a kind of desperate aching love plea—'how do I get you alone (so that I can tell you all my feelings and the naughty things I want to do with you, because oooh baby I got it bad 4 u)'—whereas Alyssa Reid is like, 'how do I get you alone, wait I mean me not alone, because I am so lonely right now that I can't even write a proper hook'
― Despite all my cheek, I am still just a freak on a leash (bernard snowy), Thursday, 1 March 2012 12:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
till now, I always got by on my own / then you broke up with me / uhhh where was I again? / ...take it away, Jump Smokers!
― Despite all my cheek, I am still just a freak on a leash (bernard snowy), Thursday, 1 March 2012 12:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
I can't really pick one piece of sweetcorn out of Kid Cudi's new album as WZRD but it's the worst thing I've heard so far in 2012, and I've heard the Ting Tings album
here is a youtube with excerpts from all its anaemic shitawful Garageband songs
― Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 1 March 2012 12:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
The most utterly generic thing I could imagine possible in 2012.
― boxedjoy, Thursday, 1 March 2012 13:03 (1 year ago) Permalink
i always thought cudi was a special level of terrible but that collection of album cuts is just shocking
― drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 March 2012 13:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
okay I listened to almost that entire Cudi youtube posted here, and while I don't wanna judge him too harshly on the basis of out-of-context excerpts, can I just say: 'most people are pussies' is not a very good lyric. and this album sounds about as sonically adventurous as MILK on TOAST
― Despite all my cheek, I am still just a freak on a leash (bernard snowy), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
cudi actually got mad at his label for 'undershipping' 50k copies of the WZRD album
― some dude, Friday, 2 March 2012 15:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
okay so many lols in this Cudi Youtube
this is terrible
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
I kind of want to hear the entirety of "Love Hard" though, it sounds hilarious
my little sister was *at one point, a few years ago) a serious cudi stan—I'll have to ask her opinion on this next time I see her
― Despite all my cheek, I am still just a freak on a leash (bernard snowy), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
It's amazing, right? In the Pines!
― drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg what the hell is this
"What would you do/If your friends said/That I was dead" <--- are you a 13 year old goth
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://youtu.be/dpGbm08Mers here's the full "Love Hard"
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
it's bad that I'm considering getting this album solely for comedy purposes, right
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, 2 March 2012 15:33 (1 year ago) Permalink
Not at all, I am too!
― drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 March 2012 16:20 (1 year ago) Permalink
this is late 2011 but i just heard it and it's super horrible!
― goole, Friday, 2 March 2012 16:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
I don't understand what is happening
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 March 2012 16:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
god that macklemore thing is horrible
― Totes le Héros (contenderizer), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
ok i haven't listened to that macklemore and i can only see half the title but based on what i know of that guy i'm gonna guess it's the first hip hop song to sample The Hooters?
― the wild eyed boy from soundcloud (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
it's mocking stuff like the r.i.o. ft u-jean track, right? but so abysmal, even in comparison.
― Totes le Héros (contenderizer), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
the macklemore thing is so bad I would rather listen to Kid Cudi
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
i wish, xxp
― Totes le Héros (contenderizer), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
COME BACK THE STREETS, ALL IS FORGIVEN
― Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
xpost
haha i was wrong and it's somehow worse
also macklemore looks like the youngest dude that works at every muffler shop in south minneapolis
― the wild eyed boy from soundcloud (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
think that's the name of his new mixtapebut all the s's are $'s
― drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Yah, man...you definitely got some holes from rust, we're probably going to have to replace the whole thing....new you're talking $400 for the parts plus labor"
― the wild eyed boy from soundcloud (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
kid cudi sampler track is mind-blowingly bad, too. so dismal! snapshots from an album made while asleep. kind of want to hear the whole thing.
― Totes le Héros (contenderizer), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
i'm gonna guess it's the first hip hop song to sample The Hooters?These guys did it in 97:
― MarkoP, Friday, 2 March 2012 17:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 12:18 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― MarkoP, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 12:38 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Alyssa Reid didn't go to #1 in Canada but it was the most requested/played/etc. Canadian song on Canadian radio of 2011. Not in any particular week, just like...consistently, overall, etc. it was spun more times than any other Canadian song.
― Somewhere between Fergie and Jesus (Alex in Montreal), Friday, 2 March 2012 20:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
it's amazing it's been played at all is what i'm saying
― drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 March 2012 20:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
Macklemore the first track on this thread that I haven't been able to listen to all the way through.
― I Fucked Up (jer.fairall), Monday, 5 March 2012 14:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
FUCK YOU
― unregistered, Monday, 3 December 2012 02:48 (5 months ago) Permalink
oh god that weird and wonderful song is painful
so much suck
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 December 2012 02:57 (5 months ago) Permalink
Already over 9M views on YouTube
maybe I'm naive but I have never seen product placement on such a level. i guess after the stonking success of "On the Floor" Swarovski and BMW (and everyone else) realised what a relative steal this sort of advertising is?
in any case this isn't just a little product drop near the beginning it is CONSTANT throughout the video
I am having second thoughts about hating this song though because it makes me want to hear Funky Kingston all the time, and anything that makes you want to hear Funky Kingston all the time can't be all bad, right?
Also I keep thinking Pitbull's on the verge of going "my my my MY MUSIC HITS ME, SO HARD"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 December 2012 09:49 (5 months ago) Permalink
actually hate this a lot less than "Matilda" which I honestly thought was by Ween at first
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 December 2012 09:51 (5 months ago) Permalink
Popjustice uncovered this the other day. Lads.
― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 6 December 2012 10:34 (5 months ago) Permalink
― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 6 December 2012 11:44 (5 months ago) Permalink
Ha, I was nodding my head, thinking "Yeah, this looks pretty bad" - and then the vocals came in! Real lols.
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 6 December 2012 12:04 (5 months ago) Permalink
nothing bad about that cubicle song. fun, carefree, and they seem honest, no pretention.
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Thursday, 6 December 2012 12:33 (5 months ago) Permalink
Seriously, I would rather listen to that 500000000 times than ever hear Matilda or Pitbull again in my life
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 December 2012 12:46 (5 months ago) Permalink
real music for real people
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 6 December 2012 12:47 (5 months ago) Permalink
what is the man doing with his eyes at 1:02?
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 6 December 2012 12:49 (5 months ago) Permalink
there's nothing egregiously wrong with that Pitbull song...?
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:19 (5 months ago) Permalink
people just be hatin on pitbull
― some dude, Thursday, 6 December 2012 13:48 (5 months ago) Permalink
http://youtu.be/iGNIDXUaVts
Ark Music Factory is working with some big names for the next holiday.
― cr4bdbgs, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:36 (5 months ago) Permalink
okay no
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:37 (5 months ago) Permalink
― cr4bdbgs, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:37 (5 months ago) Permalink
I got as far as "here comes my home town/feels good to get my wheels down" and I couldn't continue
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:38 (5 months ago) Permalink
"I've got a little plan for you" has got to be the creepiest Christmas greeting I've ever heard.
― cr4bdbgs, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:40 (5 months ago) Permalink
What a day music that makes me cringe is having:
― cr4bdbgs, Thursday, 6 December 2012 18:02 (5 months ago) Permalink
1435!
― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:59 (5 months ago) Permalink
An amazing day for shit sandwiches everywhere
― billstevejim, Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:15 (5 months ago) Permalink
Tulisa song: boring as hell, but also totally generic and forgettable. So are we now at the point where people are coming up who can say that Katy Perry was their biggest influence, growing up?
aaaahaahaha "Weird and Wonderful" HAS to be a joke. Please.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 8 December 2012 18:45 (5 months ago) Permalink
I feel too sorry for that song to actually hate it.
― Room 227 (cryptosicko), Saturday, 8 December 2012 19:17 (5 months ago) Permalink
my promo copy of the cubical album (one of a handful of actual promo cds i have received this year !) has a sticker with some quotes on it.
top of the list is this one :
"if you like your rock'n'roll primal and pounding and your vocals gritty and growly, then meet liverpools answer to the magic band' : the guardian.
― mark e, Saturday, 8 December 2012 20:34 (5 months ago) Permalink
i think i like just about every pitbull youtube posted itt
― flopson, Saturday, 8 December 2012 20:57 (5 months ago) Permalink
Uh, you got a... Bingo.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 8 December 2012 21:26 (5 months ago) Permalink
did we do a 2013 version yet?cuz here's one: a parody version of a macklemore song that's somehow even worse than the originalhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=JrprQuYo6rY
― an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 January 2013 19:48 (4 months ago) Permalink
Oh ffs...Rolling Worst Songs of 2013
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 19 January 2013 20:43 (4 months ago) Permalink
thx
― an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 January 2013 21:23 (4 months ago) Permalink
DISGUSTING
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Saturday, 9 February 2013 05:32 (3 months ago) Permalink
is this here yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkyCOOV0VQ0
― goole, Thursday, 14 February 2013 17:38 (3 months ago) Permalink
easy winner imo
will.i.am - Scream & Shout (Remix) ft. Britney Spears, Hit Boy, Waka Flocka Flame, Lil Wayne & Diddy.
― skeet-skeet-gate (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 15 February 2013 07:52 (3 months ago) Permalink
lol, i refuse to listen to that
― Even by Zales standards, that's sad. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 February 2013 05:06 (3 months ago) Permalink
Waka's verse on that is...something.
― ta-nehisi goatse (fadanuf4erybody), Sunday, 17 February 2013 06:01 (3 months ago) Permalink
the video is extremely awkward to watch
― skeet-skeet-gate (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Sunday, 17 February 2013 06:37 (3 months ago) Permalink
I got to 1:36! How did you all do?
― Evan, Sunday, 17 February 2013 06:43 (3 months ago) Permalink
It's nearly 6 minutes!! Watched the whole thing somehow. The hook (the whole song) is so flat and lifeless.
― skeet-skeet-gate (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Sunday, 17 February 2013 06:48 (3 months ago) Permalink
i thought there would be one artist on there i didn't actively feel embarrassed for, but no luck. and really, whats the deal w/ the attempted posh accent
― chilli, Sunday, 17 February 2013 07:12 (3 months ago) Permalink
If that can be topped for worst song...watched the whole thing...devastating.
― Badmotorfinger Debate Club (MFB), Sunday, 17 February 2013 09:09 (3 months ago) Permalink
oh mannnnnn was that ever a chore. I don't know if it'll really be the worst song of the year, but it's certainly boring as hell. Nobody coming off good there.
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 03:04 (3 months ago) Permalink
oops should this be on the 2013 thread?
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 03:05 (3 months ago) Permalink
i can't tell if britney is trying a british accent with that. her lady sovereign getup is also quite something.
are all of them trying to parody random artists? britney's faux accent and chav getup suggest lady sovereign. will.i.am sure seems to be doing a kanye parody. meanwhile waka says "yolo" and "ice like a$ap"??? and then hit-boy rapping like 4 bars? this is so weird.
weezy, of course, has been in a constant state of self parody for the past couple years now
― cocktail onion (fennel cartwright), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 03:15 (3 months ago) Permalink
it's pretty likely that britney has no idea who lady sovereign is
― william tyler the creator (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 16:48 (3 months ago) Permalink
she's probably just aping madonna and nicki's fake brit accents