Yeah, I mean espirit de l'escalier and everything but I don't have the talent to laugh in those sort of situations. All I feel is fear, anger and hatred. If I could make heads explode the pavement would be lousy with brains, let me tell you.
― tanuki, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 02:15 (twelve years ago) link
i would probably just stare him down like an idiot though i do think my glare packs some punch. i scribbled a nasty note across the cover of a gay weekly that someone keeps flipping over to hide photoshopped abs? at a coffee shop i frequent. here now and it isnt flipped over! small victories.
― lil kink (Matt P), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago) link
i don't encounter that sort of thing very much but i would like to tell these people that they are really, really bad christians
― althea and (donna rouge), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 02:51 (twelve years ago) link
ime the quickest most efficacious response for ppl like that is "fuck you"
so 2 baristas at my coffeeshop have given me "looks" in the past few weeks
and it's kind of buggin me out, i mean i don't really have any options here except to drink a lot of coffee, what am i gonna do put myself out there at the register
― surm, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 03:42 (twelve years ago) link
also i could have sworn one of them was straight! but today i noticed he shaved his beard and when i smiled at him he semi-definitely *smiled* back and it totally messed with my head. maybe i just couldn't see his smile before bc of his beard?
― surm, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 03:47 (twelve years ago) link
do some salacious java-related banter
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 03:54 (twelve years ago) link
That preacher in front of Old Navy has been since I moved here in 2004. He is there pretty much every single time I've walked by there, which used to every morning and afternoon.
He's less fun than the FBI STOP RAPING MY WIFE guy.
― garbage corn fan (Je55e), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 03:54 (twelve years ago) link
oh god the past half hour is everything shambolic about my life summed up
12:10 - realisation that i have no immediate work or stress today + strong desire to get out of house for first time in 48 hours + oh look the cinema 10 mins from my house is showing the artist at 12.50, just enough time to shower and walk there for a spontaneous treat!12:40 - out of shower, just gonna sync ipod
IPOD DIES, ERASES ALL MUSIC ON ITSELF FOR NO REASON, HAS TO BE RESTORED TO FACTORY SETTINGS
12:50 - finally get ipod syncing again. but it now has to sync all 3000 songs that were originally on it instead of just a couple
13:00 - still syncing. realise there is no point going to cinema any more. should possibly have just left ipod syncing and gone but have realised too late. HATE MY LIFE
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 13:15 (twelve years ago) link
am probably just going to sit in my bedroom for the rest of the day because i cannot be fucking trusted to engage practically with life at all because IT ALWAYS GOES WROOOOOOONG
and a button ripped off my coat as well, obviously physical objects joining in with technology's guerrilla warfare against my life KMT KMT
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 13:16 (twelve years ago) link
The Artist is lame, but might be better with a house soundtrack.
― dead-trius (Eric H.), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 14:47 (twelve years ago) link
Oh. My. God.
Gays:
I think/am p sure Facebook just friend-recommended this guy who I hooked up with once at the Cock, who I exchanged absolutely no information with other than first name. Dude has 80 friends and we have 0 in common but I mean unless it's another shaved-headed goateed Brazilian named F4bi0 who just looks super familiar...
― I have one thing to say: "Roxanne Shanté" (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:51 (twelve years ago) link
that is not surprising, it's a small world of fags
― surm, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:53 (twelve years ago) link
fabio, the brazilian
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago) link
But he's, like, FROM BRAZIL! I'm p sure he was just there on vaca!
― I have one thing to say: "Roxanne Shanté" (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago) link
How in fucking hell is this possible??
― I have one thing to say: "Roxanne Shanté" (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link
Coincidence and synchronicity rule my life.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link
he's probably hooked up or friended other people from the cock or another place like it. believe me, the cock was a way of getting around. what happens at the cock does not stay at the cock.
― surm, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago) link
cept for what hits the floor
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago) link
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, February 29, 2012 8:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this made me laugh so damn hard
― lil kink (Matt P), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link
ON THE MENU THIS MORNING: WAHH I DON'T HAVE TO DO ANY WORK TODAY MY LIFE IS MIIISERABLE vs. FABIO, THE BRAZILIAN FACEBOOK FRIENDED ME HOW WEIRD!
― lil kink (Matt P), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
VS CEPT FOR WHAT HITS THE FLOOR
― lil kink (Matt P), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago) link
i've heard so many stories along the lines of "facebook can't possibly know that" but never experienced it myself, the only people it suggests are people i dislike with whom i have all too many mutual friends
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link
http://991.com/newGallery/Millie-Jackson-Feelin-Bitchy-542972.jpg
― lil kink (Matt P), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 18:38 (twelve years ago) link
mee-ow
― tanuki, Thursday, 1 March 2012 21:32 (twelve years ago) link
roffling from 'fabio, the brazilian.'
let me tell you, stevie, fbook has suggested some people and my jaw has dropped significantly. and then other people never get rec'd. it is a seeming mix of makes sense and totally random.
― Sophomore subs are the new Smith lesbians. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:12 (twelve years ago) link
in other news, i am moving out of my house at the end of this month.
― Sophomore subs are the new Smith lesbians. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:13 (twelve years ago) link
also donna, tell me what yr bf does or whatever. or does he have things out. or something.
― Sophomore subs are the new Smith lesbians. (the table is the table), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:14 (twelve years ago) link
i came out to my brother on saturday night, it went really well
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:17 (twelve years ago) link
tabes!
also: go j0rdan!
― tanuki, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:17 (twelve years ago) link
i should tell my parents before i leave here wed morning since i'm getting tired of being coy with my mom about what i'm doing (pretending that my boyfriend isn't my boyfriend and/or pretending like he doesn't exist) but... it's hard
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:18 (twelve years ago) link
t, here's his website
we spent all day together on saturday - biergarten in silverlake followed by cuddling in the park followed by chinese food followed by the strangest karaoke bar i have ever been to (we were also the only people there for like an hour and a half, so it was just us and the hosts singing). he sang "crush on you" and dedicated it to me.
srsly in love tbqfh
xp wtg j0rdan!
― althea and (donna rouge), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:20 (twelve years ago) link
donna that sounds hella dope
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:21 (twelve years ago) link
awesome, sarge
Any chance of hangin' tomorrow night?
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:23 (twelve years ago) link
the only gay news I have is that I'm pretty sure I'm in love, which is very strange and unprecedented for me.
― tanuki, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:24 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, sorry, i've been predictably very busy
i could likely meet you for some drinks as long as you don't mind on meeting later (like, 9:30 or 10)
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:24 (twelve years ago) link
being away from my boyfriend for a few days has reminded me that i have pretty strong feelings for him
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:25 (twelve years ago) link
weird timez in the gay thread
tanuki i feel the same way kinda
― althea and (donna rouge), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:26 (twelve years ago) link
like i've never been this OMGSQUEEEEE about a guy before
i'm really sorry about this but i can never remember
tanuki = c0rey or plax?
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:28 (twelve years ago) link
I can swing it if it's in the 9 - 9:30 range but I'm flexible tomorrow night cuz I don't have to be up ridiculously early Wed morning.
yeah I don't know what to make of this season yet either
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:29 (twelve years ago) link
alright alfred, i'll text you tomorrow at some point either way
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:30 (twelve years ago) link
I'm C0rey
xps it's also worrying because our educational path will inevitably diverge. I mean, what will happen if I'm in Japan for 6 months or longer to study abroad? Or moving across the country for grad school, etc.
― tanuki, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:31 (twelve years ago) link
I had sex with a man named Greg on Sat night -- the first time I've had sex with a man named Greg.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:32 (twelve years ago) link
japan, eh? is he in school also?
― althea and (donna rouge), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:32 (twelve years ago) link
that's e-greg-ious behavior alfred
― althea and (donna rouge), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:34 (twelve years ago) link
lol, Greg
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:35 (twelve years ago) link
I've decided to major in asian studies instead of music (though not dropping it completely)
We go to the same school at the moment (but I almost never see him there)
― tanuki, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 03:45 (twelve years ago) link
all you assholes in your blissful relationships with your bfs or flings with guys named greg are making me hate my life even more
― marissa explains it all (The Reverend), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 05:14 (twelve years ago) link
i'm practically a born-again virgin at this point
― marissa explains it all (The Reverend), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 05:15 (twelve years ago) link