mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

i have HAD A BUSY DAY.

oh wait, no, that was someone else.

I've been busy arguing about Radiohead on the internet

It's all my fault! I will update more often with exciting news about what is happening in my house. (So far: nothing)

None of you people are doing it yourself with light refreshment.

i am staring out the window. putting off lunch so there's less time when i come back. ugh.

Today was Costillas and Albichuelas day in the new york office. So much better than our london office.

hence the distractions from here.

I am contemplating reading part of my med surg textook, since I have reading assignments now. I don't want to sit down and do it, though.

I am contemplating reading part of my med surg textook

"Manservant Breaking: The Surgical Approach"

I'm having a whole load of dental treatment at the moment (costing me a fortune - serves me right for not going for 6 years) part of which involves a ten - fourteen day whitening treatment.

Anyway, during this period I'm not allowed to eat or drink ANYTHING that isn't white or clear. I can handle the food side but no tea and no BEER??? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

What the heck can you eat, then? It sounds horrible!

Ned, I am loving your title.

but wait, that leaves gin, vodka, rum, and really good tequila!

i was reassured by this thought as well. i think very dry white wine might qualify as well.

but what about the tea problem? where will i get my morning pick-me-up? am i going to have to start doing speed?

yeah what about things like lettuce? are you on an all jicama diet?

Rutabaga and potato dinner?

At least you could put sour cream on top.

not exactly clear...

lots of vermicelli?

Ravioli filled with cheese. Alfredo sauce on top. For dessert: creme brulee.

(Next stop: angioplasty!)

Flour straight from the bag!

Okay, your offerings are probably better.

Anyway, I command Sara to show this to her kids:

http://www.vancouver2010.com/mascot/en/meet.php

And to report their reactions. Is the target audience satisfied?

grrrrr another site I can't get to. ISP person is allegedly coming to the house today to see if he can fix whatever the hell the problem is. FINALLY. (I'll believe it when I see it. And as soon as I can, I will look at the link and test market it with the kids)

RESULT: Kids hate goatse.cx as much as adults.

"Too drippy."

sorry so slack, have been hanging out w/friend Julia who I haven't seen for 8 years who was in town from LA

do any of the scottish crew drop by here?

I've not abandoned this thread so soon after being pointed to it but am on vacation. Just sewing and having lunch with friends. yay!

I'm sure when I'm installed in my new job I'll be dropping in more often. Hooray for time wasting on jobs!

kv_nol is long gone, ailsa and onimo and aldo i think post to the football threads mostly.

guys... reallllly good news!!! can not spill *quite* yet but woah!!!

It's role-reversal day and you're going to fire your boss!

hahah i wish!

You can eat all the candy and ice cream in the world!

but this is BETTER

oh you tease!

Wow, that IS good news then. xp

well, maybe you guys will disagree, but it involves employment fun.

Tehresa: new Microsoft owner!

this is really why i was scoping out seattle.

So much is clear.

hey if that "wanted" movie with SUPER ASSASSIN ASSKICKING STUFF BLOWING UP WHATEVER in the trailer sucks, someone should warn me, because i am seeing it tonight after multiple flights at teh winebar across the street.

lol i read as 'multiple fights' as though you had to get in the assassin zone or something.

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE

Suddenly I'm envisioning you as The Bride's new sidekick in Kill Bill, Volume 3

I liked "Wanted" but I am supernoncritical of movies that feature:

- Angelina Jolie
- ludicrous action sequences
- lots and lots of exploding heads

It is also about a bazillion times better than the graphic novel/miniseries it's based on.

i watched it for free here: WANTEDED

it's kind of okay funny, but i have low standards when it comes to action movies. kinda ridic in some places, but fun times, imo.

YAAAAAAAHHHHHH ok that is perfect. mostly we are just looking for airconditioned space, and its at the kickass cheap theater with the perfect popcorn for $1 tonight.

I wonder if you will agree with me that this movie contains the best human shield sequence of the decade.

the plot twist was pretty good, but then again, i am always easily surprised by plot twists (eg. 'the village')

Well, cheap + air conditioning = I wouldn't care how bad it was.

I've been thinking about you guys without air conditioning the past couple of weeks.

my summer improved 10fold with the addition of a/c in my room.

what i pay extra in electricity i have saved in not going out to a/c bars.