pet owners: is it gross that your pet poops and doesn't wipe

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^^^ although if we ended up with a long haired cat through some twist of fate, I wouldn't like throw it out on the street or anything. But insomuch as we get to select pets, short haired cats FTW.

carl agatha, Monday, 27 February 2012 20:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

sticking can be an issue w long haired cats

the late great, Monday, 27 February 2012 20:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

hee hee poopy twist of fate

a serious minestrone rockist (remy bean), Monday, 27 February 2012 21:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

We are planning on shaving Lizzie's hind legs and most of her bottom due to what gets caught there. I think she'll be happier too, just hope shaving her goes well.

JacobSanders, Monday, 27 February 2012 21:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

3 years pass...

, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 12:16 (9 months ago) Permalink

lol this really bothers you!

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 13:01 (9 months ago) Permalink

I honestly think it's grosser that we've somehow convinced ourselves that wiping is sufficient as a clean-up method.

WHO POOPED IN MY SHOE (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 13:08 (9 months ago) Permalink

i occasionally have to chase my longhair cat round the house to wipe errant streaks of shit from her luxuriously-upholstered, lily-white butt. she hates it, i hate it, it is the worst thing in the world (although tbf worse is her habit of daintily wiping her butt on the bannisters of our staircase if we leave her dirty and unattended for too long)

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 13:44 (9 months ago) Permalink

I honestly think it's grosser that we've somehow convinced ourselves that wiping is sufficient as a clean-up method.

― WHO POOPED IN MY SHOE (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 13:08 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh christ a bidet bore

Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 14:32 (9 months ago) Permalink

A washcloth will suffice.

Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 15:02 (9 months ago) Permalink

baby wipes are good too

marcos, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 15:03 (9 months ago) Permalink

honestly i think it was some of those ass-eating threads on ILTMI and choice posts from poster a booty cleaner that inspired me to maintain a cleaner ass than regular wiping would do

marcos, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 15:04 (9 months ago) Permalink

would never have guessed that old lunch is really terrence howard

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 15:17 (9 months ago) Permalink

You Gotta Wash Your Ass!

Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 15:19 (9 months ago) Permalink

I am, admittedly, adopting the position of agent provocateur itt. In much the same way as I try not to think too much about the sausage I'm eating, I find that it helps not to focus on the fact that a flimsy sheet of Charmin is all that separates us from innumerable fecal encounters.

Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 15:23 (9 months ago) Permalink

are you advocating mandatory colostomies

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 15:32 (9 months ago) Permalink

I'd just like everyone to make the best and most responsible choice in that regard.

Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 15:34 (9 months ago) Permalink


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