pet owners: is it gross that your pet poops and doesn't wipe

^^^ although if we ended up with a long haired cat through some twist of fate, I wouldn't like throw it out on the street or anything. But insomuch as we get to select pets, short haired cats FTW.

sticking can be an issue w long haired cats

hee hee poopy twist of fate

We are planning on shaving Lizzie's hind legs and most of her bottom due to what gets caught there. I think she'll be happier too, just hope shaving her goes well.

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lol this really bothers you!

I honestly think it's grosser that we've somehow convinced ourselves that wiping is sufficient as a clean-up method.

i occasionally have to chase my longhair cat round the house to wipe errant streaks of shit from her luxuriously-upholstered, lily-white butt. she hates it, i hate it, it is the worst thing in the world (although tbf worse is her habit of daintily wiping her butt on the bannisters of our staircase if we leave her dirty and unattended for too long)

I honestly think it's grosser that we've somehow convinced ourselves that wiping is sufficient as a clean-up method.

― WHO POOPED IN MY SHOE (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 13:08 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh christ a bidet bore

A washcloth will suffice.

baby wipes are good too

honestly i think it was some of those ass-eating threads on ILTMI and choice posts from poster a booty cleaner that inspired me to maintain a cleaner ass than regular wiping would do

would never have guessed that old lunch is really terrence howard

You Gotta Wash Your Ass!

I am, admittedly, adopting the position of agent provocateur itt. In much the same way as I try not to think too much about the sausage I'm eating, I find that it helps not to focus on the fact that a flimsy sheet of Charmin is all that separates us from innumerable fecal encounters.

are you advocating mandatory colostomies

I'd just like everyone to make the best and most responsible choice in that regard.