ILX's Oblique Strategy for the Day

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27 February 2012:

Think of the radio

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Monday, 27 February 2012 15:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

mexican radio?

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 February 2012 18:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

oh wee oh?

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 February 2012 18:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

29 February 2012:

Use 'unqualified' people

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 21:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

1 March 2012:

Get your neck massaged

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Friday, 2 March 2012 04:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

2 March 2012:

Distrust anyone who wants to teach you something.

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol/;_;

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Friday, 2 March 2012 17:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

3 March 2012:

Is the tuning appropriate?

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Saturday, 3 March 2012 17:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

In response, The Book of Answers sez: "Related issues may surface."

the feeling is surreal (snoball), Saturday, 3 March 2012 17:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

4 March 2012:

Bridges
- build
- burn

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Sunday, 4 March 2012 23:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

5 March 2012:

Courage!

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Monday, 5 March 2012 16:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

i love these

toandos, Monday, 5 March 2012 17:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

7 March 2012:

The inconsistency principle

Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

8 March 2012:

Make an exhaustive list of everything you might do and do the last thing on the list.

Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Thursday, 8 March 2012 17:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

that sounds like a good idea!

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Thursday, 8 March 2012 17:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

9 March 2012:

Nothing worthwhile is achieved suddenly.

Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

...orgasm?

God: Huummm (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

Pop Tarts, Instant Noodles

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 March 2012 21:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

don't let it cook all the way through

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 March 2012 23:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

10 March 2012:

Let us find clean and cheerful friends.

Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Saturday, 10 March 2012 22:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

good call. let's!

how clean? do I have to inspect them somehow?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 March 2012 02:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

Good question. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't pass a clean-friends test, unless it just meant "not on smack."

Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Sunday, 11 March 2012 04:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

*crosses WmC off friend list*

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 March 2012 04:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

*cries tears of mud*

Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Sunday, 11 March 2012 04:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

*moves WmC to secret "unclean friends" list*

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 March 2012 05:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

11 March 2012:

Repetition is a form of change

Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Sunday, 11 March 2012 20:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

Repetition is a form of change
Repetition is a form of change
Repetition is a form of change
Repetition is a form of change
Repetition is a form of change

hmm not working yet... I will keep trying

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 March 2012 21:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

As an enthusiast of repetitive music, motion, and menus, I endorse this message.

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Sunday, 11 March 2012 21:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

13 March 2012:

Give way to your worst impulse.

Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

already on ilx

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

laziness - check

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

Hmm, sneering, condescending elitism for me -- I wonder if I'll make it through the day alive.

Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

i wore a leopard print headscarf and giant sunglasses on the train to work
narcissism: check

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 17:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

Maybe it means I should watch this DVD I bought the other day:

emil.y, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

14 March 2012:

The tape is now the music

Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 17:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

are you sure the year is correct?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 19:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

Ha, I hadn't thought of that. I wonder what other anachronisms are in the cards.

Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 19:58 (1 year ago) Permalink

I like it! Noises and music are all around us, even in the tape.

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

I took 'tape' to mean 'tapeworm.' As in "The tape (tapeworm) is now the music."

desk calendar white out (Matt P), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 20:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

15 March 2012:

Act in private as if your behaviour were known in public.

Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Thursday, 15 March 2012 16:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

^^ real talk

mh, Thursday, 15 March 2012 16:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

16 March 2012:

What would your closest friend do?

Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Friday, 16 March 2012 13:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

leave me behind to get drunk and pick up women

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 March 2012 15:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

Worry about it for 2 weeks and then call me in tears for an emergency pep talk?

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Friday, 16 March 2012 15:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

Alternately, stay myopically focused on her chosen goal and don't stop working on it until it's done regardless of sleep/food/human interaction deprivation?

Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Friday, 16 March 2012 15:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

wouldn't do it, would quit job

1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Friday, 16 March 2012 15:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'm glad this one is more of a question to ponder and not a command

1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Friday, 16 March 2012 15:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

- do it, and do it well...and then wait for friends/coworkers to tell her what an amazing job she's done, get mad that no-one's praising her enough and start on a campaign of telling random acquaintances about this great thing she did

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 March 2012 15:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

post on some ridic message board

(he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 16 March 2012 18:06 (1 year ago) Permalink


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