Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

sold

― FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

non-defending defender David Luiz with a pretty nice goal

― Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:05 (1 year ago) Permalink

They should start him and Drogba up front against Napoli and just punt long balls and crosses.

― pandemic, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

non no nonsense

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

nonsense defenders are far more interesting

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

JARVIS FLUKES ONE

― FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

lúcio is a no-nonsense quasi-nonsensical defender

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

we had 4 in the box too, Connor actually has fractionally improved things

― FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

what about nonce sense defenders?

― Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

Phil collins more of a right winger iirc

― pandemic, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

julian dicks looks like he might retain a passing interest in tracking down nonces and telling them to have a word with themselves

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

commentator: AVB - Absolutely Vital Breakthrough

― Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

After retiring as a footballer, Dicks took up golf and soon turned professional, but was forced to give this career up due to his knee injury. He does, however, still play golf recreationally. In 2001 he made a brief return to football after signing for non-League Canvey Island, but played only four matches. He went on to run the Shepherd & Dog Public House in Langham, near Colchester, Essex, before moving to Spain.

truly he is the platonic ideal of a retired west ham player

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

please change the subject. When I hear the name Julian Dicks my mind goes to other terrible Liverpool signings...Don Hutchinson, Neil Ruddock...Shudder.

― pandemic, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

Drogba with gets the second, which is his 99th PL goal. He's no Wayne Rooney

― Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

It speaks for Carroll's progress that he's not on that list

― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

Miyachi looks decent

― Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

pretty glad i haven't gone to lidl yet

― FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

how come liverpool never signed dean holdsworth

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

unfuckingbelievable :D

― FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

"an astonishing come-back from Wolves" sums it up nicely

― FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

TORRES

― Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

sidles on the pitch to an ovation from the Chelsea fans

― Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:34 (1 year ago) Permalink

you had me going there

― pandemic, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

ugh, Lampard

― Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

fantasy points soften the blow for me

― pandemic, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

reckless challenge from Ameobi but apparently that's only a yellow when you're playing us

― FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

this has been the first football we've played in months

― FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol give Connor the 5 year contract now

― FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:56 (1 year ago) Permalink

Blimey, Sunderland got absolutely caned today. By West Brom!

Good point for Noodle's boys even if they hadn't been 2-0 down imo

― pandemic, Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:57 (1 year ago) Permalink

Newcastle seemed at 90 percent for a lot of it, but we kept the ball, played some good stuff at times and def deserved the draw. several players still clearly not good enough but if this side of us - which appeared v. intermittently under mick this season - is down to Connor then i've just become cautiously optimistic

― FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2012 17:00 (1 year ago) Permalink

fuckin rotted cocks why'd i think wolves had drawn with chelsea

Pogbryniak lookin good for fulham

― steep? that's where i'm off hiking (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 February 2012 17:52 (1 year ago) Permalink

new t-shirt

― Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 18:01 (1 year ago) Permalink

― jojothejojo (toandos), Saturday, 25 February 2012 18:03 (1 year ago) Permalink

boo! how inane. he'll never top 'why always me' at this rate.

― kid steel (cajunsunday), Saturday, 25 February 2012 18:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

thought nn was advocating a 'fuckin rotted cocks' or, even more random, a 'pogbryniak looks ok for fulham' t-shirt

― steep? that's where i'm off hiking (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 February 2012 18:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

sure, i'd buy it

― Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 18:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

Nult should have his own t-shirt line probably

― Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 18:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

Managed to get a friend to give me 2/1 odds on Arsenal winning tomorrow. Surprisingly much much better than the bookies are offering. Still could just double the pain though - expecting a rout tbh.

― Upt0eleven, Saturday, 25 February 2012 20:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

I'll be at work during the game. Secretly hoping for a 0-6 stuffing that makes Wenger resign in disgrace... and I see that as a more realistic option than us winning tbh.

― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 25 February 2012 20:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

i don't see us winning fwiw, would take a draw now

― steep? that's where i'm off hiking (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 February 2012 21:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

lol what's with jol/sparky happyslap

― steep? that's where i'm off hiking (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 February 2012 21:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

that lidl song upthread is amazing.

― kid steel (cajunsunday), Saturday, 25 February 2012 22:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

has motson always called drogba drogbar?

― second only to popcorn (or something), Saturday, 25 February 2012 23:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

yes, but i noticed he's mangling it to a great extent than ever before

― Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 23:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

he's always said it a great deal

― the pinefox, Saturday, 25 February 2012 23:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

Hughes non-handshake / flamboyant slap thing -- what an insufferable tosser. didn't he do the same thing with someone, can't remember who, when City manager

― the pinefox, Saturday, 25 February 2012 23:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

Certainly with Pulis, initiated by Pulis iirc tbf. There may've been others.

xp Motson says it as two words as well I think. Didier Drog Bar.

― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 25 February 2012 23:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

how characteristically irritating of him. also the football league show credits remain weird and terrible and why is the music under them so muffled? idgi.

― second only to popcorn (or something), Saturday, 25 February 2012 23:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

Hughes' insufferable tosserdom extends miles beyond handshake etiquette.

― FPocalypto! (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 February 2012 01:20 (1 year ago) Permalink