Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

too much tactical analysis of torres leaving lfc and becoming a total evil cunt as a result. simple logical calm maths imo.

might as well ask why giggs has 300 montages and only 400 life partners

“There’s no point in choosing someone just because he hasn’t been picked for three weeks or whatever. Anyone coming in has to prove they’re better than whoever was in the team.”

I'M BETTER THAN 9 OF THOSE CUNTS YOU CUNT

can't claim to have read all of the links, but i thought general feeling re torres upthread was sympathy tbph

this fucking pic

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg611/scaled.php?tn=0&server=611&filename=96420016.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

but i thought general feeling re torres upthread was sympathy tbph

Yep, as far as I can see everyone on ILX apart from me feels sorry for poor old Nando, whereas I just think it's funny

no i think it's hilarious too

On balance I'm more invested in bad things happening to Chelsea than I are in good things happening to Poor Nando but if he moves on for massively less than £50m and does well elsewhere then I wish him only good things. Unless he goes to Arsenal.

it's nothing personal for me i just love a good football car-wreck. which is what makes it such an exciting time to follow Wolves.

I am 50% sympathy, 50% lols. I'm sure this is where someone tells me he raped 7 women while on international duty and I am a moron for thinking it* but he seems like a genuine nice fella, which is rare in football and to see it be him go through this can't help but gain my sympathy. If it was someone I just don't like, say Rooney or Drogba or whoever, to go through the exact same circumstances it would 100% lols.

*Unfortunately finding out someone I previously liked is actually a horrible arsehole is pretty common in modern football.

1-0 to the Newcastle after a genius Ba backheel and Hennessey save. This cd go to double figures if you like that kind of thing.

this did happen rooney iirc they doubled his pay

can see a good club coming in for Hennessey when we go down.

Gutierrez just cunted Newcastle's 2nd.

hennessy's shite, another p robinson, useful only as far as he can fall

imo, obv u differ

Watching the Chelsea game. They are shite

Torres to come on and score a hat-trick obv

Shite? But they've got cole, essien, and lampard in the team today. The chosen ones. The 3 players who would have made the difference against Napoli. Struggling against Bolton? Surely not.

N'Gog has been quiet too. After all that hype

Think N'Gog certainly unaware of any hype.

dunno whether to sit thru the second half or go to Lidl. on the one hand, we've got a lot more shape and composure. on the other, we're ponderous and unimaginative and we don't have the players to break them down. also i need to get a bunch of groceries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4kBcm-ls8Y

sold

non-defending defender David Luiz with a pretty nice goal

They should start him and Drogba up front against Napoli and just punt long balls and crosses.

non no nonsense

nonsense defenders are far more interesting

JARVIS FLUKES ONE

lúcio is a no-nonsense quasi-nonsensical defender

we had 4 in the box too, Connor actually has fractionally improved things

what about nonce sense defenders?

Phil collins more of a right winger iirc

julian dicks looks like he might retain a passing interest in tracking down nonces and telling them to have a word with themselves

commentator: AVB - Absolutely Vital Breakthrough

After retiring as a footballer, Dicks took up golf and soon turned professional, but was forced to give this career up due to his knee injury. He does, however, still play golf recreationally. In 2001 he made a brief return to football after signing for non-League Canvey Island, but played only four matches. He went on to run the Shepherd & Dog Public House in Langham, near Colchester, Essex, before moving to Spain.

truly he is the platonic ideal of a retired west ham player

please change the subject. When I hear the name Julian Dicks my mind goes to other terrible Liverpool signings...Don Hutchinson, Neil Ruddock...Shudder.

Drogba with gets the second, which is his 99th PL goal. He's no Wayne Rooney

It speaks for Carroll's progress that he's not on that list

Miyachi looks decent

pretty glad i haven't gone to lidl yet

how come liverpool never signed dean holdsworth

unfuckingbelievable :D

"an astonishing come-back from Wolves" sums it up nicely

TORRES

sidles on the pitch to an ovation from the Chelsea fans

you had me going there

ugh, Lampard

fantasy points soften the blow for me

reckless challenge from Ameobi but apparently that's only a yellow when you're playing us

this has been the first football we've played in months