The Great White Phil D.
― pplains, Friday, 24 February 2012 16:56 (twelve years ago) link
shark dick otm
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 24 February 2012 16:58 (twelve years ago) link
Heritage, Not Hikes
― pplains, Friday, February 24, 2012 9:51 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol
― goole, Friday, 24 February 2012 17:00 (twelve years ago) link
(this was actually posted on a private listserv for attorneys to which i belong. oh the embarrassment oh the despair ... anyway, excuse me if this nonsense has already been posted here)
Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator)The Honorable Tom Harkin731 Hart Senate Office BuildingPhone (202) 224 3254Washington DC , 20510 Dear Senator Harkin:As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005. Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications , as well as 'in-state' tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son. Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car.If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.Your Loyal Constituent, (hoping to reach 'illegal alien' status rather than just a bonafide citizen of the USA ).Donald RuppertBurlington , IAGet your Forms (NOW)!!Call your Internal Revenue Service at 1-800-289-1040 (Please pass this on to your friends so they can save on this great offer.)
― der Truthahn des Giftes (Eisbaer), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link
excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service
okay I am dying already
― robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link
If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate
I am not fully familiar with this bill but I suspect that "If" is doing an Olympic-level of heavy lifting here
― robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link
I keep saying I'm going to drop this, but fyi the dude who runs lammebook & menshumor is the same dude who registered ghettohikes: http://www.dailydot.com/news/hater-exposing-man-behind-menshumor/
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link
already covered up thread I think
― Nicholas Pokémon (silby), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link
yup
― robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:55 (twelve years ago) link
k done. *washes hands. wanders into next month-old discussion*
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/cZA47.png
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 24 February 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago) link
"oh my, i seem to have accidentally registered www.ghettohikes.com"
― buzza, Friday, 24 February 2012 19:17 (twelve years ago) link
http://anglophonic-blog.tumblr.com/post/18203373377/in-their-sickest-move-yet-ghetto-hikes-owners-now-say
― buzza, Friday, 24 February 2012 22:39 (twelve years ago) link
the best thing about that Tumblr is the link to Vice near the bottom
― robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Friday, 24 February 2012 22:41 (twelve years ago) link
i look forward to the gawker expose
― omar little, Friday, 24 February 2012 22:43 (twelve years ago) link
xp my vote would be for the bondage tittays but to each his own
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 February 2012 22:44 (twelve years ago) link
i dont want to overpromise. also it may be a lil while in coming. and may not be ghettohikes only
― max, Friday, 24 February 2012 22:57 (twelve years ago) link
http://static5.businessinsider.com/image/4d8b4111cadcbb1e60030000-400-300/all-the-presidents-men-1976.jpg
― buzza, Friday, 24 February 2012 23:00 (twelve years ago) link
― robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Friday, February 24, 2012 4:41 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/gc4N2.jpg
― bnw, Friday, 24 February 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link
somebody needs to sic the good guys on ghettohikes
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 25 February 2012 03:20 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CAN6Z.jpg
served to two korean women
― flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 25 February 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link
damn
― omar little, Saturday, 25 February 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago) link
dag
― CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE (dave cool), Saturday, 25 February 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link
! ...the fuck
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 25 February 2012 17:51 (twelve years ago) link
you're shitting me
― goole, Saturday, 25 February 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link
that's racist
― steep? that's where i'm off hiking (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 February 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago) link
o...mg
― kinder, Saturday, 25 February 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link
i'm missing something?
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 February 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link
CRF?
smh
― CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE (dave cool), Saturday, 25 February 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link
It took me a second, too. Although not 9 minutes.
― drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Saturday, 25 February 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link
\ /
― bnw, Saturday, 25 February 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago) link
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Saturday, February 25, 2012 2:27 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
they gave them empty iced lattes, the bastards
― ploppawheelie V (k3vin k.), Saturday, 25 February 2012 19:40 (twelve years ago) link
oh this is an eye thing huh
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 February 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago) link
welcome aboard
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 25 February 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago) link
jesus fuck
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Saturday, 25 February 2012 21:01 (twelve years ago) link
i think the design on the cups could just be a comment on how much the barista loved their eyes bc they were so dreamy, no?
― Mordy, Saturday, 25 February 2012 22:14 (twelve years ago) link
LOL!!!
― dylannn, Saturday, 25 February 2012 22:21 (twelve years ago) link
zing
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Saturday, 25 February 2012 22:24 (twelve years ago) link
omg that can't be
could it be shorthand for something else?!
Jesus
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 25 February 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link
i highly doubt it was shorthand for something else
― da croupier, Saturday, 25 February 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link
oh no you're right. It means ŋ, it/at
or maybe: Would! Date! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregg_shorthand
― kinder, Saturday, 25 February 2012 22:50 (twelve years ago) link
― Mordy, Saturday, February 25, 2012 10:14 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ty
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 25 February 2012 22:56 (twelve years ago) link
the hell is wrong with people
― horseshoe, Saturday, 25 February 2012 22:58 (twelve years ago) link
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17emeh3u2tc8qpng/original.png
― Number None, Saturday, 25 February 2012 23:05 (twelve years ago) link
yikes
― flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 25 February 2012 23:20 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/10838623-418/coach-benched-for-whitney-houston-slur-on-facebook-page.html
i need some help w/ this one guys, is this racist??? really complicated case this one
― D-40, Sunday, 26 February 2012 00:02 (twelve years ago) link
What the fucking fuck.
― Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 26 February 2012 00:05 (twelve years ago) link
And of course, "I have some amazing friends who are black.”
― Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 26 February 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago) link
“I don’t need this drama in my life. It’s going to affect me hugely, and my business,”
mega bummer
― if you ever leave me peggy, leave some propane at my door (zachlyon), Sunday, 26 February 2012 00:07 (twelve years ago) link