rolling "Is This Racist?" thread

i thought you were all women

;_;

I am a sentient gas cloud from another dimension, I don't know what you're all on about.

the singularity is happening itt

looooooooooooool invisible nutsack

<3 <3 <3

"My name is VegemiteGrrl and I am a centaur."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Internet,_nobody_knows_you're_a_dog

fuck you i'm a dragon

getting all or purple itt

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13220238/images/1292858589016.jpg

The Great White Phil D.

shark dick otm

Heritage, Not Hikes

― pplains, Friday, February 24, 2012 9:51 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

(this was actually posted on a private listserv for attorneys to which i belong. oh the embarrassment oh the despair ... anyway, excuse me if this nonsense has already been posted here)

Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator)
The Honorable Tom Harkin
731 Hart Senate Office Building
Phone (202) 224 3254
Washington DC , 20510

Dear Senator Harkin:
As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.
Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.

Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications , as well as 'in-state' tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car.
If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent, (hoping to reach 'illegal alien' status rather than just a bonafide citizen of the USA ).
Donald Ruppert
Burlington , IA
Get your Forms (NOW)!!
Call your Internal Revenue Service at 1-800-289-1040

(Please pass this on to your friends so they can save on this great offer.)

excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service

okay I am dying already

If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate

I am not fully familiar with this bill but I suspect that "If" is doing an Olympic-level of heavy lifting here

I keep saying I'm going to drop this, but fyi the dude who runs lammebook & menshumor is the same dude who registered ghettohikes: http://www.dailydot.com/news/hater-exposing-man-behind-menshumor/

already covered up thread I think

yup

k done. *washes hands. wanders into next month-old discussion*

http://i.imgur.com/cZA47.png

"oh my, i seem to have accidentally registered www.ghettohikes.com"

http://anglophonic-blog.tumblr.com/post/18203373377/in-their-sickest-move-yet-ghetto-hikes-owners-now-say

the best thing about that Tumblr is the link to Vice near the bottom

i look forward to the gawker expose

xp my vote would be for the bondage tittays but to each his own

i dont want to overpromise. also it may be a lil while in coming. and may not be ghettohikes only

http://static5.businessinsider.com/image/4d8b4111cadcbb1e60030000-400-300/all-the-presidents-men-1976.jpg

the best thing about that Tumblr is the link to Vice near the bottom

― robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Friday, February 24, 2012 4:41 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/gc4N2.jpg

somebody needs to sic the good guys on ghettohikes

http://i.imgur.com/CAN6Z.jpg

served to two korean women

damn

dag

! ...the fuck

you're shitting me

that's racist

o...mg

i'm missing something?

CRF?

smh

It took me a second, too. Although not 9 minutes.

\ /

i'm missing something?

― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Saturday, February 25, 2012 2:27 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they gave them empty iced lattes, the bastards

oh this is an eye thing huh

welcome aboard

jesus fuck

i think the design on the cups could just be a comment on how much the barista loved their eyes bc they were so dreamy, no?

LOL!!!

zing

omg that can't be

could it be shorthand for something else?!

Jesus