Guys who stare really ostentatiously at a girl's ass after she passes him on the sidewalk - C/D

D. No you're not

I have the trophy to prove it

So you're the master of putting on a show for other men to prove that you're not gay, which suggests you may actually be gay. Congrats.

Hrrrmmmmm. Do I oogle dirty dronerock boys' asslessness on a regular basis?

Oh my lord, you bet I do.

The only thing that makes me against men ass-oogling women is that I have such a horrible, awful ass. Even when I was skinny, I had an awful flat indie-boy ass. Now I'm fat, it's just saggy and gross. Sigh.

So I guess I'm just jealous that I've never *been* ass-oogled.

I guess what I'm saying is that if it's done in a flattering and complimentary way, as opposed to a threatening way, then it's really just fine.

Sometimes guys stare at you and it's all "yeah, I look good!" and sometimes guys stare at you and you want to ask one of your friends to walk you back to your house, just in case.

-- Masonic Cathedral (kate), Friday, April 1, 2005 11:02 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

oogle

So you're the master of putting on a show for other men to prove that you're not gay, which suggests you may actually be gay. Congrats

fucking idiot

seriously though what a dumb point to make. oogling somebody oft goes unnoticed by teh general public, I'm not one of those jackasses who sits on the side of the road whistling and catcalling at people.

ostentatious – adjective
1. characterized by or given to pretentious or conspicuous show in an attempt to impress others: an ostentatious dresser.
2. (of actions, manner, qualities exhibited, etc.) intended to attract notice: Lady Bountiful's ostentatious charity.

??? I think this is done by people unaware of their clearly hypnotized state of staring, not for show ie in an ostentatious fashion

why revive a thread about looking at butts?

abbott, start a photo thread about butt-gazing

why revive a thread about looking at butts?

Because they look intersting

Oops A in NYC made this point at the v start (abt the adverb use)

remy, this is a pic I made for some thread Tuomas had about staring at an ass he thought was that of a woman but turned out to be the ass of a man.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/igotabeefpastry/yutomas.gif

A cycle of assful gender confusion.

WOW^^^^

LOL

All asses are oogled at some point. Even if it happens under false pretense (ZOMG I oogled boy butt! R I Hom o? I didn't mean it!) it still counts.

xpost

my goodness, that rocks, Abbutt.

rofl

new wallpaper

sorry ladies but the bad habits of a lifetime die hard esp now that Im officially a lecherous old coot

not really a winter sport, this.

ski pants

I do this more than I should, and I don’t really see a problem with it. What’s wrong with appreciating a nice ass, you can appreciate a pretty face and look a few times at it so why not any other part of the body?

oh sweet christ that's nasty....

I have to admit I've found myself guilty of the charge of staring at a sweet booty. I am definitely an "ass man" [which is why I'm still in love with luna after the underwear thread :) ]

-- jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Saturday, April 2, 2005 12:49 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.tatteredcoat.com/images/heat-pacino-buggy.jpg

Ay dios mio.

I like how everyone just starts using the word "oogling" as if it's normal.

Oogle Maps

"oogle" just sounds right.

"dirty dronerock boys"

Me and my coworker did this at the local university today after we unloaded a gigantic automated dishwasher/conveyor thing from their cafeteria. We could stare at ass with impunity because of the blue collar nature of our business there.

This is a dud to me. I feel really uncomfortable when I pass people and can see them already turning their heads, or tell from their voices that they've changed direction. It used to make me want to disappear, now I only want to disappear for a few seconds and then I get mad. At least my reaction time is improving.

Of course I'm wearing a miniskirt today so obv this is all situational and frankly if the ogglee NOTICES in the first place you're doing it wrong.

I am a terrible person

It's always pleasant when you pass someone on the street, turn around for another look and find them staring back at you.

I have always, always been the worst, most unconsciously rude oogler ever, butts boobs legs you name it

Oh hmmm. I never turn around for another look, that might be part of the problem!

xxpost OTM

much easier to ogle without being noticed now that I'm not near-sighted.

You sort of want to go up and say "Hi! Let's bump bellies."

Laser-enhanced ooglevision

oogle is the worst word ('word') ever

I am very rarely "caught" doing this, or so I think. It makes me feel terrible when I am.

I rarely catch myself doing it, but I know for a fact the ladies are aware of how much of an asshole I am, constantly. I'm like phineas gage or something

hey, i already exposed my white ass for the underwear thread--time to pass the torch.

-- jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Sunday, April 3, 2005 12:06 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

dear god in heaven

holy shit i just googled phineas gage that shit is sick

There is an inscription on the rod that reads, "This is the bar that was shot through the head of Mr. Phineas P. Gage at Cavendish, Vermont, Sept. 14, 1848." But someone got the date wrong; the accident was on September 13, not 14. He fully recovered from the injury & deposited this bar in the Museum of the Medical College of Harvard University. Phineas P. Gage Lebanon Grafton Cy N-H Jan 6 1850. [9] Gage's skull, as well as the rod that pierced it, is currently part of the permanent exhibition at Harvard Medical School's Warren Anatomical Museum in Boston, Massachusetts.

^^^ field trip

ps i try not to do this lord how i try

Well I'll tell ya it's better than sitting down every morning next to a girl on the bus and interrupting whatever delightful book she is reading by both oogling AND saying really loudly, "SO YOU'RE READING AGAIN HUHHH?"

Fuck, man! Leave me alone!

Ass staring is clearly done best (with the most secrecy and detail) when walking BEHIND a person. How do you tell someone walking the other direction even has a fantastic ass?

Books are a social shield to prevent interaction, is this not common knowledge HUHHHH?

haha how did i not know about phineas gage? there's enough material there for a half-decent biopic

Dudes srsly field trip, I have spare beds and couches and futons!

half-decent biopic

i know i watched an educational film on the brain in HS that featured a REENACTMENT of mr gage's fateful day

rugged shit