http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/29550/Rihanna_Wields_Multiple_Massive_Guns_New_Battleship_Images_1329851796.jpg
this was the look on her face when chris martin called her to colab
― piggyback payoff (NZA), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 20:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
doh
― piggyback payoff (NZA), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 20:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
i work with some guys who worked on this and claim she's one of the worst human beings on the planet.
― Fetchboy, Saturday, 10 March 2012 03:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
i'm still trying to process how this whole film isn't a colossal joke.
― kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Saturday, 10 March 2012 03:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
wait...how isn't it
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 March 2012 03:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://io9.com/5892888/liam-neeson-is-commanding-in-his-role-as-red-peg-in-new-battleship-trailer
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
That is truly a stupid two minutes.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
Battleship Independence Alien Iron Man Day
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
hahahah ugh
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
this is one Tim Riggins movie I doubt I will turn the corner on
The trailer was on before John Carter OF MARS last night, and it looked like stupid, stupid, stupid fun. I was almost tempted.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
Oh yay.
http://io9.com/5894180/our-first-look-at-battleships-mysterious-aliens
Alex interrupts him, and sends Cora to the control deck while he leads the alien out onto the deck. He gets the crap more or less beaten out of him, but he and Cora have a plan. He buys her time to aim one of the cannons point-blank at the alien's head. It turns around to see the cannon about to be fired. Rihanna quips, "Mahalo, motherfucker" — and the cannon blows the alien away.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 17 March 2012 23:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
Namaste, motherfucker
― ledge, Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
peace be with you, dickhead
― arsenio and old ma$e (m bison), Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
Go in peace and love to serve the lord, motherfucker
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
So that's what a quip is these days
― Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Sunday, 18 March 2012 07:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
the movie's ... zany sense of humor
Alex tries to win her over by getting her a burrito in five minutes. Unfortunately, the convenience store next door is closed, so Alex decides to break in and get her the burrito anyway. We switch to security cam footage - complete with Pink Panther theme - to see Alex breaking into the store, getting the burrito, and subsequently wrecking most of the merchandise in his attempt to get back out. The scene ends in complete chaos, with Alex running away from - and getting tasered by — the cops, a sequence that causes multiple cars to crash into each other to avoid hitting him. But hey — he gets Brooklyn Decker the burrito, and a true love is born.
Fuck OFF!
― Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Sunday, 18 March 2012 07:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
"From Hasbro the company that brought you Transformers"
― polyphonic, Sunday, 18 March 2012 07:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
so this sounds like starship troopers done sincerely
the aliens are called "thugs"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 11:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
Huzzah
http://io9.com/5899767/first-clip-from-battleship-shows-off-the-aliens-board-game+inspired-firepower
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 April 2012 16:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
"B-27!"
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 April 2012 16:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
this would have been so awesome if it had the exact same cast but was set at a Battleship tournament
― God, Music and Romeo and Juliet (DJP), Friday, 6 April 2012 16:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
battleship the board game involved chain whips? p kinky
― dayo, Friday, 6 April 2012 18:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
haha wow i hadn't heard of this till now, this is easily the most half-baked idea for a movie i've ever heard in my life
it will make back the 200 million opening weekend probably
― the late great, Friday, 6 April 2012 18:37 (1 year ago) Permalink
I can't see this being anything other than a total flop, but I've been wrong many times before.
― stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Friday, 6 April 2012 19:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah I think there's little likelihood of a John Carter-esque 'you won't believe this but it's actually really fucking great' turnaround.
But then again...Tim Riggins DOES star in this also
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:03 (1 year ago) Permalink
> there is a burned dollhow'd it get burned
how'd it get burned
― =D (am0n), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
lol
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
so in all the film has nothing whatsoever to do with the board game? What is the point in paying the money, I'm assuming there was a licence cost, for the rights to use the board game name?
― PSOD (Ste), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
just to have the name attached to the movie, I think is what Hasbro wanted
i don't think there was ever much intention to make a movie OF the boardgame - more to reassociate the boardgame with something whizzbang cool so they can remarket it or something idk
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
they should have gone the Tron route. Some kid gets 'sucked' into a real life Batteships board game and has to play the Grid.
― PSOD (Ste), Friday, 6 April 2012 20:58 (1 year ago) Permalink
Or like 20 people in a giant Battleship costume
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 April 2012 21:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
That would be some shit-head indie comedy though.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 April 2012 21:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
Michel Gondry/Charlie Kaufman present Tweetleship
baahaha
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 April 2012 21:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
Father and son play battleship, then son gets pulled into a Time Bandits-esque midget alternate universe.
― Brando Ambassador (Eazy), Friday, 6 April 2012 21:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
Ned I'm still giggling over tweetleship
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 April 2012 21:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
How about, (and this comes from currently watching Deathrace - although I'm remembering the original movie rather than this prison variation), in the future people play real Battleships with real ships out in the ocean. Pimped up aircraft carriers and submarines! Televised annual event. etc etc
― PSOD (Ste), Friday, 6 April 2012 21:07 (1 year ago) Permalink
battleships transform into giant robots and do battle in the middle of the ocean
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 April 2012 21:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
when i first saw the trailer, thats what i thought was happening for a moment.
― PSOD (Ste), Friday, 6 April 2012 21:10 (1 year ago) Permalink
I hoped, but alas, twere not to be
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 April 2012 21:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
― PSOD (Ste), Friday, 6 April 2012 21:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
y are u not in the movie, battleshipformers
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 April 2012 21:26 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://io9.com/5907006/8-battleship-clips-unmask-the-alien-invaders-and-they-all-have-goatees/gallery/1
Also the "Mahalo motherfucker" line is here.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
Now they should license the rights to make a board game of "Battleship: The Motion Picture" that has nothing to do with "Battleship." Like one of those myriad Monopoly versions or something.
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
Battleshit
― Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
Battleshart vs Giant Octopus
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 20:57 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/27/universal-american-battleship-lawsuit/#.T6BFzMRYuMd
― DavidM, Thursday, 3 May 2012 11:34 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Yr-Y8IeWymo
― DavidM, Thursday, 3 May 2012 11:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
looool
Universal Studios claims its new big budget movie "Battleship" is in jeopardy -- all thanks to a low budget straight-to-DVD knockoff that's coming out
This is what the business world calls "managing expectations."
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Thursday, 3 May 2012 12:07 (1 year ago) Permalink