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regarding the awl, and this board

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

the internet is an open space!

max, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 16:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

when does godot get here

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 21:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...


s.clover, Monday, 12 March 2012 15:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

i tried getting thru that i really did

goole, Monday, 12 March 2012 15:50 (3 years ago) Permalink


yolo ono (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 March 2012 15:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

I just couldn't stop thinking about how exactly that could have happened.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Monday, 12 March 2012 15:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

A classic from the Straight Dope:

Favorite section:

Frequently the victim suffers the injury while kneading his member in order to reduce an erection, a technique that in my experience usually has the opposite effect. One moron "awoke during the night with a desire to urinate," whereupon he "hit his erect penis with his hand in order to alleviate this desire." Other reported causes: rolling over in bed, hitting the bedpost, getting caught in your pajamas, falling out of a tree, being thrown against the knob of a motorcycle saddle, and so on.

Fracture always occurs during erection, making you wonder what some of the victims were up to. Consider one case involving a 38-year-old ranch hand. "The (medical) history was vague and difficult to obtain," the reporting physician writes. "The injury had occurred in the corral. It was impossible to get the exact details … His family was of the opinion that he had been kicked by one of the horses." Tell it to Catherine the Great, buddy.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 March 2012 15:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

Cecilia K Corrigan recently wrote about horses and ponies for the show "Luck." Now, she has a twitter.

i wonder if she has a cat named Princess Bunny Buttons

some dude, Monday, 12 March 2012 16:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

can a moderator please change thread title to *2012 rolling broken penis thread*? thanks.

scott seward, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 22:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

it's taking me a really long time to read because I am tabbing away every 2 sentences and grimacing in horror

flagp∞st (dayo), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 22:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks, 5 days a.i.
Since I can’t do much, we get creative. I’ve never given “the shocker” before, but it seems to be working great, for both of us. “I really like you,” she says afterward.

“Good to hear, Mrs. Thatcher.”

flagp∞st (dayo), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 23:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

I just finished it my god

flagp∞st (dayo), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 23:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

do we have a daggering thread?

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 March 2012 02:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

rolling the awl/jamaican dance crazes/broken penises

goole, Thursday, 15 March 2012 16:21 (3 years ago) Permalink

the awl's piece on the haggerty/olive garden thing was A+, but I haven't read much else on the site

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 March 2012 16:39 (3 years ago) Permalink

I got a broken penis, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

butvi wouls (Phil D.), Thursday, 15 March 2012 16:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

thanks 4 sharing hurting

max, Thursday, 15 March 2012 16:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

u are welcome, I will try to review more websites in a similar style

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 March 2012 16:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

do a whole bunch and then it can be an n+1 feature.

s.clover, Thursday, 15 March 2012 16:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

the site is impressive. the homepage is fashioned in a tuscan blogsite style.

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 March 2012 16:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

markers, Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

Not super familiar with that.

boxall, Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:33 (2 years ago) Permalink


buzza, Thursday, 5 April 2012 02:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

the billfold and wirecutter are really good, hope they keep adding stuff.

mizzell, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 16:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

as a native of the upper peninsula of michigan this angers me for reasons I cannot fully articulate. plus lutefisk is not finnish.

DX Dx DX (dan m), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 20:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

"internet hipsters"

boxall, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 20:15 (2 years ago) Permalink


DX Dx DX (dan m), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 20:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

This article has made me feel a little violent.

LISTEN TO THIS BRAD (Nicole), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 20:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

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