CHRIS BROWN

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trey songz will always be that "singing dude who made douchefaces in that one scarface video where scarface didn't want to get married and poor bun b had to explain everything to the preacher and his fiance" to me

dave coolier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:48 (2 years ago) Permalink


in other news missy kills this, chris not so much

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 23:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

The woman, Christal Spann, and her friends followed Brown and rapper Tyga outside, where she saw him get into his black Bentley, according to a Miami Beach Police report. Spann approached Brown and took a photo with her $500 white iPhone 4S while he was sitting in his car.

Then the surly hip-hop star reached through the window, took her cell phone from her hands, and said, “B**** you ain’t going to put that on no website,” Spann told police.

pre-tennis ball head-era chris brown (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

this fucking guy

robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

a few times lately i've gotten annoyed at journalists referring to chris brown as a 'rapper' or 'hip-hop star' and then i remember "look at me now" and feel confused about whether i should still be mad

some dude, Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

if chris brown is going to clubs and driving himself home, there's still a small chance that he'll drive drunk and kill himself. so not all hope is lost.

pre-tennis ball head-era chris brown (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

"Superstar tennis ball Chris Brown"

pre-tennis ball head-era chris brown (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol

some dude, Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

Is this possibly a violation of his probation? It was 5 years, right? I hope so.

marissa explains it all (The Reverend), Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

he got away with throwing a chair through a window, so

da croupier, Thursday, 23 February 2012 20:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

Chris Brown - "I Threw A Chair Through A Window" (in the style of U2)

robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

maybe this is some andy kaufman style ish on his part

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

if chris brown is going to clubs and driving himself home, there's still a small chance that he'll drive drunk and kill himself. so not all hope is lost.

― pre-tennis ball head-era chris brown (J0rdan S.), Thursday, February 23, 2012 2:27 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there's some story in superfreakonomics, which i was reading on teh toilet the other day, where they suggest drunk walking is more likely to get you killed than drunk driving, sadly

D-40, Thursday, 23 February 2012 21:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

this fucking guy's comeuppance, when it happens and it WILL happen because he apparently cannot stop himself acting like the worst fucking cunt at all times, will be so sweet to watch

lex pretend, Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

lex otm

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

there's some story in superfreakonomics, which i was reading on teh toilet the other day, where they suggest drunk walking is more likely to get you killed than drunk driving, sadly

― D-40, Thursday, February 23, 2012 4:52 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha my roommate was listening to the freakonomics podcast last night and they were talking about this. it seems super flimsy to me, also as they pointed out you can't murder one or multiple innocent people if you're drunk walking

pre-tennis ball head-era chris brown (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

that sounds like a challenge

robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

off topic guys but freakanomics is utter bullshit dont pay any attention to it plz

lag∞n, Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah i mean i heard this by accident and it sounded pretty "eh?? eh????" trolly and nonsensical

pre-tennis ball head-era chris brown (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:48 (2 years ago) Permalink

in an alternate, better world, freakanomics is economics taught by big booty professors in thongs to a Miami bass beat

robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

we have some down there in our middle schools i think

pre-tennis ball head-era chris brown (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah they started off by using multiple regression in a absurd way and have since just kinda become promoters of counterintuitive bullshit climate change skeptics etc

lag∞n, Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:51 (2 years ago) Permalink

ha my roommate was listening to the freakonomics podcast last night and they were talking about this. it seems super flimsy to me, also as they pointed out you can't murder one or multiple innocent people if you're drunk walking

― pre-tennis ball head-era chris brown (J0rdan S.), Thursday, February 23, 2012 4:33 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah but if chris brown kills somebody ELSE it doesnt really qualify as 'karma' does it?

D-40, Friday, 24 February 2012 00:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

in an alternate, better world, freakanomics is economics taught by big booty professors in thongs to a Miami bass beat

― robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Thursday, February 23, 2012 4:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah was v disappointed when i actually opened it up. superfreakonomics sounded even more promising

D-40, Friday, 24 February 2012 00:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

off topic guys but freakanomics is utter bullshit dont pay any attention to it plz

― lag∞n, Thursday, February 23, 2012 4:46 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are they wrong abt drunk walking being deadlier than drunk driving tho

D-40, Friday, 24 February 2012 00:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

yes

Artful Dodderer (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 24 February 2012 00:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

they must be right, i mean theres no way

lag∞n, Friday, 24 February 2012 00:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

when u drunkwalk ur much more likely to bump into someone starting a fight which ends up in a deadly knifeduel

buzza, Friday, 24 February 2012 00:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

"if we assume" = yeah right

Artful Dodderer (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 24 February 2012 00:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

the classic take down of using multiple regression in a freaknomics type manner http://www.crab.rutgers.edu/~goertzel/mythsofmurder.htm - the scary thing is w/super freaknomics they even abandoned this half assed level of scienceing and just found fascinating crazy people to talk to

lag∞n, Friday, 24 February 2012 00:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

they must be right, i mean theres no way

― lag∞n, Thursday, February 23, 2012 6:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm not arguing this mr. smarm

D-40, Friday, 24 February 2012 06:40 (2 years ago) Permalink

freakonomics is about the only text related to economics that i've ever understood

lex pretend, Friday, 24 February 2012 08:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

it was readable but didn't seem especially insightful

lex pretend, Friday, 24 February 2012 08:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

they must be right, i mean theres no way

― lag∞n, Thursday, February 23, 2012 6:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm not arguing this mr. smarm

― D-40, Friday, February 24, 2012 1:40 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe im not arguing it

lag∞n, Friday, 24 February 2012 16:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

if you say so, mr. smarm

DNRIYHM NATION 1814 (some dude), Friday, 24 February 2012 16:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

Keaton's worst movie IMO

robbery by sudden snatching (DJP), Friday, 24 February 2012 16:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

thats mr. smarm to u

lag∞n, Friday, 24 February 2012 16:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

thank you for the link on multiple regression, it is a very enjoyable read

so did anyone hear about how chris brown stole a fan's iphone

teledyldonix, Friday, 24 February 2012 16:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

It would be funny if he ends up in jail for taking an iphone, and not for smashing someone's face in. And by funny I mean infuriating.

Nicole, Friday, 24 February 2012 16:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

Bullseye.

thinveneer, Friday, 24 February 2012 16:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

totally infuriating, not that i won't take it

lex pretend, Friday, 24 February 2012 17:03 (2 years ago) Permalink

http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2012/02/threatening-chris-brown-is-not-helpful/253541

This information isn't offered to make anyone more lenient on Chris Brown, or to excuse his actions. It's offered to point out that Brown's capacity for abusive violence didn't materialize out of thin air. And when threatening him with more abuse, it's worth thinking about how this all began. When you threaten Chris Brown you aren't fighting abusive violence. You are speaking his language.

curmudgeon, Friday, 24 February 2012 17:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

I had heard about the CM Punk thing, but didn't hear how horrifyingly racist it was.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

http://www.thefrisky.com/2012-02-24/the-soapbox-facts-about-rihanna-and-other-abused-women/

this is a good article, though a bit beginner's 101 wrt domestic abuse psychology and it's assumptive like everyone else is -- are we all just assuming they're back together romantically, now? no one knows that. but still, if they were, the article is helpful reading.

if you ever leave me peggy, leave some propane at my door (zachlyon), Friday, 24 February 2012 19:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

they're obviously making a lot of public gestures of spending time together and people around them seem pretty certain they're at least hooking up, so whether they're once again in a completely monogomous relationship is kind of a moot point (CB still has a girlfriend who is reportedly fine w/ an open relationship)

DNRIYHM NATION 1814 (some dude), Friday, 24 February 2012 19:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

of course she is!

J0rdan S., Friday, 24 February 2012 19:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

if only we all had sig others who were fine with having open relationships aka fucking our ex girlfriend rihanna

J0rdan S., Friday, 24 February 2012 19:35 (2 years ago) Permalink

my wife never lets me even hang out with rihanna just to catch up on old times :(

DNRIYHM NATION 1814 (some dude), Friday, 24 February 2012 19:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

if they're not actually together again the song is even more distasteful tbh cuz then it really is purely using the abuse narrative to get attention.

zach w/all due respect i think most people itt are v aware of domestic abuse psychology, victim-blaming and so on; rihanna of course has the right to make whatever decision she wants but going out of one's way to defend those (stupid, distasteful) decisions is a different thing. and finding her actions depressing isn't the same as blaming her, much less blaming her instead of CB and the music industry.

lex pretend, Friday, 24 February 2012 19:45 (2 years ago) Permalink


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