Battleship...the movie

*cries*

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

battleship potemkin: the game

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

das boot: the game

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

das boot: das game

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

hee

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

Mulholland Drive: the game

― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

You are on the street

>Look North

You don't know who the fuck you are
Lez up with Naomi Watts

― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:20 (1 year ago) Permalink

Berlin Alexanderplatz: The Game

"Average game play: 375 days"

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

irl lols @ aldo

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:21 (1 year ago) Permalink

there was this really terrible joel hodgson sketch show pilot that featured a life-size mousetrap from Mouse Trap.

― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:22 (1 year ago) Permalink

Troll Hunter: the game

― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

I would SO play that game

"Troll Stench sold separately"

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

>Infiltrate troll cave

Trolls discover you and chase you

>Fire light gun

You are a Christian
Tough shit
Trolls eat you

― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

The Wicker Man: the game

― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

cant wait for the scene where the dying alien says to liam neeson "you... sunk.... my ........ battleship"

― max, Wednesday, July 27, 2011 2:02 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh shit i guarantee this is exactly how it's going to end

― piggyback payoff (NZA), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

i doubt it, they clearly aim to be taken seriously by the target audience

― RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

>Fly seaplane

You are met by villagers in masks
You know there is a conspiracy

>Investigate conspiracy

You are scared by the depth of it
Everyone is against you

>Sleep

Rowan tries to seduce you
You refuse
You fucking idiot

>Visit Lord Summerisle

He plays the piano and fobs you off
You could have shagged Britt Ekland, you knob

>Dress up as jester

You are a Christian
Tough shit
The villagers burn you

― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

aldo you're really good at this

― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

If only it paid the bills.

― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

And also, arguably, hie thee to my I Love Comics thread where I have reviewed DC's output for the past six months in order to play fast and loose with my sanity.

― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:50 (1 year ago) Permalink

lmao

― max, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

WARNING: you probably need to know something about my references to get the most out of it i.e. you should really understand a fair bit about shitty modern comics to get a lot of it. If you have little idea about who Geoff Johns is and how I hate him you will get less out of it. </pimping my stuff>

― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:53 (1 year ago) Permalink

I just clicked over and read through that thread. I had used the New 52 as an opportunity to try to get back into DC after many, many years, hoping they'd disentangled continuity crap that I couldn't be bothered with, and after 5 issues I've pretty much given up on all of them except Animal Man, Batgirl and Batwoman. Action and Superman are such a mess I can't be arsed, and Detective started strong and went straight into the crapper. Should I keep up w/Wonder Woman y/n?

― A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 23:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

Y

― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 07:55 (1 year ago) Permalink

to his proctologist:

"i want to have this thoroughly investigated"

― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 08:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

The Mastermind box deconstruction thread already has the plot of Mastermind: The Movie.

― Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 09:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Rihanna-Wields-Multiple-Massive-Guns-Battleship-Images-29550.html

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 17:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 17:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

"YOU CAN STAND UNDER MY UMBRELLA! AND BY UMBRELLA I MEAN MACHINE GUN-UN-UN-UN!"

― A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 17:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

rumpapapum rumpapapum shot a battleship down

― piggyback payoff (NZA), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 20:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

Dolores O'Riordan is in this, too?

― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 20:47 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/29550/Rihanna_Wields_Multiple_Massive_Guns_New_Battleship_Images_1329851796.jpg

this was the look on her face when chris martin called her to colab

― piggyback payoff (NZA), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 20:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

doh

― piggyback payoff (NZA), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 20:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

i work with some guys who worked on this and claim she's one of the worst human beings on the planet.

― Fetchboy, Saturday, 10 March 2012 03:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

i'm still trying to process how this whole film isn't a colossal joke.

― kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Saturday, 10 March 2012 03:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

wait...how isn't it

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 March 2012 03:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://io9.com/5892888/liam-neeson-is-commanding-in-his-role-as-red-peg-in-new-battleship-trailer

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

That is truly a stupid two minutes.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

Battleship Independence Alien Iron Man Day

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

hahahah ugh

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

this is one Tim Riggins movie I doubt I will turn the corner on

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:51 (1 year ago) Permalink

The trailer was on before John Carter OF MARS last night, and it looked like stupid, stupid, stupid fun. I was almost tempted.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

Oh yay.

http://io9.com/5894180/our-first-look-at-battleships-mysterious-aliens

Alex interrupts him, and sends Cora to the control deck while he leads the alien out onto the deck. He gets the crap more or less beaten out of him, but he and Cora have a plan. He buys her time to aim one of the cannons point-blank at the alien's head. It turns around to see the cannon about to be fired. Rihanna quips, "Mahalo, motherfucker" — and the cannon blows the alien away.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 17 March 2012 23:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

Namaste, motherfucker

― ledge, Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:04 (1 year ago) Permalink

peace be with you, dickhead

― arsenio and old ma$e (m bison), Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

Go in peace and love to serve the lord, motherfucker

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 March 2012 01:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

So that's what a quip is these days

― Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Sunday, 18 March 2012 07:02 (1 year ago) Permalink

the movie's ... zany sense of humor

Alex tries to win her over by getting her a burrito in five minutes. Unfortunately, the convenience store next door is closed, so Alex decides to break in and get her the burrito anyway. We switch to security cam footage - complete with Pink Panther theme - to see Alex breaking into the store, getting the burrito, and subsequently wrecking most of the merchandise in his attempt to get back out. The scene ends in complete chaos, with Alex running away from - and getting tasered by — the cops, a sequence that causes multiple cars to crash into each other to avoid hitting him. But hey — he gets Brooklyn Decker the burrito, and a true love is born.

Fuck OFF!

― Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Sunday, 18 March 2012 07:04 (1 year ago) Permalink