KILLFILE 2.0

name or gtfo

http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/24790/beginner-guide-for-greasemonkey-scripts-in-google-chrome/

This may be a good starting point

ahh, beautiful. cheers m8 http://i.imgur.com/240ot.gif

ban hungry4ass

(just checking)

why do some threads get revived with no new posts??

lol

http://freeemoticonsandsmileys.com/animated%20emoticons/Cool%20Animated%20Emoticons/gleam.gif

Surprised StanM hasn't come in to ask the exact same question as Hungry's revive yet tbh

I think this just means everybody is going to go out of their way to mention ade to see if they are 'the one'

it's not as if you can't see that they posted, you just see theier name and then "post deleted", so it does kinda make you wanna know what they said even though you killfiled em.

― lolford brimley (Neanderthal), Monday, May 30, 2011 4:46 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

People who use this, is that true? I don't want to go through the trouble of enabling this if that's the case. Please to confirm or deny this thank you in advance.

the 'post deleted' bit is true, the latter bit definitely not, otherwise why bother killfiling em

You mean the part about it making you want to know what they said? lol. It still seems weird to me that you'd see their usename and "post deleted" but good to know in any event. Ta!

the substitution replaces the text of what the person posted, not so much the entire post

this line is responsible for the message, just change it

div.innerHTML = "<div>Post by " + poster + " deleted<br /><hr/></div>";

to, perhaps,

div.innerHTML = "<div>Post deleted<br /><hr/></div>";

don't think you can remove all the evidence - even if you make the div empty the horizontal lines will still be there so you'll still know something is missing.

can one also change the text to "hen fap" if they so desired?

that will crash your browser

for maximum feelgood factor try changing it to

div.innerHTML = "<div>" + document.evaluate("//form[@class='formsection']/strong",document,null,XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE,null).snapshotItem(0).firstChild.nodeValue.substr(14) + " otm<br /><hr/></div>";

The whole reason I'd killfile someone is because they appear too often on every single thread. Having "post deleted" appear in its place (1000 times) doesn't really solve my problem.

And yes, I'm talking about Ned Raggett.

ban ned raggett.

worst bit is when someone quotes the dipshit you're killfiling

> Having "post deleted" appear in its place (1000 times) doesn't really solve my problem.

you can change the div.innerHTML to anything you want.

I have no idea what that means, but having anything, even a "." appearing 1000 times would be annoying.

If I silence someone, I still don't want them standing around, pointing at their mute mouth like Darren would do when Samantha would cast a spell on him.

http://kaispace.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/invasion-of-the-body-snatchers-78.jpg

maybe put a bounty on them?

dude, they're not spilled coffee.

i was thinking more like running backs

Is there a killfile option for Chrome?

it uses greasemonkey so if greasemonkey is available for chrome then i'd say 'yes'. (and it is available, if the internet is to be believed)

chrome used to be able to load .user.js files, but now it gives me an error saying that they can only be installed from the Chrome Web Store

actually, just download the kilxor.user.js script, edit it, the go to chrome://extensions and drag it onto that screen

also here's a variation of the script to just silently kill the post instead of displaying notifications: https://gist.github.com/3556268

who r u all killfiling

the poster who somehow turns any thread they engage with into a meltdown: You.

but but... how did u read my post

can figure out the unicode escape code for ∞

cant*

∞KILL∞KILL∞KILL∞

> who r u all killfiling

me, apparently 8)

ha

I will accept guesses as to who I'm killfiling.

always assume me, then write that off as egotism, then write that off as complacency

HOW DID THIS THREAD GET REVIVED WITH NO NEW POSTS???? HAHA

ha nice i was straining attempting to make that joke i mean nothing who am i talking to nobody

if i killfilled i would def name names that's like the only time in life you can pull off being like "not listening to u" someone gracefully, aside from like smiling contentedly while rolling up a tinted window or something

ha nice i was straining attempting to make that joke i mean nothing who am i talking to nobody

― lag∞n, Friday, August 31, 2012 3:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i already made it but i guess im killfiled

WHAT DID YOU SAY?? I ONLY QUIETFILLED U

actually, just download the kilxor.user.js script, edit it, the go to chrome://extensions and drag it onto that screen

got as far as d/ling the file tbh

nm

awes