^ what i'm talking about
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:06 (1 year ago) Permalink
A friend and I like to joke about the gritty reimagining of Connect Four called "The Fourth Connection".
― Mike Love Costume Jewelry on Etsy (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 2:37 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it'd be a romcom
― valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
it's a competition between two romantic consultants, a la Will Smith in Hitch. They have a friendly wager.
― valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
Risk would be the most boring war movie ever
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:11 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/ridley-scotts-monopoly-movie-hires-229944
― Fonz Hour (Eazy), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
first thing I looked for was a 4/1 publication date
no such luck
what is even happening JAAAAAAANE LET ME OFF THIS CRAZY THING
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
Human Centipede: The Game
― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
*cries*
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
battleship potemkin: the game
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
das boot: the game
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
das boot: das game
― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
hee
Mulholland Drive: the game
― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
You are on the street
>Look North
You don't know who the fuck you areLez up with Naomi Watts
― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:20 (1 year ago) Permalink
Berlin Alexanderplatz: The Game
"Average game play: 375 days"
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
irl lols @ aldo
there was this really terrible joel hodgson sketch show pilot that featured a life-size mousetrap from Mouse Trap.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
Troll Hunter: the game
― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
I would SO play that game
"Troll Stench sold separately"
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
>Infiltrate troll cave
Trolls discover you and chase you
>Fire light gun
You are a ChristianTough shitTrolls eat you
― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
The Wicker Man: the game
― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
cant wait for the scene where the dying alien says to liam neeson "you... sunk.... my ........ battleship"
― max, Wednesday, July 27, 2011 2:02 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
oh shit i guarantee this is exactly how it's going to end
― piggyback payoff (NZA), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
i doubt it, they clearly aim to be taken seriously by the target audience
― RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
>Fly seaplane
You are met by villagers in masksYou know there is a conspiracy
>Investigate conspiracy
You are scared by the depth of itEveryone is against you
>Sleep
Rowan tries to seduce youYou refuseYou fucking idiot
>Visit Lord Summerisle
He plays the piano and fobs you offYou could have shagged Britt Ekland, you knob
>Dress up as jester
You are a ChristianTough shitThe villagers burn you
― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
aldo you're really good at this
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
If only it paid the bills.
― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
And also, arguably, hie thee to my I Love Comics thread where I have reviewed DC's output for the past six months in order to play fast and loose with my sanity.
― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
> there is a burned doll
how'd it get burned
― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:50 (1 year ago) Permalink
lmao
― max, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
WARNING: you probably need to know something about my references to get the most out of it i.e. you should really understand a fair bit about shitty modern comics to get a lot of it. If you have little idea about who Geoff Johns is and how I hate him you will get less out of it. </pimping my stuff>
― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
I just clicked over and read through that thread. I had used the New 52 as an opportunity to try to get back into DC after many, many years, hoping they'd disentangled continuity crap that I couldn't be bothered with, and after 5 issues I've pretty much given up on all of them except Animal Man, Batgirl and Batwoman. Action and Superman are such a mess I can't be arsed, and Detective started strong and went straight into the crapper. Should I keep up w/Wonder Woman y/n?
― A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 23:38 (1 year ago) Permalink
Y
― Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 07:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
to his proctologist:
"i want to have this thoroughly investigated"
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 08:35 (1 year ago) Permalink
The Mastermind box deconstruction thread already has the plot of Mastermind: The Movie.
― Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 09:06 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Rihanna-Wields-Multiple-Massive-Guns-Battleship-Images-29550.html
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 17:12 (1 year ago) Permalink
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 17:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
"YOU CAN STAND UNDER MY UMBRELLA! AND BY UMBRELLA I MEAN MACHINE GUN-UN-UN-UN!"
― A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 17:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
rumpapapum rumpapapum shot a battleship down
― piggyback payoff (NZA), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 20:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
Dolores O'Riordan is in this, too?
― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 20:47 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/29550/Rihanna_Wields_Multiple_Massive_Guns_New_Battleship_Images_1329851796.jpg
this was the look on her face when chris martin called her to colab
― piggyback payoff (NZA), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 20:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
doh
― piggyback payoff (NZA), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 20:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
i work with some guys who worked on this and claim she's one of the worst human beings on the planet.
― Fetchboy, Saturday, 10 March 2012 03:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
i'm still trying to process how this whole film isn't a colossal joke.
― kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Saturday, 10 March 2012 03:36 (1 year ago) Permalink
wait...how isn't it
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 March 2012 03:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
http://io9.com/5892888/liam-neeson-is-commanding-in-his-role-as-red-peg-in-new-battleship-trailer
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
That is truly a stupid two minutes.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
Battleship Independence Alien Iron Man Day
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
hahahah ugh
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 18:51 (1 year ago) Permalink