Battleship...the movie

Please let the answer be, "Yes, Liam Neeson is going to angrily, intensely say that."

s1ocki why u not like our joeks?

im just saying

See I think it was already a missed opportunity by NOT having Neeson scream that in the trailer.

Connect Four: THE MOVIE

^ what i'm talking about

A friend and I like to joke about the gritty reimagining of Connect Four called "The Fourth Connection".

― Mike Love Costume Jewelry on Etsy (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 2:37 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it'd be a romcom

it's a competition between two romantic consultants, a la Will Smith in Hitch. They have a friendly wager.

Risk would be the most boring war movie ever

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/ridley-scotts-monopoly-movie-hires-229944

first thing I looked for was a 4/1 publication date

no such luck

what is even happening JAAAAAAANE LET ME OFF THIS CRAZY THING

Human Centipede: The Game

*cries*

battleship potemkin: the game

das boot: the game

das boot: das game

hee

Mulholland Drive: the game

You are on the street

>Look North

You don't know who the fuck you are
Lez up with Naomi Watts

Berlin Alexanderplatz: The Game

"Average game play: 375 days"

irl lols @ aldo

there was this really terrible joel hodgson sketch show pilot that featured a life-size mousetrap from Mouse Trap.

Troll Hunter: the game

I would SO play that game

"Troll Stench sold separately"

>Infiltrate troll cave

Trolls discover you and chase you

>Fire light gun

You are a Christian
Tough shit
Trolls eat you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwn1NTK-50

The Wicker Man: the game

cant wait for the scene where the dying alien says to liam neeson "you... sunk.... my ........ battleship"

― max, Wednesday, July 27, 2011 2:02 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh shit i guarantee this is exactly how it's going to end

i doubt it, they clearly aim to be taken seriously by the target audience

>Fly seaplane

You are met by villagers in masks
You know there is a conspiracy

>Investigate conspiracy

You are scared by the depth of it
Everyone is against you

>Sleep

Rowan tries to seduce you
You refuse
You fucking idiot

>Visit Lord Summerisle

He plays the piano and fobs you off
You could have shagged Britt Ekland, you knob

>Dress up as jester

You are a Christian
Tough shit
The villagers burn you

aldo you're really good at this

If only it paid the bills.

And also, arguably, hie thee to my I Love Comics thread where I have reviewed DC's output for the past six months in order to play fast and loose with my sanity.

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

> there is a burned doll

how'd it get burned

lmao

WARNING: you probably need to know something about my references to get the most out of it i.e. you should really understand a fair bit about shitty modern comics to get a lot of it. If you have little idea about who Geoff Johns is and how I hate him you will get less out of it. </pimping my stuff>

I just clicked over and read through that thread. I had used the New 52 as an opportunity to try to get back into DC after many, many years, hoping they'd disentangled continuity crap that I couldn't be bothered with, and after 5 issues I've pretty much given up on all of them except Animal Man, Batgirl and Batwoman. Action and Superman are such a mess I can't be arsed, and Detective started strong and went straight into the crapper. Should I keep up w/Wonder Woman y/n?

Y

to his proctologist:

"i want to have this thoroughly investigated"

The Mastermind box deconstruction thread already has the plot of Mastermind: The Movie.

http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Rihanna-Wields-Multiple-Massive-Guns-Battleship-Images-29550.html

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/29550/Rihanna_Wields_Multiple_Massive_Guns_New_Battleship_Images_1329851832.jpg

"YOU CAN STAND UNDER MY UMBRELLA! AND BY UMBRELLA I MEAN MACHINE GUN-UN-UN-UN!"

rumpapapum rumpapapum shot a battleship down

Dolores O'Riordan is in this, too?

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/29550/Rihanna_Wields_Multiple_Massive_Guns_New_Battleship_Images_1329851796.jpg

this was the look on her face when chris martin called her to colab

doh
http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/29550/Rihanna_Wields_Multiple_Massive_Guns_New_Battleship_Images_1329851796.jpg

i work with some guys who worked on this and claim she's one of the worst human beings on the planet.

i'm still trying to process how this whole film isn't a colossal joke.