Battleship...the movie

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I'm trying to think of what the most ludicrous game movie would be

it's a toss-up between "Ants in the Pants: THE MOVIE" and "Pass the Pigs: THE MOVIE"

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

Need a dark, gritty version of

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

they did that already, it was called "Cabin Fever"

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

It's every other summer movie ever smooshed together!

Fonz Hour (Eazy), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:44 (2 years ago) Permalink

Coming This Summer to a Theater Near You: Hi-Ho! Cherry-O: The Movie!

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

would watch Operation: The Movie

max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

also Hungry Hungry Hippos

max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

Hungry Hungry Hippos as a scary when animals attack movie would be RAD

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

Mousetrap The Movie: Missing scenes 2, 12, and 19.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:10 (2 years ago) Permalink

Trying to imagine SORRY: THE MOVIE

(thinks and smiles) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:14 (2 years ago) Permalink

UNO the movie could be fun. You could skip scenes, go backwards, speed scenes up. Think of all the fun. Fun, goddamnit!

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

Trying to imagine SORRY: THE MOVIE

This summer

You'll be... SORRY

max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

Mastermind: The Movie! Directed by Terence Malick.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

After years of languishing in development at Universal, Hasbro announced that Candy Land has moved to Columbia Pictures, with Adam Sandler slated to star and produce via his production company, Happy Madison.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

somebody google cornhole movie and see if that's been done yet

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

Changing Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy to STRATEGO and naming each person after a game piece was a missed chance for synergy.

da croupier, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

I'm certain it has, just not the way your local bros play it.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

I heard that they were going to try to make Candyland some kind of weird LOTR quest movie? could be apocryphal, but still, lol

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:26 (2 years ago) Permalink

omg @ Hungry Hippos trailer. HAHAHAHA that is fucking great.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

dudes battleship is ridic enough, none of these jokes are funnier than the fact that they are making a movie about BATTLESHIP

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

is someone going to say 'you sank my battleship'?

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

A friend and I like to joke about the gritty reimagining of Connect Four called "The Fourth Connection".

Mike Love Costume Jewelry on Etsy (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

Please let the answer be, "Yes, Liam Neeson is going to angrily, intensely say that."

A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

s1ocki why u not like our joeks?

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

im just saying

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

See I think it was already a missed opportunity by NOT having Neeson scream that in the trailer.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

Connect Four: THE MOVIE

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

^ what i'm talking about

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

A friend and I like to joke about the gritty reimagining of Connect Four called "The Fourth Connection".

― Mike Love Costume Jewelry on Etsy (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, February 21, 2012 2:37 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

it'd be a romcom

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

it's a competition between two romantic consultants, a la Will Smith in Hitch. They have a friendly wager.

valleys of your mind (mh), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:09 (2 years ago) Permalink

Risk would be the most boring war movie ever

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:11 (2 years ago) Permalink

first thing I looked for was a 4/1 publication date

no such luck

what is even happening JAAAAAAANE LET ME OFF THIS CRAZY THING

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 20:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

Human Centipede: The Game

Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

*cries*

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

battleship potemkin: the game

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

das boot: the game

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

das boot: das game

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

hee

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

Mulholland Drive: the game

Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

You are on the street

>Look North

You don't know who the fuck you are
Lez up with Naomi Watts

Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

Berlin Alexanderplatz: The Game

"Average game play: 375 days"

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

irl lols @ aldo

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

there was this really terrible joel hodgson sketch show pilot that featured a life-size mousetrap from Mouse Trap.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

Troll Hunter: the game

Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

I would SO play that game

"Troll Stench sold separately"

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

>Infiltrate troll cave

Trolls discover you and chase you

>Fire light gun

You are a Christian
Tough shit
Trolls eat you

Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 22:24 (2 years ago) Permalink


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