whoa
xp to m bison's next-level proposal
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link
winning vote totals are like...spongebob 1 trillion pts, tupac 1.1 trillion pts, barbara bush 3 pts
― oneohtrix and park (m bison), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link
2nd-4th grades in the USA should be entirely taught in languages besides English
― Euler, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link
wow m bison just solved all of our problems
― max, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link
sure u can practice your religion every day if every day u want to be forced to eat dog shit, the choice is yours!
― lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link
I'm pretty fascity about things related to pregnancy and birth that may not seem controversial here but are considered surprisingly "crazy" to a lot of people outside certain circles.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link
haha euler otm
― iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link
i know i am still absorbing it
xxp
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link
Everything at work has to be made with a welder to the acompanyment of the a-team soundtrack. EVERYTHING
"Oh shit, we're out of highlighters." Da-da-da *click, whooosh* da-da-da-da-daaa
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link
i now see what this thread is about but i am not about to divulge my secret fascist fantasies.
there should be an enforced sterilization program on the bottom 5% and the top 5% of the population as ranked economically; you are in one fell swoop removing the people who cannot achieve and the people who achieve primarily via gross cheating and exploitation from the gene pool
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link
Men can't wear ratty flip-flops at amusement parks.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link
I held back on making this cause secret libertarian fantasies are a lot more shameful than secret fascist fantasies
― iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link
ban advertising everywhere on tv on billboards all of it
― max, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link
this thread could be interesting if its not interpreted as lol minor irritation couched in hyperbolic language lol like that tedious disgusting savages thread
― judith, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link
come on the point of these threads is challops don't go for the easy stuff
― iatee, Monday, February 13, 2012 6:02 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Okay, fine: Free speech is overrated and I would like to be the fascist in charge of what is and isn't okay. Step one: burn reddit to the ground. Step two: send dog-whistle racist/misogynist politicians to gulags in the fetid swamps of southern Florida.
― carl agatha, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago) link
Ok, I'm honestly very serious about environmental regulations and companies being strong-armed into cleaning up after themselves and would be a total dictator about it.
But since I'm sure most everyone agrees with that, my contribution to our new fascist ilxorland would be enforced American (& state) flag display. Flags are pretty fascist right? I fucking love flags and now you're gonna fly 'em!
― things you're secretly kinda libertranny about (beachville), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago) link
Step three: that "girls gone wild" guy publicly pilloried.*
*I don't even know if he's done anything horrible lately. I am just holding a grudge.
is anyone against flag burning?
― iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago) link
Step two: send dog-whistle racist/misogynist politicians to gulags in the fetid swamps of southern Florida.
I thought you liked me!!
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
Serial rapists should be castrated.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
John Paul Stevens
is he reading this thread
― iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
xx-post publicly
kinda fascisty about drunk driving. i think more people should get their licenses revoked FOREVER for drunk driving. maybe a two strike rule. though if you hurt anyone at all with your car a one strike rule.
― scott seward, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, Jenny, that's the main way i'm fascist once we get past economic/housing/education policy. but i haven't really figured out what exactly should be done. the american libertarian tradition wrt speech is hard for me to think outside of. it's like i have a huge confused jumble of thoughts about hate speech, etc.
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link
only one child per couple allowed and only if that couple passes a child-rearing assessment.
― lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link
a tax on tv and movies that funds libraries and small publishing companies
― max, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link
Totally agree with Scott.
― things you're secretly kinda libertranny about (beachville), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah Scott otm.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link
I have no idea how drunk driving laws are so lenient that people can get busted for it multiple times.
Matt P not far off it with the one kid and child rearing test thing either tbh.
because if they weren't nobody would be able to drink alcohol because there is no other way to get from place a to place b in america
― iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago) link
xp to Alfred: Everybody has to make sacrifices under my new world order.
xp to horseshoe: If law school did anything for me, it showed me how very constructed our approach to speech is. Useful to ideologically justify my fascist regime.
― carl agatha, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago) link
Although I wouldn't necessarily say one. I'd cap it at 2 or maybe 3.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago) link
no more blogs ever
― Mr. Que, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago) link
a slap across the face for anyone who makes a sports metaphor in public or writing.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago) link
all religious organizations should be illegal.
― lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:17 (twelve years ago) link
yeah drunk driving laws are like... the source of the problem is not people deciding to drink and drive, its that cars are legal and encouraged
― max, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:17 (twelve years ago) link
Now your'e getting into the spirit, Alfred!
― carl agatha, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:17 (twelve years ago) link
lol Alfred
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:17 (twelve years ago) link
sidewalk bicyclists
smokers near me
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:18 (twelve years ago) link
iatee otm about the 15,000 miles between your home and the nearest Applebee's.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
xkcd
― caek, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
the science communicator
stringent taxes on the owners of Hooters and other sports bars.
― caek, Monday, February 13, 2012 1:19 PM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
what does this mean??
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
See, I would say all conversations/written pieces must contain at least two sports metaphors; fewer wouldn't be cricket, and more than that would be like a 2-point conversion when you're already up by 20.
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
I specifically moved to my apt to be 15,000 miles to applebee's tbf, it took a lot of planning
― iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago) link
I don't care about privacy that much. Convenience is more awesome.
― Jeff, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago) link
what kind of jumper was he wearing, that it could get caught in the front wheel like that?
― how's life, Friday, 5 October 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link
he had it on the handlebars, he is 32 fyi
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 5 October 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
sounds horrible. i hit my face hard into the ground in a non-bike accident a few weeks ago and it hurt like absolute hell. the hard bone of your head just smacks right into the unbelievable hardness of the road and any soft tissue in the way just gets smashed right through like it isn't even there. good luck to the poor guy
― Superphysical Resurrection (NickB), Friday, 5 October 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
Securing my load when biking.
(me and everyone else reading this thread)
― nickn, Friday, 5 October 2012 23:15 (eleven years ago) link
i am p fascisty about fascists
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 7 October 2012 03:23 (eleven years ago) link