People who abuse or molest their children should be sterilized put down.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, February 13, 2012 12:57 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― things you're secretly kinda libertranny about (beachville), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link
don't be so obv max, everyone in the world knows that guns and cars should be banned forever
― iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link
there is a moment in dr. horrible's sing-along blog (shut up) where neil patrick harris, the villain, says "the world is a mess and i just need to...rule it" and rarely have i so fully identified with a television character.
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link
sing along blogs
― Mr. Que, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link
I could make a long long list of health care related ones but abortion should be covered under all insurance plans regardless of reason or number or anything tbh.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link
OTM
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link
come on the point of these threads is challops don't go for the easy stuff
― iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link
oh okay. i was thinking forced economic and racial integration at the housing level could be carried out alongside a program to move people back into city centers from the suburbs /pandering
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link
again, you would have to be insane to not agree w/ that
― iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link
whoever said due dates in libraries in the other thread, otm
― Mr. Que, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link
it's hard because what's challops in american political discourse vs. what's challops on ilx, you know?
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link
lol xp to iatee
PIZZA
CAPITALISM
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link
talking on cellphone while driving should be illegal and equivalent to a dui
― ciderpress, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link
democracy is dumb, you should lose voting points for every dollar u earn (start off with 1 million points, millionaires get no points, children get 1 mil points cos they have no money etc)
― oneohtrix and park (m bison), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link
pizza otm
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link
I secretly yearn for the imprisonment of my political enemies, in a facility where they could enjoy the benefits of publically provided health care, nutritious food, free educational opportunities and easy listening music piped into their well-appointed cells.
― Aimless, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link
whoa
xp to m bison's next-level proposal
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link
winning vote totals are like...spongebob 1 trillion pts, tupac 1.1 trillion pts, barbara bush 3 pts
― oneohtrix and park (m bison), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link
2nd-4th grades in the USA should be entirely taught in languages besides English
― Euler, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link
wow m bison just solved all of our problems
― max, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link
sure u can practice your religion every day if every day u want to be forced to eat dog shit, the choice is yours!
― lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link
I'm pretty fascity about things related to pregnancy and birth that may not seem controversial here but are considered surprisingly "crazy" to a lot of people outside certain circles.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link
haha euler otm
― iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link
i know i am still absorbing it
xxp
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link
Everything at work has to be made with a welder to the acompanyment of the a-team soundtrack. EVERYTHING
"Oh shit, we're out of highlighters." Da-da-da *click, whooosh* da-da-da-da-daaa
― Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link
i now see what this thread is about but i am not about to divulge my secret fascist fantasies.
there should be an enforced sterilization program on the bottom 5% and the top 5% of the population as ranked economically; you are in one fell swoop removing the people who cannot achieve and the people who achieve primarily via gross cheating and exploitation from the gene pool
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link
Men can't wear ratty flip-flops at amusement parks.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link
I held back on making this cause secret libertarian fantasies are a lot more shameful than secret fascist fantasies
― iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link
ban advertising everywhere on tv on billboards all of it
― max, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link
this thread could be interesting if its not interpreted as lol minor irritation couched in hyperbolic language lol like that tedious disgusting savages thread
― judith, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link
― iatee, Monday, February 13, 2012 6:02 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Okay, fine: Free speech is overrated and I would like to be the fascist in charge of what is and isn't okay. Step one: burn reddit to the ground. Step two: send dog-whistle racist/misogynist politicians to gulags in the fetid swamps of southern Florida.
― carl agatha, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago) link
Ok, I'm honestly very serious about environmental regulations and companies being strong-armed into cleaning up after themselves and would be a total dictator about it.
But since I'm sure most everyone agrees with that, my contribution to our new fascist ilxorland would be enforced American (& state) flag display. Flags are pretty fascist right? I fucking love flags and now you're gonna fly 'em!
― things you're secretly kinda libertranny about (beachville), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago) link
Step three: that "girls gone wild" guy publicly pilloried.*
*I don't even know if he's done anything horrible lately. I am just holding a grudge.
is anyone against flag burning?
― iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago) link
Step two: send dog-whistle racist/misogynist politicians to gulags in the fetid swamps of southern Florida.
I thought you liked me!!
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
Serial rapists should be castrated.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
John Paul Stevens
is he reading this thread
― iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
xx-post publicly
kinda fascisty about drunk driving. i think more people should get their licenses revoked FOREVER for drunk driving. maybe a two strike rule. though if you hurt anyone at all with your car a one strike rule.
― scott seward, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, Jenny, that's the main way i'm fascist once we get past economic/housing/education policy. but i haven't really figured out what exactly should be done. the american libertarian tradition wrt speech is hard for me to think outside of. it's like i have a huge confused jumble of thoughts about hate speech, etc.
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link
only one child per couple allowed and only if that couple passes a child-rearing assessment.
― lil kink (Matt P), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link
a tax on tv and movies that funds libraries and small publishing companies
― max, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link
Totally agree with Scott.
― things you're secretly kinda libertranny about (beachville), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah Scott otm.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 13 February 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link
I have no idea how drunk driving laws are so lenient that people can get busted for it multiple times.
Matt P not far off it with the one kid and child rearing test thing either tbh.
because if they weren't nobody would be able to drink alcohol because there is no other way to get from place a to place b in america
― iatee, Monday, 13 February 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago) link
The 10 best drivers I know are still 10,000x the danger to themselves and others than the 10 worst cyclists.ok I cannot tell you HOW many times a fucking week I almost hit a cyclist because they're not obeying the traffic laws they're supposed to obey. running red lights, etc.
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Thursday, October 4, 2012 9:40 AM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
go slower
― THEE-AH-TER (Matt P), Thursday, 4 October 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link
very very fascisty about drivers bitching about cyclists, and i drive everywhere.
― THEE-AH-TER (Matt P), Thursday, 4 October 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
I hit three whole cyclists this morning and I still hate when drivers complain about them
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 4 October 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
fuck off, Matt P. I follow the law.
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Thursday, 4 October 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
I don't blame all cyclists for the antics of these clowns that surround my college campus, fwiw -- I think it's an engineering student thing.
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Thursday, 4 October 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link
my brother's just been in a bike accident :( on way to hospital now. Jinx.
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 5 October 2012 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
DARRA. Shit, I'm sorry. Speed to his side and take our support & concern as you go.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Friday, 5 October 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link
:[
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Friday, 5 October 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
best to you and your brother
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 5 October 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
good luck.
― how's life, Friday, 5 October 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link
thks guys. Spoke to him and he's ok but banged up a little. Phew
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 5 October 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
thank goodness!
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Friday, 5 October 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link
bicycle meets automobile never ends well, but banged up a little is well to the better side of the spectrum
― Aimless, Friday, 5 October 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
pizza
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 October 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link
pssh, who needs an automobile present to have a bike accident
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 5 October 2012 22:09 (eleven years ago) link
mh otm, no cars involved,
jumper caught in front wheel at speed, no helmet. Big forehead gash, likely be carrying a decent scar for life, likewise from lip to nose (which is broken), large chip off front tooth, broken fingers, maybe torn calf muscle, shock and concussion. And lucky at that.
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 5 October 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
uuungh I will only be reading that description once
I feel like I got away relatively unscathed with two broken wrists, one of which was unnoticeable to me
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 5 October 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link
what kind of jumper was he wearing, that it could get caught in the front wheel like that?
― how's life, Friday, 5 October 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link
he had it on the handlebars, he is 32 fyi
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 5 October 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link
sounds horrible. i hit my face hard into the ground in a non-bike accident a few weeks ago and it hurt like absolute hell. the hard bone of your head just smacks right into the unbelievable hardness of the road and any soft tissue in the way just gets smashed right through like it isn't even there. good luck to the poor guy
― Superphysical Resurrection (NickB), Friday, 5 October 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
Securing my load when biking.
(me and everyone else reading this thread)
― nickn, Friday, 5 October 2012 23:15 (eleven years ago) link
i am p fascisty about fascists
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 7 October 2012 03:23 (eleven years ago) link