Movies That Were Probably Made By a Spasm of Six Year-Olds on Acid: The Top 75 Action Films Poll Results Thread

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psychomania. that's what they played late at night on t.v. all the time when i was a kid.

scott seward, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

Vanishing point was my number one pick!

Are you sure Omar got your ballot? He didn't include # of #1 votes in the results info.

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:11 (1 year ago) Permalink

yes, if at the same time u do not breathe through your mouth/nose

^^^^

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:12 (1 year ago) Permalink

it was your #3, AP!

omar little, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

surprised that temple of doom placed so low... also surprised to find myself voting it so high on my ballot. i guess when you have an opening like that the rest of the movie could have feature garfield and i would have voted it high

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:13 (1 year ago) Permalink

it was your #3, AP!

― omar little, Monday, February 13, 2012 11:13 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

everyone h8s temple of doom is my understanding

lag∞n, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:14 (1 year ago) Permalink

psychomania. that's what they played late at night on t.v. all the time when i was a kid.

And that one, yes!

Mark G, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:15 (1 year ago) Permalink

#71

DIRTY HARRY

Don Siegel
1971
United States
(165 points, 7 votes)

I have decided I need to see about adopting Inspector Callahan's no-cursing policy of dry sarcasm and cruel disregard for vanity as opposed to my usual sailorstyle shit fuck piss ass bitch banter (starting with muttering "swell" and "marvelous" when receiving, uh, new information).

― El Tomboto

Robinson couldn't fire a gun without screwing his eyes shut and flinching, so they had to stop filming and send him off to a shooting range for a couple of days. Even after that you can still see him blinking whenever he fires. His performance is excellent though, just the simple bit where he's walking across the rooftop tearing up the piece of newspaper does so much to establish that the character is evil.

― snoball

the first "dirty harry" at least is fantastic. i love that shot where the camera just flies back when harry finally confronts scorpio on the football field.

― J.D.

DIRTY HARRY

omar little, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:16 (1 year ago) Permalink

everyone h8s temple of doom is my understanding

― lag∞n, Monday, February 13, 2012 11:14 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe i was the only one to vote for it

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

i went to the same school as andrew robinson! for a year. they had a framed picture of him in the school library. he's awesome. now and then.

scott seward, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

o damn, its startin already! temple of doom i havent seen since i was a p small kid, but it was real scary to me back then...

i voted for two bond movies, but goldfinger wasnt one of them, but it's a good'un

you're picking great shots for the pics!

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

i had to check to make sure i didn't vote for all of the first three indiana jones movies but nope no temple, i can breathe easy

some dude, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:23 (1 year ago) Permalink

surprised that temple of doom placed so low... also surprised to find myself voting it so high on my ballot. i guess when you have an opening like that the rest of the movie could have feature garfield and i would have voted it high

haha this is so OTM

sorry for not voting ;_;

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

it never clicked with me until now, but looking at that dirty harry pic its clear that harry callahan is the most badass sweater vest-wearer in cinema history

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:25 (1 year ago) Permalink

it was your #3, AP!

― omar little, Monday, February 13, 2012 11:13 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ha! Just went back and reviewed my list. Wild Bunch & Seven Samurai got top billing, so my votes are less cracked out than I remember.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

it never clicked with me until now, but looking at that dirty harry pic its clear that harry callahan is the most badass sweater vest-wearer in cinema history

suddenly Santorum makes sense

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

#69 (TIE)

THE HURT LOCKER

Kathryn Bigelow
2009
United States
(167 points, 8 votes)

There were a bunch of times that Bigelow's choices in Hurt Locker had me muttering to myself "100% pure adrenaline" or other quotes from Point Break. Especially the drinking scenes. She loves to shoot scenes of dudes hangin' out.

― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic)

lemme just say that all other merits aside there are some really stunning shots in this pic

― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.)

Finally saw the Hurt Locker, which I really liked.

I do wonder if Jeremy Renner's character ended up leaving his family again because the way his wife cleaned mushrooms was beyond the pale. Who soaks them in a tub of water?

― ô_o (Nicole)

kathryn bigelow

omar little, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

finally, someone running away from an explosion

am0n, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:28 (1 year ago) Permalink

not my bigelow of choice, but def a dope, tight little movie. also, a really cool title

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

I voted Raiders and left out Temple. I found myself selecting the best and only voting for one of any series.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

hurt locker is one of those movies that i think of as not very good but also the rare intersection of oscar bait and ilx bait

some dude, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:31 (1 year ago) Permalink

i cant pick only one when it comes to like indiana jones and og star wars cuz when they are literally the best-directed action movies of all time it would be silly to just pick a token choice

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:32 (1 year ago) Permalink

I agree with you, slocki. In retrospect it was a weird choice.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

are you saying you voted for jedi and crystal skulls?

some dude, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:33 (1 year ago) Permalink

is it really oscar bait? i still find its win kinda mystifying, only past winner i'd really compare it to is like The French Connection (or i guess Platoon)

the irl guy who it was based off of is apparently even more unhinged in reality, and is really notorious in the EOD community

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

are you saying you voted for jedi and crystal skulls?

― some dude, Monday, February 13, 2012 10:33 AM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

obv I voted for phantom menace

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:35 (1 year ago) Permalink

are you saying you voted for jedi and crystal skulls?

― some dude, Monday, February 13, 2012 11:33 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i did vote for jedi! (but rather lower on the list)
i didnt vote for crystal skulls though, it's not as bad as the star wars prequels but not nearly the level of the others. i'm not saying you HAVE to vote for ALL of them, but there's no reason not to vote for more than one in a series if multiple entries are dope

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:36 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah i guess it's not fair to call any oscar winner an oscar bait although there are some ways that i think it's reasonable to call it that

some dude, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

there is a reason! to make room for other flicks!

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

hurt locker is SO not oscar bait

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:37 (1 year ago) Permalink

oscar bait is like, expensive studio bought & paid for shit like "chocolat"

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah i feel you s1ocks -- i meant to vote for all three o.g. SW movies but somehow i left out SW itself

some dude, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:38 (1 year ago) Permalink

go away, baitin'

am0n, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

#69 (TIE)

DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE

John McTiernan
1995
United States
(167 points, 6 votes)

Die Hard With A Vengeance is a blast. It's too damn long and episodic - they clearly hadn't worked out how to end the thing - but it's got too many classic Die Hard lines to be discounted. OK, it was a weird move for the series to become a chase all around town instead of a confined-space thing, but there are other ways in which it fits into the lineage - mainly the great fake-out by the bad guy. And possibly my favorite line ever by John McClane, over a truck CB: Attention! Attention! Nils is dead! I repeat, Nils is dead, fuck-head!

― Doctor Casino

did you guys know Die Hard With A Vengeance is kind of an amazing, amazing movie?

― TOMBOT

the "annoying criminal mastermind" thing is the only reason that Die Hard With A Vengeance was even remotely watchable

― bernard snowy

omar little, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

i struggled with the jedi question but i still think it, like temple of doom, has some pretty all-time stuff in it

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

haha of all the movies i'd cite as archetypical oscar bait i wouldn't have gone for 'that chick flick about the chocolaterie'

some dude, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:39 (1 year ago) Permalink

juliette binoche, judi dench, general faux-foreignness, miramax...

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

but you can pretend i said 'the shipping news' or any other lasse hallstrom movie instead haha

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

Still bothered (from a realism standpoint and just because it didn't fit into the narrative) by the scene in The Hurt Locker where an EOD team turns into a sniper team.

Bummed I didn't vote - would have voted for the first three Indy movies and all three Bournes no doubt.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

thing about hurt locker is, when the movie showed at toronto the year before it came out, they weren't even sure it was gonna get a theatrical release!

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

DHWAV is really cool, didnt vote for it but its a strong movie

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah, it definitely faced a lot of commercial resistance for, y'know, not being much of an action movie (xpost)

some dude, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

yeah hurt locker is a small and mean Man Movie, a very atypical BP winner imo

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

Star Wars is great, but it didn't make my top 50. I think mostly due to going to the theatre to see the re-release of New Hope and being all fuck it I give up on this fucker.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

true (shameless name-droppy story): after the first tiff press screening i went to the film's publicist office to try and book an interview with k-bigs and she was standing there in the hotel suite getting her hair done up by her pr rep. i told her i'd just been to the screening and she really nervously, charmingly, interrogated me on how it went.. "do you think people liked it??"

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

i struggled with the jedi question but i still think it, like temple of doom, has some pretty all-time stuff in it

― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, February 13, 2012 11:39 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

you know whats weird is that i didnt vote for any spielberg even though i consider him the greatest action director probably ever to live

RudolfHitlerFtw (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

that is weird!

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

not even ALWAYS?

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:45 (1 year ago) Permalink

:D

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 00:41 (11 months ago) Permalink

plz and thank you

catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 01:05 (11 months ago) Permalink

omg

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:24 (11 months ago) Permalink

he made the cup. he made the cup. he had to have the cup made.

goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:48 (11 months ago) Permalink

8 months pass...

the part before the climax where crockett & tubbs fistbump exactly when the drums of nu-metal in the air tonight kick in

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 23 February 2013 02:34 (3 months ago) Permalink

h4a otm

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 23 February 2013 02:35 (3 months ago) Permalink

that cup ever happen elvis

zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 23 February 2013 03:10 (3 months ago) Permalink

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 23 February 2013 03:18 (3 months ago) Permalink

I'D RATHER BE RONIN

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 February 2013 03:19 (3 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

justice is a ride

No, not sinister (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 15 March 2013 17:59 (2 months ago) Permalink

i still lol @ the anger over the 'inception' "placement"

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 15 March 2013 19:17 (2 months ago) Permalink

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 15 March 2013 19:20 (2 months ago) Permalink

"rockin' good times!"

goole, Friday, 15 March 2013 19:38 (2 months ago) Permalink


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