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― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, January 13, 2009 3:50 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

how many calories would i burn if i held a girls head underwater until she was dead

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, January 13, 2009 5:21 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

shrug, we live in a world where actresses & singers are sentenced to death by drowning in internet polls, if u dont like jibaritos.... well lets just say u should be glad im not starting a poll.......

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, January 13, 2009 7:20 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

only if the title is "which one of the sandwiches do i want to drown"

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, January 13, 2009 9:21 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

max, you are good people, i generally like having you around, and i understand its fun to be part of a pwn-athon. But you were really playing zing Mad Libs by the end of this one. there's not some magical combination of "sandwich" and "drown" that you just haven't stumbled across.

hey whiney can i offer you a butthurt sandwich? i'll hold the cheese (-30cals)

you "generally" like having me around?!

SANDWICH -- A Sandwich man drowned in a Cape Cod pond Monday, apparently trying to retrieve a fishing lure, police said. John P. Coughlin, 35, was pronounced dead at Falmouth Hospital.

you "generally" like having me around?!

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, January 13, 2009 8:29 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

look out max -- he may try to drown you, next time he runs into you on the way to see the flaming lips

passantino made a 10/10 classic drowning joke in that thread and every other drowning joke after that was a footlong w/ extra weak sauce

I think "30 calories less if you hold the cheese" is the new meme over there, I was trying to do a couple of transitional "drowning plus holdin cheese" gags to usher in the next era.

new 77 assignment: anytime anyone mentions food involving cheese anywhere, chime in that it sounds good but it is "30 calories less if you hold the cheese"

you "generally" like having me around?!

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, January 13, 2009 9:29 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Well, I don't mind your zings until you start running the same ones into the ground. Yes, that's my own butthurtnedness and I have to deal with it. But you can't blame me for not 100% repping for a guy who's posting style I barely know beyond "likes to zing me repetitively"

shut the fuck up and go eat a Subway crab and seafood 12 foot you stupid ass subway eating pussy

keeping it positive.

keeping it positive

starting a thread to bitch about subway customers vs. jared fogle

http://www.kidshealthnotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/jared-fogle-before.jpg

But you can't blame me for not 100% repping for a guy who's posting style I barely know beyond "likes to zing me repetitively"

at least he's not milquetoast anymore

whats in the bag? xpost

.......bacon??

lol at que

bag o' bacon

i cant imagine being butthurt about a zing by max
no offense max

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they are kinda lame zings tbf

once u reach that point they're almost more just meme participation than zings

lame meme participation then

meme police

max is a board lawyer - we work together

thanks for defending my right to participate deej but jordans right they are not very funny, i hereby rescind all lazy zings of whiney g. weingarten, effective immediately

if we're gonna lawyer up the thread then let's get real -- this thread should be for multiple instances of the same/very similar jokes on separate occasions, not someone working variations on a theme on a particular thread one day.

shouldn't these be kept only on the drowning the deschanel sisters thread then? Seems like that should be fair play forever and ever anon.
I wish there was a red zinger challenge flag.

agreed.

http://bleacherreport.com/images_root/image_pictures/0034/8743/_40109822_nfl203_feature.jpg

http://www.ecmtuning.com/images/forums/zingers.jpg

shouldn't these be kept only on the drowning the deschanel sisters thread then? Seems like that should be fair play forever and ever anon.
I wish there was a red zinger challenge flag.

― i wanna roll stuff UP, i don't wanna NOT roll stuff up!!!! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, January 13, 2009 11:20 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i cant imagine a world where a zing cant be carried onto another thread -- that seems ridiculous

not just any zing: a CONTESTED zing

i feel forks on this one - i mean the drowning meme has more than run its course now so ppl should be admonished for using it from now on, but reviving the OG thread w/ drowning lols seems aight to me

imo making rules about zings takes all the life out of zings -- zings are often most effective when they come as a surprise so telling ppl when & where they can post them makes no sense & goes too far in used to max & me and whoever else just playing off a played out zing -- obv a solid zing like dom's 1st one will often inspire echoes of that zing for awhile on the same thread

yeah ppl were really trying to propose serious rules about the serious art of zinging deej

i just sug banned you i hope it was 50

oh. well nev mind you guys are totally hilar

NOT sb'd

just some guidelines us zingers might want to take to heart to preserve the sanctity of some of the best ones

wow this thread is starting to suck. STFU dudes stop handwringing.

i just want to make clear i dont agree with forks but with some duder there

anyway the recurring zing is like the funniest thing ever in my book, i say keep on keeping on

they only stay funny as long as they continue to get a rise out of people though

i mean the drowning thing especially is so nonsensical and so obviously based on just poor wording of a thread title it's only funny so far as whiney takes the bait

i also think its ... something ... that dom is so good at writing zings about drowning

women

write what you know

My girlfriends are all too buoyant to drown.

^lol

77 heres a good recent example how to carry the weight (no passantino) of a recurring zing from our friends across the pond:

No, it's not newsworthy at all, except to HYS types who sit in front of their PC/TV/radio waiting to be offended or self-righteous bores.

Eventually, of course, no one will be allowed to say anything, privately or publicly, that is likely to offend anyone else. If we go down that road we might as well vote in the Nazis now and have done with it.

What people say in private is their own business and nobody else's.

No righteous outrage at the people who sold these things to the tabloids, either, I note.

― Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, January 14, 2009 7:22 AM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

What are the "issues at stake" here again? That the media value non-stories that sell papers over worthy issues that don't? That they're hypocritical? That most things that appear on the front of the Sun are less important than dozens of things going on around the world?

Is there a single person on this thread who doesn't know all that already and needs it all spelt out to them? Christ. This is sub-student level 'debate'.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, January 14, 2009 7:23 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

might as well vote in the Nazis now and have done with it.

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Wednesday, January 14, 2009 7:27 AM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yes, reporting on the Royals' racist epithets is the rocky road to Nazism.

― Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, January 14, 2009 7:28 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

If we're going to object to racist remarks by publicly funded individuals we might as well vote in the Nazis now and have done with it. Find a flaw in that logic I dare you.

― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, January 14, 2009 7:28 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

That's it, I'm voting Nazi.

― Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, January 14, 2009 7:29 AM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink