are they dancing
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 18:09 (fifteen years ago) link
you put the blood foot inyou put the blood foot out
― dmr, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 18:21 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^ Sectarian
― Birth Control to Ginger Tom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Your search - "drowning girl cake" - did not match any documents.Suggestions:Make sure all words are spelled correctly.Try different keywords.Try more general keywords.― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, January 13, 2009 3:50 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalinkhow many calories would i burn if i held a girls head underwater until she was dead― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, January 13, 2009 5:21 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalinkshrug, we live in a world where actresses & singers are sentenced to death by drowning in internet polls, if u dont like jibaritos.... well lets just say u should be glad im not starting a poll.......― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, January 13, 2009 7:20 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalinkonly if the title is "which one of the sandwiches do i want to drown"― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, January 13, 2009 9:21 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Suggestions:Make sure all words are spelled correctly.Try different keywords.Try more general keywords.
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, January 13, 2009 3:50 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
how many calories would i burn if i held a girls head underwater until she was dead
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, January 13, 2009 5:21 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
shrug, we live in a world where actresses & singers are sentenced to death by drowning in internet polls, if u dont like jibaritos.... well lets just say u should be glad im not starting a poll.......
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, January 13, 2009 7:20 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
only if the title is "which one of the sandwiches do i want to drown"
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, January 13, 2009 9:21 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
max, you are good people, i generally like having you around, and i understand its fun to be part of a pwn-athon. But you were really playing zing Mad Libs by the end of this one. there's not some magical combination of "sandwich" and "drown" that you just haven't stumbled across.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 02:27 (fifteen years ago) link
hey whiney can i offer you a butthurt sandwich? i'll hold the cheese (-30cals)
― gr8080, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 02:29 (fifteen years ago) link
you "generally" like having me around?!
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 02:29 (fifteen years ago) link
SANDWICH -- A Sandwich man drowned in a Cape Cod pond Monday, apparently trying to retrieve a fishing lure, police said. John P. Coughlin, 35, was pronounced dead at Falmouth Hospital.
― shook pwns (omar little), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 02:31 (fifteen years ago) link
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, January 13, 2009 8:29 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
look out max -- he may try to drown you, next time he runs into you on the way to see the flaming lips
― xhuxk d (deej), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 02:39 (fifteen years ago) link
passantino made a 10/10 classic drowning joke in that thread and every other drowning joke after that was a footlong w/ extra weak sauce
― you down with challo.p.p.? (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 02:45 (fifteen years ago) link
I think "30 calories less if you hold the cheese" is the new meme over there, I was trying to do a couple of transitional "drowning plus holdin cheese" gags to usher in the next era.
― The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 02:48 (fifteen years ago) link
new 77 assignment: anytime anyone mentions food involving cheese anywhere, chime in that it sounds good but it is "30 calories less if you hold the cheese"
― shook pwns (omar little), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 02:49 (fifteen years ago) link
you "generally" like having me around?!― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, January 13, 2009 9:29 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Tuesday, January 13, 2009 9:29 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Well, I don't mind your zings until you start running the same ones into the ground. Yes, that's my own butthurtnedness and I have to deal with it. But you can't blame me for not 100% repping for a guy who's posting style I barely know beyond "likes to zing me repetitively"
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 02:54 (fifteen years ago) link
shut the fuck up and go eat a Subway crab and seafood 12 foot you stupid ass subway eating pussy
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 02:55 (fifteen years ago) link
keeping it positive.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 02:55 (fifteen years ago) link
keeping it positive
starting a thread to bitch about subway customers vs. jared fogle
http://www.kidshealthnotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/jared-fogle-before.jpg
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 02:56 (fifteen years ago) link
But you can't blame me for not 100% repping for a guy who's posting style I barely know beyond "likes to zing me repetitively"
at least he's not milquetoast anymore
― velko, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 03:01 (fifteen years ago) link
whats in the bag? xpost
― There's a Grady now?? (sunny successor), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 03:02 (fifteen years ago) link
.......bacon??
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 03:03 (fifteen years ago) link
lol at que
― big baller eating steaks every day (jeff), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 03:03 (fifteen years ago) link
bag o' bacon
― There's a Grady now?? (sunny successor), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 03:05 (fifteen years ago) link
i cant imagine being butthurt about a zing by maxno offense max
― xhuxk d (deej), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 03:43 (fifteen years ago) link
INDIANAPOLIS (( 28 ))
― eman, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 03:45 (fifteen years ago) link
they are kinda lame zings tbf
― you down with challo.p.p.? (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 03:46 (fifteen years ago) link
once u reach that point they're almost more just meme participation than zings
― xhuxk d (deej), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 03:46 (fifteen years ago) link
lame meme participation then
― you down with challo.p.p.? (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 03:47 (fifteen years ago) link
meme police
― xhuxk d (deej), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 03:47 (fifteen years ago) link
max is a board lawyer - we work together
― you down with challo.p.p.? (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 03:48 (fifteen years ago) link
thanks for defending my right to participate deej but jordans right they are not very funny, i hereby rescind all lazy zings of whiney g. weingarten, effective immediately
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 03:49 (fifteen years ago) link
if we're gonna lawyer up the thread then let's get real -- this thread should be for multiple instances of the same/very similar jokes on separate occasions, not someone working variations on a theme on a particular thread one day.
― some dude, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 05:06 (fifteen years ago) link
shouldn't these be kept only on the drowning the deschanel sisters thread then? Seems like that should be fair play forever and ever anon.I wish there was a red zinger challenge flag.
― i wanna roll stuff UP, i don't wanna NOT roll stuff up!!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 05:20 (fifteen years ago) link
agreed.
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 05:20 (fifteen years ago) link
http://bleacherreport.com/images_root/image_pictures/0034/8743/_40109822_nfl203_feature.jpg
― you down with challo.p.p.? (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 05:21 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.ecmtuning.com/images/forums/zingers.jpg
― i wanna roll stuff UP, i don't wanna NOT roll stuff up!!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 05:22 (fifteen years ago) link
― i wanna roll stuff UP, i don't wanna NOT roll stuff up!!!! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, January 13, 2009 11:20 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i cant imagine a world where a zing cant be carried onto another thread -- that seems ridiculous
― xhuxk d (deej), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 05:41 (fifteen years ago) link
not just any zing: a CONTESTED zing
― i wanna roll stuff UP, i don't wanna NOT roll stuff up!!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 05:42 (fifteen years ago) link
i feel forks on this one - i mean the drowning meme has more than run its course now so ppl should be admonished for using it from now on, but reviving the OG thread w/ drowning lols seems aight to me
― you down with challo.p.p.? (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 05:42 (fifteen years ago) link
imo making rules about zings takes all the life out of zings -- zings are often most effective when they come as a surprise so telling ppl when & where they can post them makes no sense & goes too far in used to max & me and whoever else just playing off a played out zing -- obv a solid zing like dom's 1st one will often inspire echoes of that zing for awhile on the same thread
― xhuxk d (deej), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 05:48 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah ppl were really trying to propose serious rules about the serious art of zinging deej
― you down with challo.p.p.? (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 05:49 (fifteen years ago) link
i just sug banned you i hope it was 50
― you down with challo.p.p.? (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 05:50 (fifteen years ago) link
oh. well nev mind you guys are totally hilar
― xhuxk d (deej), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 05:51 (fifteen years ago) link
NOT sb'd
just some guidelines us zingers might want to take to heart to preserve the sanctity of some of the best ones
― you down with challo.p.p.? (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 05:53 (fifteen years ago) link
wow this thread is starting to suck. STFU dudes stop handwringing.
― R. L. Stinebeck (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 05:55 (fifteen years ago) link
i just want to make clear i dont agree with forks but with some duder there
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 05:58 (fifteen years ago) link
anyway the recurring zing is like the funniest thing ever in my book, i say keep on keeping on
they only stay funny as long as they continue to get a rise out of people though
i mean the drowning thing especially is so nonsensical and so obviously based on just poor wording of a thread title it's only funny so far as whiney takes the bait
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 05:59 (fifteen years ago) link
i also think its ... something ... that dom is so good at writing zings about drowning
― xhuxk d (deej), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 06:12 (fifteen years ago) link
women
write what you know
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 06:17 (fifteen years ago) link