zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

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Watched the first four episodes of New Girl a while back. It was horrible. Did it improve like 1000x?

Yes. Also you're doing it wrong.

Also she's not that weird. The dude's iniinterraction with her was written by some hack who was raised an a frat skinner box.

3 of those first 4 episodes were written by women, FYI.

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:15 (2 years ago) Permalink

women raised in a frat skinner box, admittedly

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

I am sort of aghast that people actually think this show is good. I've never seen it but I figured that people were just watching it for eye candy. People like a lot of things I don't find funny at all though so I don't think I'd be into it.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:20 (2 years ago) Permalink

But I will give it a shot just in case.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:21 (2 years ago) Permalink

i mean, i am watching it for eye candy to some extent, but it is funny

Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

Also just remembered that last night's ep was directed by Peyton Reed of Bring It On/Down With Love fame.

You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

NSFW!!!!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

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wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

sorry, i didn't think posting scantily clad but not nude ladies outside WS was considered poor form but maybe it is

Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 of those first 4 episodes were written by women, FYI.

― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, February 8, 2012 12:15 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

women raised in a frat skinner box, admittedly

― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, February 8, 2012 12:19 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Raised in a frat skinner box stocked with bro magazines.

Those dudes were such cardboard cutout types, and like half of the interactions were disjointed--not in an irl sort of way, but in a creative writing 101 sort of way.

I'll watch the most recent episode on the internets for kicks to see if you are totally cracked.

Unleash the Chang (he did what!) (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

x-post - It was just a really big pic and my desk faces the hallway. Prob should know to browse with images off by now anyway tbh.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:37 (2 years ago) Permalink

maybe just the threads called "damn, damn, damn does this woman look good"

Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

No, I think you're being fair, E -- I'm OK with images in general at work, but I never open the WS thread here.

jaymc, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:39 (2 years ago) Permalink

I am sort of aghast that people actually think this show is good. I've never seen it
I am sort of aghast that people actually think this show is good. I've never seen it
I am sort of aghast that people actually think this show is good. I've never seen it
I am sort of aghast that people actually think this show is good. I've never seen it
I am sort of aghast that people actually think this show is good. I've never seen it
I am sort of aghast that people actually think this show is good. I've never seen it
I am sort of aghast that people actually think this show is good. I've never seen it
I am sort of aghast that people actually think this show is good. I've never seen it
I am sort of aghast that people actually think this show is good. I've never seen it
I am sort of aghast that people actually think this show is good. I've never seen it
I am sort of aghast that people actually think this show is good. I've never seen it
I am sort of aghast that people actually think this show is good. I've never seen it
I am sort of aghast that people actually think this show is good. I've never seen it
I am sort of aghast that people actually think this show is good. I've never seen it

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

I am sort of aghast that people actually think this show is good. I've never seen it

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

haha

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

this show is really p much garbage but its not the worst

BJ O (Lamp), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

i have seen it tho

BJ O (Lamp), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

welp i just watched an ep on yr alls recommend the one abt the towel and it was p funny and it has lizzy caplan in it

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

Grady, it looks complete garbage, c'mon. That's why I said I was surprised! Don't be a jerk.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

haha i sympathized with yr post cuz its a lot less garbage than it looks like it would be like instead of being actively bad its just mostly not funnie and lazy

BJ O (Lamp), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

hav u seen the one abt the towel tho

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

x-posts You too, Jon.

Thank you, Lamp. Everything about it looks like it would be painful to watch but, like I said, I'm willing to suspend disbelief and give it a shot.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

I have seen the show twice: once b/c a girl who was in an improv class I took 3 yrs ago had a small role in it (she was one of the bell ringers) and then the most recent ep, b/c I heard it was self-aware abt Zooey's image. Both eps were funnier than I expected but also not really essential.

jaymc, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:47 (2 years ago) Permalink

i havent seen any of the nu-era new girl episodes i saw one abt a wedding and one that was the pilot and one abt finding a dead body or s.thing

BJ O (Lamp), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:49 (2 years ago) Permalink

Mostly I'm just not a big sitcom person these days. This better be good now.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

I get dismissing it out of hand, I did too until my wife made me watch a couple episodes with her. It was just the part about being "aghast" that someone would like it was kinda nagl when you hadn't seen it yourself.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:50 (2 years ago) Permalink

I was about to be all "... dead body?" but then I remembered, that was the Thanksgiving episode

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

Admittedly that was a pretty strong word but I was genuinely surprised! I was just being honest. Also, I would not go around ILX calling people out for posting things that might not be AGL if I were you. Just saying.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

x-post

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah i mean...pretty much nobody defending the show right now really WANTS to or was rooting for it to be good itt last fall. i feel like that kind of grudging, hard won appreciation should be given the benefit of the doubt.

Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:52 (2 years ago) Permalink

i can't believe you people think this woman look good, i've never seen her

buzza, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

damn, damn, damn

Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

really one of the top 10 funniest thread titles in ilx history

Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

Was Squirrel Police someone's sock or an old poster I'm just not aware of?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

Also, I would not go around ILX calling people out for posting things that might not be AGL if I were you. Just saying.

smdh

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

aghast is born

Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

I forgot to not post on threads around ENBB, my bad.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

(popcorn gif)

Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

buzza, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:58 (2 years ago) Permalink

hahahahahahahaha that squirrel!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 18:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

Was Squirrel Police someone's sock or an old poster I'm just not aware of?

He was like frogbs's roid raging older brother.

A funnier, sunnier (Nicole), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

Thats a frightening thought.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

at one point he discovered he didn't have to hit enter after every line, it was a big moment

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

i cant believe you think this woman looks dead, i barely even drowned her

BJ O (Lamp), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

JonChi, of course you can post around me - I often like your posts. I just wouldn't get snippy with me because, as we all know since you so astutely pointed it out, I can be a total bitch.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

That's the first picture I've ever seen of her that makes her look semi-cute.
-- Squirrel_Police

Although she looks way older than she is. I'll buy the alcoholic thing on that basis alone.

-- Squirrel_Police

I must assume you're joking.

-- Johnny Fever

she probably doesn't want to be fancied by someone wearing a little police uniform with acorns embroidered on it.

-- estela

buzza, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:04 (2 years ago) Permalink

x-post - OK that was sort of bitchy. I'm just in a shitty mood and maybe that wasn't called for. I will watch the damn show and report back. Since the recent ones are better can I just watch those? I mean, I won't be lost or anything, right?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:06 (2 years ago) Permalink

It wasn't meant to be "snippy", I was just quoting what I thought was a funny way to word that, like you immediately undercut your own argument with that next sentence.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:07 (2 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, no I get that. Like I said - I'm probably prone to overeating right now. Sorry.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:08 (2 years ago) Permalink


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