thought it was going to be an Anthology Series like Masters of Horror when I first read it. Zalman King might have done a segment, had he not died today.
― encarta it (Gukbe), Friday, 3 February 2012 22:39 (1 year ago) Permalink
'Masters of the Johnson'
― give me crack and polyfilla (snoball), Friday, 3 February 2012 22:40 (1 year ago) Permalink
RIP Zalman King.
― Put another Juggle in, in the Juggalodeon (kingfish), Friday, 3 February 2012 23:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
Masters and Johnson, I take it?
yes, that was it.
― ban opinions (reddening), Friday, 3 February 2012 23:48 (1 year ago) Permalink
poor lizzy, trapped on a zooey thread and she can't escape
― Aimless, Saturday, 4 February 2012 21:43 (1 year ago) Permalink
<3 Lizzy Caplan.
― frogbs, stills, and nash (Neanderthal), Saturday, 4 February 2012 21:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
altho i can't even feign how big a zooey deschanel fan i'm not, b/c this image has honestly been a fixture on my wallpaper for months
That picture is fucking terrifying.
― billstevejim, Sunday, 5 February 2012 05:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
and I think it's supposed to represent her "acting range" or something, which apparently consists of 2 faces.. "i'm confused and quirky," "i'm smiling and quirky"
― billstevejim, Sunday, 5 February 2012 05:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman's comedy vehicle blow.
Photograph at the top of the thread doesn't even look like her. But, yes, I eventually saw an episode of this show and are we supposed to care about anybody or anything in it?
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 12:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
Caring about people ina comedy?
TS: Friends vs Fawlty Towers
― Mark G, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 12:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
new girl, whatever its faults or merits are, is not really a "please care about these people!" parks & rec type show
― some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
Any show that is "please care about these people" is obv. a piece of crap, this is more a "oh who gives a fuck, what's on the other channel" type show
― Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
LOL
― le ralliement du doute et de l'erreur (Michael White), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:55 (1 year ago) Permalink
watched the New Girl w/ Lizzy Caplan, show would be 10 million times better with her as 'the new girl.'and I love me some Kat Dennings, but Caplan would improve the hell out of 2 Broke Girls too
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:41 (1 year ago) Permalink
If Caplan had to speak the horrible dialogue they give to Dennings on that show I would die inside.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:42 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah that show is beyond saving
― some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:46 (1 year ago) Permalink
I caught 5 minutes of that show a few weeks ago (why because Kat Demmings look intersting), and I'm assuming we've already had a huge cluster in the rolling racist thread about the show in general.
― Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
we talked about it along those lines in some thread, don't remember if it was that one or maybe one of the tv threads
― some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:03 (1 year ago) Permalink
wasn't very clustery, though, since it's not like anyone held that show's asian stereotype in the same regard as long duk dong or anything
I don't think it was a clusterfuck, everyone pretty much agreed it was racist as hell and beyond redemption.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
while we're on the topic: don't ever see this movie:
― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:09 (1 year ago) Permalink
oh c'mon of course i will
lol @ variety quote though
― some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
the dude's name is THURSTON
― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
holy fuck that looks like the worst movie ever
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
there's a scene of them bouncing on the bed as "teenage riot" plays
― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
There's a Thurston now?
This looks so bad I really want to see it.
― Nicole, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
I really hope that's on Netflix Instant...
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
x-posts
hahaha
(totally need to watch that now)
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
Strong drug use
― am0n, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:16 (1 year ago) Permalink
damn, DVD only
Araki lite, surely.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
Boo this is not on netflix watch instantly.
― Nicole, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
― am0n, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
its more like the worst john hughes teen comedy aping a half-assed donnie darko vibe
― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
nothing lynchian about it
can't be any worse than Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
― Number None, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:20 (1 year ago) Permalink
this fucking movie, part 1
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:20 (1 year ago) Permalink
pr0 tip: also she doesnt get naked it
― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:20 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah but tell us more about the "bouncing on the bed"
― some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
o_O
smdh
You are so predictable, A.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
"..Juno as reimagined by David Lynch"
so basically
― am0n, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah but tell us more about the "bouncing on the bed"― some dude, Tuesday, February 7, 2012 11:23 AM (4 minutes ago)
― some dude, Tuesday, February 7, 2012 11:23 AM (4 minutes ago)
see the trailer am0n posted
― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
another one to be avoided (i've seen this but i can't remember if the title is actually a reference to the Pixies song)
― Number None, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:31 (1 year ago) Permalink
Hey, that's the kid that was in little miss sunshine. I had a huge crush on him when that came out. I have weird taste.
I'd watch that just for him. And John Goodman.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
it's the guy who looks like crut! he looks so scared :(maybe it's because he knows the movie is going to be terrible.
― Laura Lucy Lynn (La Lechera), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
i hate this trend of naming movies after classic indie rock songs/albums
― the arm (NZA), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:49 (1 year ago) Permalink
i know, why can't it be fishbone records instead
― some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
I would absolutely see a movie called "Chim Chim's Badass Revenge"
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:59 (1 year ago) Permalink
the next pixar movie is actually going to be called chim chim's badass revenge
xpost
― the arm (NZA), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
FWIW, Zooey gets them out (albeit in long shot and underwater) in Gigantic.
― Lady Writer, Male Seether (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:00 (1 year ago) Permalink