❀ the cult of: ➥motivational speakers ➥life coaches ➥personal growth gurus ➥new-age charlatans ➥AWESOMENESS FEST

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Mike started and failed his fair share of companies and projects before building the successful tech muscle called Tech Guys Who Get Marketing. Tech Guys, as it’s usually called, specializes in helping companies increase their efficiency with technology, with a keen eye for marketing.

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

successful tech muscle

horseshoe, Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

it is truly amazing how much these people talk about marketing without ever mentioning what the product is they're marketing

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

"one of the first musical acts officially sponsored by Myspace"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

am0n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

it is truly amazing how much these people talk about marketing without ever mentioning what the product is they're marketing

― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, February 2, 2012 12:58 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/44JR5.png

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

they're no sneaky sound system.

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

What work do you do?

Our student media department falls under a certain university division known for and expected to produce motivational twaddle. Before this I worked at a local bookstore whose biggest source of revenue (after travel guides and dictionaries) was New Age campfire fodder.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 February 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7KUP2oI9V8

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

http://s22.mindvalley.us/awesomenessfest/media/images/screen_shot_2011-08-05_at_1.12.25_am.png

Jonathan Budd

Jonathan Budd’s mission in life is to contribute in any way possible to the global shift that must happen on this planet, in order for humanity to create a sustainable, just, & fulfilling future for all. Combining powerful spiritual and transformation principles with the game of making money… he teaches his students how to go BEYOND the surface when it comes to their goals in life… and tap into a much deeper & meaningful fulfillment that comes when making money is about something much more than just making money. Having earned his first $10,000,000 by age 26, & being recognized as one of the most influential leaders in the world of home business… Jonathan is just getting started bringing this message to the world.

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

Jonathan "Fedora" Budd

am0n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

making money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making moneymaking money is about something much more than just making money

horseshoe, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

more than just about making money making money making money $10,000,000

brownie, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

lolol xpost

brownie, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

his first $10,000,000! that proverbial first $10,000,000.

horseshoe, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

Editor of Mindvalley’s FinerMinds Network, Leanne (a.k.a. Bee) has a penchant for graffiti-print Converse, poetry slams and hard hitting drum & base.

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

hoos maybe you oughta...

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

global shift

planet

humanity

making money making money making money making money making money making money

am0n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

real actual TED connect!

Cindy Gallop

Cindy Gallop’s background is brand building, marketing and advertising – she started up the US office of ad agency Bartle Bogle Hegarty in New York in 1998 and in 2003 was named Advertising Woman of the Year. She is the founder and CEO of www.IfWeRanTheWorld.com, a web meets world platform designed to turn good intentions into action one microaction at a time, which launched in beta with a demo at TED 2010, and of www.makelovenotporn.com, launched at TED 2009.

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

ok one more

Kelsey Grant

Kelsey Grant is an intuitive healer, relationship coach and group facilitator. Her life’s calling is to work with those who are ready to venture onto their path of awakening and lovingly support them in their journey. Some of her favourite healing and coaching tools she draws her healing work from are subconscious re-programming, meditation, crystal healings, oracle readings, healing touch and conscious creation scripting. The three principals Kelsey operates from each day are Love, Intimacy and Inspiration. You can count on her for a kind word, a burst of positive energy, a good heart mist and a deep soul sista connection.

what in hell is that

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

omar, i don't want to minimize your experience with this but this is all pretty much not true. it's is a semi-offshoot of scientology in the sense of werner erhard did scientology before "inventing" Est (which is what Landmark really is an offshoot of). but they don't promise to get rid of all negative energy, you're not supposed to let all your secrets out while talking at a seminar (they're pretty rigidly organized and are mostly lecture-based), you don't talk away the pain, they don't make you teach courses, and it is not only not suggested that you cut out negative people from your life but the organization is primarily designed around improving people's relationships w/ family members / people in their actual real lives. I've done courses with Landmark (tho not for many years) and I've literally heard ppl in positions of leadership tell groupies, "If you do this course and what you get out of it is you start to hang out and Landmark with all your new Landmark friends, you've basically wasted your time. It's only of value if you use it in your life."

Re: what "it" is, is primarily (it seems to me) basic continental philosophy and I suspect it's not dissimilar to those practical philosophy courses they advertise on the MTA subway.

nb I think it fits really nicely on this thread but if we're going to talk about it we're should probably talk about what it actually is and not call it a super-cult. And I'm sure your friends did ostracize you bc of Landmark, but I know that isn't encouraged at all.

― Mordy, Thursday, 2 February 2012 14:00 (3 hours ago) Permalink

eh it's a pyramid scheme w/definitely creepy elements that people take the wrong way and sure it's not "encouraged" but it's so high-pressure that it's basically culty and anything this particular strain of "self-help" that people think it AMAZING is really not, because it's a con game imo. people should give themselves more credit for their improvement, and i think w/r/t things like this they tend to, like i said, get dead-eyed. i've known more than two people involved, fwiw. i've just had two close friends who turned particularly high-pressure. the others were just a bit obnoxious about it.

omar little, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

this is actually my favourite, everything about it is amazing:

Ewa Wysocka is Mindvalley’s top secret, clandestine, underground marketing super weapon. Co-founder of Mindvalley Poland, Eva and her team will singlehandedly revive the Eurozone with their infusion of entrepreneurial resources and education. She is also a leading contender for the next James Bond movie villian…the one where James Bond switches sides due to Eva’s superior marketing and influence skills and the audience roots for her instead. Known affectionately as Mindvalley’s very own Honey Badger due to her incredible persistence in the face of challenges, deadlines and ability to laugh in the face of adversity.

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

She is also a leading contender for the next James Bond movie villian…the one where James Bond switches sides due to Eva’s superior marketing and influence skills and the audience roots for her instead.

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

she should maybe see a doctor about that

xxp about "heart mist"

horseshoe, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

i don't want to nitpick bc i think you have a legitimate claim against it - i think participants can be obnoxious and i think that people should give themselves more credit for their improvement. it isn't a pyramid scheme, tho, since participants don't get any kickback for enrolling new people in the course. xxxp

Mordy, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

I think they meant "good hard fist".

emil.y, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

my wife's ex pressured her on landmark too, i think it was a tipping point towards breakup (that and a particularly terrible halloween costume, which is another story for another thread.)

omar little, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

lol emil.y

horseshoe, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

man i heard the new james bond movie is supposed to be really weird

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

don't want to derail the thread but I have friends who have gotten really into AA over the past couple years and they are now moving closer and closer to shit like this

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

it's basically a pyramid scheme that doesn't help you but helps the group, then. i know plenty of people here in l.a. (which is admittedly perhaps more obnoxious about it and here it's more culty perhaps) who have experienced it and the ones who are acolytes are, of course, super into it (which is stupid imo) and the ones who have friends who have gone that route share similar tales of them changing for the worse w/r/t being a spokesperson or recruiter waaaaay too often.

omar little, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

wait there's repeats

Malek Houlihan

Professional musician who has logged over 1,100 lifetime performances in 9 countries. His music is heard in film, on TV and radio, and he has a vast loyal following. Malek is also deemed one of the “Greatest Storytellers” on stage and his story his mysteriously overcoming brain injury will move you to tears.

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

awesomeness anonymous?

am0n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

his story his mysteriously overcoming brain injury will move you to tears.

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

the displayname Critique of Pure Moods (goole) is the one bright spot in this thread, ty for that.

horseshoe, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

deemed one of the (quote)Greatest Storytellers(endquote)

am0n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

man i heard the new james bond movie is supposed to be really weird
irl lols

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

why is the language of these things so technical and so meaningless? is it trying to sound scientific? it bothers me so much!

horseshoe, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

overcoming brain injury

Read this as overcomBing brain injury. Which would indeed be mysterious.

Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

i'm going to re-post this for those who may have missed it last nite:

so far, my favorite Mindvalley product is QUANTUM JUMPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just watch this interview Vishen did at the home of Burt Goldman, developer of the Quantum Jumping method:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBTmeK52xec

http://www.quantumjumping.com/special/meet-burt-goldman

1) count how many times they mention money
2) be sure to watch till 6:43. I promise you won't be disappointed.

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, February 1, 2012 8:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

somehow i didn't think this thread could get creepier but i am thoroughly creeped out now and wish i could unknow what i have read

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

thank you for posting this thread here, gr8080. entertaining stuff i couldn't have seen otherwise :-)

Sébastien, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

bing brain injury, find malek

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

Mindvalley seems like taking green advertising to an extreme ... pretty gross to play on peoples' moral instincts to extract $$$million$$$ out of them. tut tut, etc.

Spectrum, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

mind valet

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

'my god youre prolific... at coming up w/this stuff'

lag∞n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

The Honey Badger stuff in the bios is just for SEO, don't you think?

‘Neuroscience’ and ‘near death’ pepper (Eazy), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

i do like how old that dude is, seems very difft from the unspoken cult of youth stuff going on

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

The Honey Badger stuff in the bios is just for SEO, don't you think?

mind is blown

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

holy shit the facebook convos @ quantumjumping are like irl bill hitchert stuff

Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link


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